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Top 38 Underwear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Underwear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Underwear conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  2. Is there a mirror in your underwear?

    Because i can see myself in them.

  3. Is that new underwear? I've just seen your Super-G.

  4. When I was eight I had your picture on my underwear.

  5. I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

  6. Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

  7. I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.

  8. I see that when you are sleeping & you do not use underwear…

  9. You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.

  10. I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

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Funny underwear pickup lines

Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

My magic watch is telling me that you aren't wearing any underwear

Or is it 15 mins fast?

This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

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This is a funny Underwear pickup line!

Is that an underwear bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I don't believe you are wearing underwear, evidence please!

Are you my underwear?

Cause I don’t wanna be into you for long.

Hey girl, you know whats wrong with your underwear...

It's not between my teeth

Dang I’m fresh out of underwear.

Can I have yours?

– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
– I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
– Let's check! What about me?
– You have not
– Haha, wrong!
– Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on....

Oh you do? Must be 10 minutes fast.

Girl do you know what's similar to Ketamine and your underwear

I wanna sniff both of them

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Working Underwear tinder opener

Well, now that my underwear is clean, time to dirty it again.

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?

If you're finished checking my bag, there's one more pair of underwear to go through.

What Pantone are your underwear?

I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...

That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?

All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

I like guys who are named after underwear.

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?