The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Told Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Told pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Told conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My parents told me to follow my dreams

    Thats why i am sticking with you

  2. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  3. People have always told me to never grow old.

    But that’s all I want to do with you

  4. Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

    Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  5. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

  6. Hey girl, are you retarded?

    Cause someone told me you have a crush on me

  7. I told this one to my gf and she went 0.o

    Y’know besides dropping bodies in games, I’d rather drop your body on a bed and go to town

  8. Would you believe me if I told you I'm a surgeon?

    I'm not, but I still wanna dig in your guts for a few hours.

  9. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

    I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  10. My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

    So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ️️️

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Funny told pickup lines

Your accent is really cute..
Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

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Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I beat the game

I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Yoko Ono?

They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

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Working Told tinder opener

You know, without my glasses on,

I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?