Top 23 Toilet Paper Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toilet Paper pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a toilet paper

   Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

2. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

   Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

3. Hey girl are you toilet paper?

   Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

4. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

5. I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

   So I could touch your butt.

6. Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

   Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

7. Do you need toilet paper?

   Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

8. Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

9. Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

   Because I can be your Prince Charmin

10. Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

    Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

Funny toilet paper pickup lines

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper
When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Baby you are like toilet paper.
I wish you can last forever

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

Make sure you have toilet paper.

Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight

I wish I was toilet paper

I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.