Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

I'm not wearing any pants.

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

I'm wearing green pants...

The only Veil I wana pierce is the one you'll be wearing on our wedding day.

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Hold up girl lemme wear my astronaut suit

Cause you're shining like a star

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

You look cold. Wanna wear my Pendleton jacket?

I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.

You're so hot the sun is wearing lotion...

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

This one only works of the girl is wearing camouflage pants

Hey girl, you better get a refund on those camo pants, because I spotted that ass from a mile away.

You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

What size boot you wear girl?

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

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What size shoe do you wear? I bet it's size sexy!

I have to wear my mouth guard around you because you're a knockout.

I'm wearing knee pads and I'm not afraid to use them.

Babe, you want to wear so much bling?

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave me

You should wear a mask

Your smile is contagious

Are you wearing contacts or are those amazing Naturalize

I bet you'd look great wearing nothing but rubber.

Let's wear our pajamas today and live life to the fullest in bed.

Hey baby, what are your skeletons wearing?

Do you wear glasses? Maybe you should take them off and have a blind date with me.

Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find

Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

It's a good thing I'm wearing these compression tights...

What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?

Guess you won't be wearing any pajamas tonight. Because you will want to take them off.

Guess what I am wearing tonight. I guess nothing if you come over.

I’m gonna need to start wearing sunglasses from now on.

Cause you’re so bright.

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

When I'm with you I wear charcoal instead of black cause you brighten up my soul.

To the girl not wearing a costume: Lucky, you don’t need Halloween baby. You look like an angel every day.

Girl, I want to wear you like my glasses, one leg over each ear.

It’s so hot and humid out here I can’t even wear no drawers.

Are you wearing a fairy outfit? No you are just a sexy angel for me.

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

Does your panties match your shoes? Oh you are not wearing any shoes?

I always wear black because I'm emo and usually have sweaty pits.

Babe, I am not wearing any pants now you know.

"That saree looks stunning on you! If beauty were a fabric, you'd be a masterpiece woven in silk."

"Are you a dress made of tattoos? Because every time I see you, I can’t help but smile!"

Dark romance is like wearing sunglasses at night; it’s mysterious, slightly absurd, and you might trip over a sidewalk... but hey, fashion!

"Is it the nose ring or your stunning brows that caught my eye? Either way, you’re a total showstopper."

"That nose ring and those killer brows are making my heart race—are you always this stunning, or just for the 'gram?"

"Your story caught my eye – love the vibe! Just curious, is there someone special behind that smile?"

"Is that a nose ring, or is it just your smile shining brighter than ever? Stunning look!"

"With that stunning look, you could make a statement anywhere—care to let me be part of your next masterpiece?"

Are you wearing a blue dress? Because you've already stolen the spotlight, darling.

"Are you wearing red? Because you've stopped me in my tracks with that fiery allure."

"Chloelle, your radiance in white matches perfectly with my desire for quality time and affection. Let's make magic happen."

I hope the only thing you're faking are those contact lenses, because your beauty is truly captivating.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for behind those contact lenses.

"Is it just me, or does your beauty make this grey carpark look like a runway? Alicia, you're stunning."

"Gray wolf named Shade, in shades so fine, won't you stroll with me under the starry rhyme?"

"In that scintillating white dress, you're not just stealing the spotlight, you're becoming my entire universe."

"Hey gorgeous, that white dress is doing wonders, but your smile? That's the real show stopper here."

"Is that a blazer you're wearing? Because your beauty is the only thing that's setting this room on fire."

"You must be wearing a designer blazer because every time you walk by, the room heats up with your style."

"That red dress is stunning, but it's your smile that truly lights up the room."

"Just like a prayer, your allure has me on my knees; ever thought of turning water into wine with me?"

"They say I'm bad in my studies, but when it comes to you Kapoor, I've read every chapter of your book of beauty."

"Hey Kapoor, my rhymes may not be as good as my grades, but the love story I see behind those specs is an A+."

"Wearing that red dress doesn't just make you look hot, it sets my whole world on fire."

"This necklace pales in comparison to you. Want to wear it and make it the second most gorgeous thing here?"

