Top 39 Underwear Pick Up lines
Are you trying to pick up a hot girl or guy? Compliment their awesome underwear and use these pick up lines about underwear. These dirty underwear pick up lines featuring different types and styles will help. These best pick up lines about underwear will surely work for you.
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I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...
Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
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Is there a mirror in your underwear?
Because i can see myself in them.
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Is that new underwear? I've just seen your Super-G.
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When I was eight I had your picture on my underwear.
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I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.
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Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Working short underwear pickup lines to impress a girl
I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.
I see that when you are sleeping & you do not use underwear…
You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.
Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
My magic watch is telling me that you aren't wearing any underwear
Or is it 15 mins fast?
underwear Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
This one is a little more elaborate
You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'
she: 'But I am'
you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'
My magic watch says that u are not wearing any underwear
*a moment of silence* Oh you are. It must be ten min fast.
I don't believe you are wearing underwear, evidence please!
Is that an underwear bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you my underwear?
Cause I don’t wanna be into you for long.
Hey girl, you know whats wrong with your underwear...
It's not between my teeth
Girl do you know what's similar to Ketamine and your underwear
I wanna sniff both of them
underwear Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on....
Oh you do? Must be 10 minutes fast.
– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)
– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
– I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
– Let's check! What about me?
– You have not
– Haha, wrong!
– Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
Do you like Revelations? I'm not wearing any underwear.
Well, now that my underwear is clean, time to dirty it again.
My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!
I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?
If you're finished checking my bag, there's one more pair of underwear to go through.
What Pantone are your underwear?
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?
All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.
underwear Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
I like guys who are named after underwear.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Do you want to know a dirty little secret? I am not wearing any underwear. Happy birthday, stud.
Underwear...you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.
Using smooth Underwear phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Underwear conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Underwear phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Underwear lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.