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Top 19 Toilet Paper Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toilet Paper pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Toilet Paper tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt

  2. Are you a toilet paper

    Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

  3. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

    Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  4. Hey girl are you toilet paper?

    Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

  5. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  6. Do you need toilet paper?

    Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

  7. Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

  8. Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

    Because I can be your Prince Charmin

  9. I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

    When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

  10. You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.


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What is a Toilet Paper pickup line?

Working toilet paper pickup lines

Are you toilet paper?
Cause I can’t get enough of you

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

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I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

Make sure you have toilet paper.
Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your kiss tonight

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.