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Top 15 Wipes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wipes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Wipes conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?

  2. My family was wiped out by the demons. Wanna help me make a new one?

  3. Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.

  4. I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.

  5. Hi Miss! Let me wipe that seat for you.

    *wipes face*

  6. Let me clean that seat for you

    *Take your towel and wipe your face*

  7. Hey baby girl lemme wipe your seat

    *wipes face*

  8. Make sure you have toilet paper.

    Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your kiss tonight

  9. *while having dinner/lunch*

    Me: hey there's something close to your lips
    She:*wipes* is it gone ?
    Me: nop
    She:*wipes again* now?
    Me : no, oh sorry that's beauty on your lips ! You just can't wipe it ......

  10. Can I see you home on the subway?

    I’ve got Clorox Wipes.


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Working wipes pickup lines

Are you a towel?
Because after seeing you I need to wipe it off!

Are you my pillow

Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get started.

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

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