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Top 29 Condoms Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Condoms rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Condoms pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I may be wasted

    But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

  2. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  3. Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

    what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  4. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  5. Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

  6. Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey.

    Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

Working short condoms pickup lines to impress a girl

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I came without condoms. I came without pills. I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

Hey girl are you a turtle?

Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.
Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

Gives girl condom

much sure you being this with you on our frist date.

condoms Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I am wasted but...

The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

I've got a condom with your name on it.

When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you.
When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you.
When I caught this salmon, we ate it together.
And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.


So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of h**...?

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

condoms Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do!

Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don't believe in STDs.

Hey baby, I've got condoms for the night. We will win at Pandemic this time.

I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Condoms phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Condoms lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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