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Top 50 Killed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Killed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a brain tumor?

    Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me

  2. Either you date me or I'll kill you.

  3. Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.

  4. Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!

  5. Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.

  6. Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?

  7. Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.

  8. There's a little something extra in it for you if you can kill this damn fly.

  9. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

  10. If looks could kill...

    You’d be Hitler by now.

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What is a Killed pickup line?

Funny killed pickup lines

You’re so beautiful, Aphrodite is probably trying to kill you.

If Looks could kill

You would give Hitler a run for his money

There are 2 things this world needs more of

1. My DNA
2. Your DNA

Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

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This is a funny Killed pickup line!

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me

I think its funny but probably to sexual
What do you think?

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

Are you a murderer?

Coz you're killing me with those looks.

You know, if stares could kill...

I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

Baby are you COVID-19?

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.

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Working Killed tinder opener

Are you a toaster?

Damn, are you a toaster? Because you make me want to kill myself.

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Wait.... I fucked up.

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Damn, are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.

If looks could kill...

You'd be drop-dead gorgeous

I hope you know CPR

Because Im about to kill myself

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;)))


~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.