"Girl, you may not wear a crown, but your beauty makes you the queen of my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially that divine cleavage!"

"With those skeleton hands on your chest, you've got me feeling like a ghost—haunting your every move!"

"With those glasses and that sultry red lipstick, you’re the perfect blend of brains and beauty—care to spark a little chemistry?"

"Are you a chubby fluffy cloud? Because you've just made my heart float with your cuteness!"

"Flattery will get you everywhere! But seriously, I’m loving the orange vibe. What’s your favorite way to express yourself through colors?"

"Is that a zipper on your bra, or are you just ready to unlock some fun tonight?"

"That oversized tee suits you perfectly—it's like wearing a cozy hug, and I could use one right now."

"You must be a magician; with that clown makeup, you've turned an ordinary day into pure joy!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your clown makeup, you make my heart disappear in laughter."

"I must say, that crop top suits you perfectly; it’s not just the style, but the way you wear it!"

"I must say, your confidence is as bold as those leopard prints—care to share the secret behind that fierce energy?"

"Are you wearing vanilla buttercream? Because your lips are a sweet temptation I can't resist."

"Are those glasses for reading? Because I can’t help but get lost in your eyes."

"Life's a wild ride, isn’t it? We all wear masks. What’s something real that brings you joy when the facade drops?"

"Is it just me, or do your eyes make my sweater feel even warmer when I wear it around you?"

"Only if you promise to wear a coconut bra and we can have a dance-off with the island's wildlife. That’s the real deal!"

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because that white outfit makes you look like an angel without wings."

"Wearing my hoodie, looking divine, could you be the mother of future kids of mine?"

"Is your closet filled with diamonds? Because every outfit you wear makes you shine brighter than any gem."

"Like a rose in full bloom, your beauty in that red dress is simply undeniable."

"Are you wearing a red dress, or are you just naturally hot enough to stop traffic?"

"Your beauty is a knockout in jeans, but in those clothes? You're the definition of sinfully irresistible."

"Oh, you like sarees? A woman in a saree has an elegant charm that's simply timeless. What's your favorite color to wear?"

"I may not be a teacher, but I'd love to give you a lesson on how good you'd look in every fabric, not just jeans."

"Are you wearing a pink dress, or are you just here to paint my world with shades of love and laughter?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again wearing a 'Future Husband' badge?"

"Your smile is my favorite fashion statement, and girl, you wear it better than anyone else."

"Is that a pink two-piece you're wearing? Cause you're making my heart race faster than a Grand Prix."

"Is that a tie you're wearing or are you just bound to steal my heart with that killer style?"

"Is that a garden in your hair? Because every flower pales in comparison to your blooming beauty."

"Your cozy attire tells me we share a love for relaxation, care to discuss further over hot cocoa?"

"Interesting perspective! So, if you ever decide to wear glasses, I'll know it's just to heighten the mystery."

"Even with those glasses and mask, your beauty shines through; and those veiny hands, they hold the world's captivating story."

"Is your mask made of black hole material? Because I'm irresistibly drawn to your gravitational pull."

"In black you're a sight, sharp as a raven's flight. At 18 or any age, you're the star of my stage."

"You make black look so elegant, it's like the darkness is dancing when you step into the room."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again wearing my football jersey?"

"I'm not a magician, but whenever you wear that pink dress, everything else disappears except your captivating beauty."

"You're in camouflage, but there's no hiding that stunning beauty of yours."

"Excuse me, but my momma always said I should follow my dreams. Can I follow you home, Camouflage Cinderella?"

"Well, good afternoon, Sally! You sure know how to make a grand entrance. Ever consider a career in theatre?"

"In your nose ring's shine, I see a dream divine; won't you make my world sublime and be forever mine?"

"That red lipstick on your lips is a sight to behold, but not as breathtaking as the beauty in your big captivating eyes."

"Your dimpled smile is mesmerizing, but darling, that traditional dress hugs your curves like a beautiful secret revealed."

"Is your smell natural or is it Eau de Farmhouse? Either way, you're more intoxicating than a summer harvest."