Top 22 Toilet Paper Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toilet Paper pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Baby, do you need toilet paper?
Because I could be your Prince Charmin.
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Hey girl are you toilet paper?
Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away
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Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.
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I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..
So I could touch your butt.
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Damn, girl are you toilet paper?
Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.
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Do you need toilet paper?
Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.
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Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!
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Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?
Because I can be your Prince Charmin
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Damn girl, are you coronavirus?
Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)
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I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper
When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷️

Funny toilet paper pickup lines
You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.
Are you toilet paper?
Cause I can’t get enough of you
Want you more than toilet-paper
Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine
Hey honey
Be my valentine?
(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")
Did you just sit in a pile of shit?
Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

Are you toilet paper?
Cuz your exactly what I need
Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone
Baby you are like toilet paper.
I wish you can last forever
I’ve run out of toilet paper
Can I use you instead
Make sure you have toilet paper.
Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight
I wish I was toilet paper
I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt
High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.
Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.