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Top 19 Toilet Paper Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Toilet Paper chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

    Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  2. I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

    So I could touch your butt.

  3. Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

    Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

  4. Do you need toilet paper?

    Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

  5. Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

  6. Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

    Because I can be your Prince Charmin

  7. Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

    Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

  8. I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

    When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

  9. Are you toilet paper?

    Cause I can’t get enough of you

  10. Want you more than toilet-paper

    Roses are red
    Introverts would like the quarantine

    Hey honey
    Be my valentine?



    (Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

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What is a Toilet Paper pickup line?

Funny toilet paper pickup lines

Did you just sit in a pile of shit?
Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

I wish I was toilet paper

I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt

Make sure you have toilet paper.
Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.