Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

I'm not wearing any pants.

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

I'm wearing green pants...

The only Veil I wana pierce is the one you'll be wearing on our wedding day.

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Hold up girl lemme wear my astronaut suit

Cause you're shining like a star

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

You look cold. Wanna wear my Pendleton jacket?

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.

You're so hot the sun is wearing lotion...

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

This one only works of the girl is wearing camouflage pants

Hey girl, you better get a refund on those camo pants, because I spotted that ass from a mile away.

You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

What size boot you wear girl?

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

What size shoe do you wear? I bet it's size sexy!

I have to wear my mouth guard around you because you're a knockout.

I'm wearing knee pads and I'm not afraid to use them.

Babe, you want to wear so much bling?

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

Are you wearing contacts or are those amazing Naturalize

You should wear a mask

Your smile is contagious

Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave me

I bet you'd look great wearing nothing but rubber.

Let's wear our pajamas today and live life to the fullest in bed.

Hey baby, what are your skeletons wearing?

Do you wear glasses? Maybe you should take them off and have a blind date with me.

Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find

Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

It's a good thing I'm wearing these compression tights...

Guess you won't be wearing any pajamas tonight. Because you will want to take them off.

What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?

Guess what I am wearing tonight. I guess nothing if you come over.

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

I'd stop wearing black for you.

When I'm with you I wear charcoal instead of black cause you brighten up my soul.

To the girl not wearing a costume: Lucky, you don’t need Halloween baby. You look like an angel every day.

It’s so hot and humid out here I can’t even wear no drawers.

Girl, I want to wear you like my glasses, one leg over each ear.

Are you wearing a fairy outfit? No you are just a sexy angel for me.

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

I always wear black because I'm emo and usually have sweaty pits.

Babe, I am not wearing any pants now you know.

Does your panties match your shoes? Oh you are not wearing any shoes?

"Is it just me, or does your beauty make this grey carpark look like a runway? Alicia, you're stunning."

"Wearing your favorite colors makes you even more stunning, Glennys. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again wearing my football jersey?"

"Chloelle, your radiance in white matches perfectly with my desire for quality time and affection. Let's make magic happen."

"Well, good afternoon, Sally! You sure know how to make a grand entrance. Ever consider a career in theatre?"

Your wardrobe must be amazing, but I'd love to see what you wear to bed.

"I'm not a magician, but whenever you wear that pink dress, everything else disappears except your captivating beauty."

Haha, thanks! Maybe you'll get lucky and see me in it someday. 😉 What's your favorite costume to wear?

"Are you a librarian? Because every time I look at you, I feel like checking you out."

"Are you wearing red? Because you've stopped me in my tracks with that fiery allure."

Your beauty shines brighter than my lace, let's make magic in this intimate space.

I know I'm not an optometrist, but I can't help but be drawn to your frames.

"Hey cowboy, I heard red drives bulls wild, how about you let me test that theory in the back of your truck?"

"I've always admired a strong cowboy, but the sight of your muscles in that truck? Now I'm ready to be wrangled."

"In your nose ring's shine, I see a dream divine; won't you make my world sublime and be forever mine?"

Haha, you've got quite the imagination! I'll have to make sure to wear my "sexy cute kitty panties" next time we meet 😏

"Is your smell natural or is it Eau de Farmhouse? Either way, you're more intoxicating than a summer harvest."

"In black you're a sight, sharp as a raven's flight. At 18 or any age, you're the star of my stage."

"You're in camouflage, but there's no hiding that stunning beauty of yours."

"This necklace pales in comparison to you. Want to wear it and make it the second most gorgeous thing here?"

"That red dress is stunning, but it's your smile that truly lights up the room."

I couldn't help but notice your stylish kicks. They say you have great taste, just like your style.

Ooh, a latex suit? Count me in! I have a feeling things might get a little steamy... 😏

"I like your shirt" thanks you wanna wear it in the morning?

