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Top 19 Toilet Paper Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Toilet Paper conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Toilet Paper pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt

  2. Are you a toilet paper

    Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

  3. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

    Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  4. Hey girl are you toilet paper?

    Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

  5. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  6. Do you need toilet paper?

    Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

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What is a Toilet Paper pickup line?

Working short toilet paper pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

Because I can be your Prince Charmin

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

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This is a funny Toilet Paper pickup line!

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?

(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Are you a roll of toilet paper?
Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

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Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

Make sure you have toilet paper.
Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your kiss tonight

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Toilet Paper phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Toilet Paper lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.