35 Condoms Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 35 condoms pick up lines for her and flirty condoms rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about condoms that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with condoms rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny condoms pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty condoms joke for a great chat response.

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A good Condoms pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I may be wasted

But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.
Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!
Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey.

Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

Short and cute condoms pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about condoms are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I came without condoms. I came without pills. I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

"In the realm of passion, no better emblem, like a condom, you're safety and pleasure's enwombed emblem."

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

"Is your name Condom? Because with you, every moment feels safe and exciting."

"As a shield is to a knight, you're my armor of delight, with you, every moment feels so right."

Cheesy condoms Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Just like a condom, our chemistry could make a perfect mix of safety and pleasure."

"Is your name Condom? Because every moment without you feels unprotected and incomplete."

When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you. When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you. When I caught this salmon, we ate it together. And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

Hey girl are you a turtle?

Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.

Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

Gives girl condom

much sure you being this with you on our frist date.

The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

Funny condoms Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Condoms conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do!

When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you.
When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you.
When I caught this salmon, we ate it together.
And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

I've got a condom with your name on it.

So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of heroin?

My condom expires end 20__. Do you want to help me use it?

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don't believe in STDs.

Hey baby, I've got condoms for the night. We will win at Pandemic this time.

I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

Clever condoms Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Condoms hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Condoms love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Condoms openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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