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My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
People have always told me to never grow old.

But that’s all I want to do with you
Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
Hey girl, are you retarded?

Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
I told this one to my gf and she went 0.o

Y’know besides dropping bodies in games, I’d rather drop your body on a bed and go to town

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Would you believe me if I told you I'm a surgeon?

I'm not, but I still wanna dig in your guts for a few hours.

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ️️️

Your accent is really cute..

Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

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Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Yoko Ono?

Has anyone ever told you that you're like a baby white dwarf star?

Incredibly hot!

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You know, without my glasses on,

I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

Your mom told me that you stopped wetting your bed at 4yo

Bet I can change that

Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Can I follow you home during Navratri?

Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams!

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?

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Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Someone told me if I wished hard enough anything could come true.

Well I wished for perfection and here you are.

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

Can i follow you on instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Can I follow you home tonight?...
...Sorry, but my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl.’ So I’m going to go get it, girl.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

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Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

I couldn't believe it when you told me you're a masseuse, chiropractor AND an orthopedist!

But now I realize I stand corrected.

Guess what the doctor just told me. I need some sunshine so that's why I got you to brighten my day.

I've been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Harry Styles’ chapstick?

Guess what my doctor told me. Laughter is the best medicine. I guess you bring the smile to my face.

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Iron man is red, Thor's hair is gold. Get on up your knees and do it as you are told.

Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475

If I told you that you had an amazing body

Would you hold it against me?

I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.

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The manager told me to take the trash out...

So are we going or what?

Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely carotid artery?

Hey girl, Can I follow you?

My mom told me to follow my dream.

Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this d**...

My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I s**... up when I saw you!

"Well then, you might find me addictive because I've been told I'm better than any cheeseburger out there."

"Well, as they say, 'when in Rome'...or should I say, Eastern Europe? Let's see how this unfolds!"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and I dreamt of you all night."

Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You'll have to see it for yourself in my bed.

You know, without my glasses on, I’ve been told I look an awful lot like a superhero.

"Couldn't leave, sweetheart. Something told me I'd miss the intoxicating allure of your seductive gaze."

"You may be unsure about our date, but one thing’s for certain - my charm won’t disappoint."

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I could hear your c**... talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

"Has anyone told you that your kindness is contagious? Mind if I catch a bit more over dinner?"

"Your laughter is my favorite song; it's a melody that tells me, you and I are the perfect harmony."

"Has anyone ever told you, Ronald Jackson, that your charm is more captivating than a star-filled night?"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"In your eyes I see a song, a melody so sweet; don't you know darling, it's with me you're meant to meet?"

"Like a sunset, your beauty leaves me in awe, promise you'll remember me, it's all I implore."

"You once mentioned you're into mysteries, but the biggest one I'm trying to solve is how to win your heart."

"You don't deserve it because it's currently on a mission to find the lost city of Atlantis."

"With your beauty, I thought 'cute' was my middle name. How about we explore our mutual adorables over dinner?"

"Hey Jasmine, who needs a magic carpet when I can show you a whole new world on my hoverboard?"

"My plans include you, my heart's decree
Together forever, we'll always be."

In Conclusion

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