If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

I'm still a real boy. Really!

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

I need you like Herschel needs a leg.

Think I might be infected because I just want to bite you all over.

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.

I'm not showing you my leg, I just met you. At least buy me a drink first.

All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.

If you were a walker, I'd cut off your arms and let you tag along.

Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.

Let's have a relationship like Glen and Maggie.

How about we go paint the town dead?

I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.

Do you have p**... in your eyes or are you just excited to eat me.

Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!

I may not be Daryl Dixon, but I sure have an arrow I would like to p**... you with.

I'm only infected with love.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar t**....

What am I Governor of? How ‘bout yer ass!

Why don't you come here and snap this DIECK?

Damn, I´m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

"Is your name Rick? Because my heart feels like it's surviving a zombie apocalypse when I'm near you."

Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna f**...?

"Is your name Walker? Because my heart's been dead until you brought it back to life."

"Haven't played The Walking Dead game? Well, gorgeous, how about we start our own adventure, no zombies allowed?"

"You may not play The Walking Dead, but you've definitely mastered the game of stealing hearts."

"I don't need 'The Walking Dead' game to know, your smile could bring any heart back to life."

"Are you a Walker? Because my heart beats faster every time I see Okan's favorite Walking Dead fan."

"Even if you haven't played 'The Walking Dead', you've already won my heart with your killer charm."

"Is your name Rick? Because my heart feels like it's surviving a zombie apocalypse every time I see you."

"Do you believe in fate? Because I think we might be the Glenn and Maggie of this post-apocalyptic world."

"Did you just cast 'Speak with Dead' from Baldur's Gate 3? Because my heart skipped a beat when you walked in."

"Are you a walker? Because my heart stops every time I see you, just like in The Walking Dead!"

Is that a gun on your pocket? Because I need you to shoot this zombie behind me.

"Are you a zombie from The Walking Dead? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you."

Can I see your stump?

Hey baby, wanna play Walking Dead? I’ll be the zombie.

If I wear a eyepatch, will you sleep with me?

"Have you ever played The Walking Dead game? Because my heart is zombified by your beauty."

"Is your name Rick? Because my heart feels surrounded like Alexandria every time I see you."

"You might not be into The Walking Dead, but you've surely awakened a love in me that's undying."

I'm a mortician and work with corpses all day, but you're the right kind of dead for me

I'd eat a whole jar of applesauce for you.

"You've never played The Walking Dead? I’d love to navigate through the unknown with someone as captivating as you."

We belong together like Daryl Dixon & his crossbow belong together.

It sounds like coast is clear now and we need to leave this hut to surviive, ladies first.

I crave you like a zombie craves flesh.

Baby, you burn brighter than the CDC.

How long is your arm bayonet, baby?

Your cell block or mine?

Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It is the end of the world. Let's make love until we feel alive again.

It might just be that I've been locked up in a prison for years, but you're the most beautiful living person I've seen in a long time!

It's my lucky day cause (I'm a zombie and) you're drop-dead gorgeous

It's the apoca-lips. So kiss me!

Kiss me while I still have my lips.

Man it's hot in Atlanta, we should get naked.

My bites will infect you with love.

My right hand may be gone but my left hand can still do all the magic.

My wife just turned into a zombie. So….I'm single now.

Sweetie, you got everything: brains, body and the fact that you're still alive is a big plus!

The sight of you cleaning your sword really turns me on.

There is gotta be a cure for your hotness.

Wanna go kill some zombies in the ‘burbs and screw in the car afterwards?

Wanna see how I handle a sword?

Wanna tie me to a tree and do stuff to me?

Wanna use those arms on this DIECK?

Want to hop on my chopper and kill some walkers together?

Want to see my aquarium of walker heads?

We're all infected, might as well make the best of it!

Well, okay. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!

What do you say that we go check out what's in that barn?

What do you think of my Sheriff's hat?

What is it with the smell of decomposing bodies that make me think of you?

What's a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

What's your preferred weapon to kill?

Where were you when the outbreak happened?

Why don't you come over here and do stuff and thangs on this DIECK?

Would you like to go back to my place? Grab a shovel!

You know, I just happen to have a bed in my RV.

You know, I'm good at head shots.

You remind me of my ex, so I'm gonna rip your heart out

You've stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back?

Walkers are coming…and so am I

You'd make a great mummy

I'm feeling k**..., let's do it on a pile of walkers.

Your beauty is eating away at my heart.

I just got bite…with your love

Do you need a leg massage since you've been running from Roamers all day?

GRUH.

I think you're beautiful, chew on that for a little bit!

I Z U

It's a good thing I'm a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

Are you into necrophilia?

I love you for your mind

Nice ribs!

Were all Infected...... With your Good Looks..

How many walkers will it take for me to kill until you have kiss with me?

I like my kiss how I like to kill Walkers: quick and dirty

I will have kiss with you. It is not like our options are vast.

Are you a Walker? Because you just walked away with my heart.

Are you a zombie? [no] Want some?

Are you tired? Because you've been dragging your feet around my mind all day

Are your feet tired? Because you've been shambling and lurching through my mind all day.

As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos.

Baby, this is a DICKatorship!

Can my pet zombies watch?

Carol: Im very very into that rough dirty look, can you put it on me?

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.

Did you apply that makeup yourself or are you an extra on The Walking Dead

Do you like to get busy in the middle of the woods?

Am I Daryl Dixon? Because I have an arrow and I'd like to p**... you.

Does anyone want to come into the barn with me?

Give me a call later so we can flesh out all the details.

Glenn: Im suppose to deliver you a pizza, Then I realized you lived in my heart.

Hey girl, I'd love to eat your brains out

Hey, I'm hungry. May I invite you to dinner? [!] We can go eat that guy/girl over there

Hey, wanna Rigor my Mortis?

Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek