Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?

Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.

If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

If looks could kill...

You’d be h**... by now.

If Looks could kill

You would give h**... a run for his money

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Your eyes can kill

And I have a heart that you can fill.

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

If you betray me, I'll kill you.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

Girl, you must be toxic and radioactive, because I want to study you even if it kills me.

Are you a murderer?

Coz you're killing me with those looks.

You know, if stares could kill...

I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

If looks could kill you carry a concealed weapon under that mask.

Girl, would you kill me with your love?

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

I would kill the riverwood chicken for you.

Baby are you COVID-19?

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.

Girl, your p**... is like a boa constrictor, it's killing me inside.

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.

Hope he has oligarchy the maintenance will kill him.

Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

If looks could kill

You'd be h**... and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews

I hope you know CPR

Because Im about to kill myself

If looks could kill...

You'd be drop-dead gorgeous

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

Dolphins are cute animals. Can you believe some people still kill them in some countries all over the world?

Hey girl, Are you 'Antimalware Service Executable' ?

Cause you're always running in my mind's background, I can never kill your process :)

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you prison?

Because I'd kill to get inside of you

You can kill my birdie any night.

Join my rally lead in Lords Mobile tonight and I will show you a good time with some nice kills.

"Well, I'm just a curious cat. Although unlike cats, curiosity hasn't killed me... yet."

Your mystery allures me, like the cat's curiosity; I'm drawn to unravel your beauty.

"Are you made of darkness and mystery? Because I can't resist the allure of your hidden depths."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction. How about we disarm with an exchange of numbers?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be the hottest crime scene I've ever seen. Mind if I investigate?"

"Are you a hitman? Cause every time I see you, my heart beats like it's trying to dodge bullets."

"Did you just return from shopping? Because it looks like you picked up a dazzling smile and a figure to kill for."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a most-wanted for stealing all the breaths away."

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

Jokes aside, I'm here to make you laugh, not harm. Let's keep it light and fun, okay?

"I may not be a demon, but I can't help but be drawn to you, Giyuu. Care to slay some hearts together?"

"Is it just me, or is the water around us not the only thing making waves when you're near, Giyuu?"

"If looks could kill, your messages would be the most lethal thing in my inbox."

"Are you a carnivore? Because your smile could scare the meat right off a steak!"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back - let me satisfy your curiosity."

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Let's plan a killer date sometime.

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Lucky for me, I'm already smitten."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed in this crime scene?"

"Your beauty is so deadly, this time for sure you're gonna kill me, can I at least die happy with your number?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be the star of my wildest dreams—care to take this scene to another level?"

"You're no corpse, sweetheart, but your stunning looks are definitely killing me."

"Your beauty in that saree leaves me breathless; if looks could kill, I'd willingly be your victim."

"I may not be a demon, but I'd love to get drowned in your serene presence, Giyuu."

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction in the future when you become mine.

"Darling, the only way I plan to 'kill' you is with endless love and admiration."

"Are you a murder drone? Because you've just killed my heart with your enchanting voice!"

"Darling, just like a hedgehog, I've got my quills, but for you, I'd soften up and be your Lord X."

"Despite words so harsh, your beauty's undenied, let's heal with love, not let hate divide."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your terrifyingly beautiful smile… and those big teeth!"

"I might be a ghost from my past, but I can promise you, our love story will last."

"Your laughter is my favorite melody; let me be your loyal pet in this enchanting dance of humor."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass seduction. No wonder I'm falling for you."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're killing me with those gorgeous eyes.

"Is your body a masterpiece? Because your vegan glow is stealing the show off Broadway."

Even the demons would be mesmerized by your quiet strength, Giyuu. Can I join your mission?

"Are you a murder drone? Because my heart races whenever you're close, and I can't help but be captivated."

"Are you my wife's lover? Because you've just killed me with your beauty."

"You're like a mixed media art piece, beautifully complex, and modeling a physique that's simply impeccable."

