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Top 14 Wipes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wipes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?

  2. I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.

  3. Hi Miss! Let me wipe that seat for you.

    *wipes face*

  4. Hey baby girl lemme wipe your seat

    *wipes face*

  5. Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

    Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

  6. Are you a towel?

    Because after seeing you I need to wipe it off!

  7. Oh, my God, it looks like someone sneezed on your breasts!

    No, no, don’t touch it! Let me wipe it off.

  8. Can I see you home on the subway?

    I’ve got Clorox Wipes.

  9. Are you my pillow

    Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

  10. *while having dinner/lunch*

    Me: hey there's something close to your lips
    She:*wipes* is it gone ?
    Me: nop
    She:*wipes again* now?
    Me : no, oh sorry that's beauty on your lips ! You just can't wipe it ......

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Funny wipes pickup lines

Make sure you have toilet paper.
Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get started.