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Top 50 Told Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Told pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My parents told me to follow my dreams

    Thats why i am sticking with you

  2. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  3. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

  4. Hey girl, are you retarded?

    Cause someone told me you have a crush on me

  5. My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

    So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ️️️

  6. Your accent is really cute..

    Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

  7. If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

  8. Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

  9. Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

    what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  10. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

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If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

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They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

You know, without my glasses on,

I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

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Working Told tinder opener

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?

Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

Can i follow you on instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

Can I follow you home tonight?...

...Sorry, but my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

I was told this was very smooth..

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?