Are you wearing a blue dress? Because you've already stolen the spotlight, darling.

"Wearing my hoodie, looking divine, could you be the mother of future kids of mine?"

"Interesting perspective! So, if you ever decide to wear glasses, I'll know it's just to heighten the mystery."

"Is your closet filled with diamonds? Because every outfit you wear makes you shine brighter than any gem."

"I may be wearing pink, but you're the one making my heart race."

"Wearing red today to stir up the bull in you; can I be the cowboy who tames your wild ride?"

Black lingerie, huh? I bet you look absolutely stunning in it. Can't wait to see for myself someday.

"Wearing that red dress doesn't just make you look hot, it sets my whole world on fire."

"Just like a prayer, your allure has me on my knees; ever thought of turning water into wine with me?"

Hey girl, are a sock? Because I want to wear you and we can go places.

"Forget the crops, all I want to harvest is the scent of your hard work. No deodorant needed, cowboy."

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Hey Kapoor, my rhymes may not be as good as my grades, but the love story I see behind those specs is an A+."

Are those blue trainers or are you just lighting up the room with your style?

"Like a rose in full bloom, your beauty in that red dress is simply undeniable."

"Hey there, cowboy, your tractor might be tough, but can it withstand the intensity of my admiration?"

"Are you wearing a red dress, or are you just naturally hot enough to stop traffic?"

"Your dimpled smile is mesmerizing, but darling, that traditional dress hugs your curves like a beautiful secret revealed."

"Your beauty is a knockout in jeans, but in those clothes? You're the definition of sinfully irresistible."

"You make black look so elegant, it's like the darkness is dancing when you step into the room."

"Is that a garden in your hair? Because every flower pales in comparison to your blooming beauty."

"Is your name Kurti? Because just like my favorite attire, I could wear our love story every day."

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for behind those contact lenses.

"I may not be a teacher, but I'd love to give you a lesson on how good you'd look in every fabric, not just jeans."

"That red lipstick on your lips is a sight to behold, but not as breathtaking as the beauty in your big captivating eyes."

"Is that a tie you're wearing or are you just bound to steal my heart with that killer style?"

"Are you wearing a pink dress, or are you just here to paint my world with shades of love and laughter?"

"Oh, you like sarees? A woman in a saree has an elegant charm that's simply timeless. What's your favorite color to wear?"

You know, it takes a real man to wear bright red briefs on the outside...

"Your cozy attire tells me we share a love for relaxation, care to discuss further over hot cocoa?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again wearing a 'Future Husband' badge?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again wearing these ridiculously high platform shoes?"

"Just like this club, I have a thing for tan, especially when it enhances your stunning features."

"Your smile is my favorite fashion statement, and girl, you wear it better than anyone else."

"Gray wolf named Shade, in shades so fine, won't you stroll with me under the starry rhyme?"

"They say I'm bad in my studies, but when it comes to you Kapoor, I've read every chapter of your book of beauty."

"Hey gorgeous, that white dress is doing wonders, but your smile? That's the real show stopper here."

"Girl, you may not wear a crown, but your beauty makes you the queen of my heart."

"Is that a blazer you're wearing? Because your beauty is the only thing that's setting this room on fire."

"Is your mask made of black hole material? Because I'm irresistibly drawn to your gravitational pull."

"How about swapping those boots for dancing shoes and let me savor the rhythm of your farm life?"

"Excuse me, but my momma always said I should follow my dreams. Can I follow you home, Camouflage Cinderella?"

"Is that a pink two-piece you're wearing? Cause you're making my heart race faster than a Grand Prix."

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because that white outfit makes you look like an angel without wings."

"Are those your favorite colored trainers? Because they're making you look even more stunning today."

"That saree looks stunning, but it’s your grace that truly steals the show!"

"That saree looks stunning on you! If beauty were a fabric, you'd be a masterpiece woven in silk."