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Top 50 Walking Dead Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Walking Dead pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'll watch Carl for you.

  2. Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

  3. Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

  4. How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

  5. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

  6. I'm head over heel for you.

  7. I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

  8. If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

  9. I'm still a real boy. Really!

  10. I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

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Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

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That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

If Chivalry is dead than I must be a zombie.

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

I need you like Herschel needs a leg.

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If you were a walker, I'd let you eat my ass.

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.

If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.

I'm not showing you my leg, I just met you. At least buy me a drink first.

All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.

If you were a walker, I'd cut off your arms and let you tag along.

Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.

Let's have a relationship like Glen and Maggie.

How about we go paint the town dead?

I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.