"Is your name Victory? Because I'm getting beaten up, but if it's for a date with you, I've already won."

Are you made of darkness? Because every time I try to figure you out, I end up silenced.

"Is it your mission to make me blush, or should I just surrender to the charm that's already killing me?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. You're stunning."

"If loving you is a battlefield, I’m ready to fight off every worker drone in sight."

Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;)))


~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

In your presence, time stands still, for your beauty, I could never ignore or kill.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my zombie-killing skills?"

"If our chemistry were a game, I'd level up just to keep up with your sharp skills."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that's making me want to stay close to you.

Wow, that's a bit extreme! Let's focus on getting to know each other instead of dark jokes, shall we?

"I thought engineering was tough until I tried understanding how someone could be as amazing as you."

"I may not speak much, but my actions speak volumes. Let me slay the demons in your life, Giyuu."

They say curiosity killed the cat, but with a pussy like yours, I'm willing to take the risk.

Haha, you're killing me with those eyes in your selfie. It's like they're daring me to get lost in them.

"I might have been killed by love once, but your smile is giving me a reason to risk it again."

"Girl, if looks could kill, you'd definitely be the most wanted. Want to share a safe house?"

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

"Are you a worker drone? Because you’ve just buzzed your way into my heart—let’s make this a thrilling chase."

Wow, black is definitely your color! You're killing it with that outfit. Can't wait to see what else you've got!

"If beauty were a weapon, you'd be the ultimate assassin, leaving everyone else in the dust."

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

If beauty could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Damn girl, you're my daddy's dream production.

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but your shower pics might just revive it. Are you in the business of performing miracles?"

"If beauty could kill, you'd be a Viking warrior with Freyja's charm and grace."

"Did your smile come with a punchline? Because it's definitely killing me with its irresistible charm."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction. Luckily, I'm immune to your charms."

"I may not be able to kill the joker, but I can still steal your heart without committing a crime, Miss."

"Are you a ninja? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a hitwoman? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat!"

"If I'm your pet, can I at least be the charming one who always brings a smile to your face?"

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? You can be my pet human, leash included!

"I died once when my wife and her lover betrayed me, but your smile brings me back to life."

"I'm drawn to your enigmatic aura like a moth to a flame. Let's explore the shadows together."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, just like those 5 people.

Don't worry, I'm sure you're killing it on that trail! Your resilience is admirable. If only I could join you and make it more fun!

"If being pitiful means I get to be your cute pet, I gladly accept. Can I start with fetching compliments for you?"

"Your laughter is worth the world to me, I'd gladly be your amusing 'pet' forever."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a feast; because girl, you're even more delicious than my favorite dessert."

"Is your name Ted? Because your killer smile just woke the Persian warrior in me."

"Is your name Revenge? Because I've been looking for you since my wife and her lover killed me."

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass seduction, care to join me for a private viewing?"

"Forget romance, let's conquer the world together with our fanbase and your killer Valorant skills."

"Are we in a Friday the 13th sequel? Because the suspense of not having you by my side is killing me."

If being cruel was a profession, you'd be the CEO 'cause you're killing it with those looks.

"Maybe I'm pitiful, but I promise to always be worth it when it comes to making you laugh."

"With your strategic gameplay and charm, you're the ultimate challenge I'm ready to take on."

"If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass seduction—care to disarm me over drinks?"

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but yours make mine want to confess.

They say danger is sexy, and with you, I can't help but feel the heat.

You must be a mystery wrapped in shadows, because every time I think I know you, you disappear.

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

"Well, if being your pet means I get to see that killer smile every day, sign me up."

"Hey there, wassup? If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass seduction."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection despite my dead husband."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? And don't worry, I've just had a manicure!"

"Is your smile a mystery? Because it's killing me not knowing you yet."

"Doesn't your mind have more enchanting mysteries for me to explore than such biological improbabilities?"