Your lips are so beautiful...

That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

They say kissing is the language of love…

Let’s talk.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

Do you wanna workout?

i should really stop drinking now.

Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.

I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. 

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

Did you know, kissing is the language of love?

Mind if we have a conversation?

You look like an Amanda, because I’ve been looking for Amanda hug ‘n kiss

If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

They say kissing is the language of love.

Do you mind starting a conversation with me?

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves...

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard.

Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock knock! Who's there? Justin.

Justin who? Justin time to give you a kiss.

I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

Hey girl, are u taken?

I don’t know who u are. I don’t know what u want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. If u aren’t interested, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for u, I will not pursue u. But if u want to go out on a date, I will look for u, I will find u and I will kiss u.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe.

Mistletoe who? How can I kiss you I’m outside!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

My lips forgot what a kiss feels like

Do you think you could remind me?

I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you wanna kiss me right?

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.

I don't know if it would work out between us so, what do u say I kiss you and if u don't like it u can return it.

I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you love me right?

Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love.

If you have tulips and i have tulips,

Want to put them together and make a Kiss?

Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss.

Kiss who? ME!

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

Its my birthday! How aboout a birthday kiss?

Baby, I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

Si besarte fuera pecado, caminaría feliz por el infierno. (If kissing you were a sin, I’d happily walk through h**....)

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.

Keep calm and kiss a lifeguard.

With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.

I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Kiss me now.

I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass!

Are you good in French?

Cuz, I'm good in both, kiss and language.