I’d never have to bench you for coming late

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?

- What?

You know your name and number!

"You must be a home run, Miles, because you've hit it out of the park with that charming smile!"

"I must be in the outfield because with your brunette locks, you've truly caught my attention."

"Is your name Aaron? Because you've just scored a touchdown in my heart!"

"Are you a swimmer? Because I can't help but dive into your beautiful brunette waves."

"Are you a home run? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've hit the jackpot, Aaron!"

"Hey Miles, if you were a baseball, I’d never let you out of my glove—you’re a real catch!"

"Do you like cats? Because I’m feline a connection with you, Miles!"

"Are you a baseball? Because when I look at you, I feel like I just hit a home run."

"Miles, do you play baseball? Because you've just hit a home run in my heart, and I love cats!"

"Are you a baseball? Because I’d love to catch you any day, Aaron!"

Are you a touchdown? Because every time I see you, I can't help but score.

"Is your name Aaron? Because you just threw my heart like a perfect touchdown pass!"

"Are you a cat? Because you've just caught my heart, Miles, and I'm ready to play ball with you!"

Are you a swimmer? Because I'm diving headfirst into your beautiful brunette eyes!

Are you a baseball? Because I'm ready to swim into your heart like a home run!

"Are you a baseball? Because I can’t help but want to catch your heart, Miles—especially if you love cats!"

"Are you a baseball? Because every time I see you, my heart hits a home run, just like my cat's purr!"

"Miles, are you a cat? Because you’ve got me purring with every swing of that bat!"

"If you were a chicken at the baseball game, I'd always choose you because you’re finger lickin' good."

"Excuse me, can I borrow a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes trying to find home plate."

Are you a catcher? Because you've already caught my attention on and off the field.

Are you a home run? Because every time I see you, my heart races like a baseball game.

"In baseball, I go hard for the home run. Off the field, it's your beauty that makes me go even harder."

They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

"Are you a baseball because I'm falling head over heels for you with every pitch you throw."

"Are you a baseball? Because every time I see you, my heart hits a homerun!"

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because ever since I saw you, my heart has been playing in the big leagues."

"If you were a baseball, I'd catch you every time—just like your stunning smile catches my attention!"

"Are you a cat? Because you've got me feline good, Miles! Let's play ball together!"

"I must be dreaming because a brunette like you at a baseball game is definitely a home run."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my baseball jersey on?"

"Are you a baseball diamond? Because you've got me sliding into home with every smile you make."

"Hey Miles, are you a cat? Because you’ve definitely pounced right into my heart with that baseball charm."

"Is your name Aaron? Because you just caught my heart like a touchdown!"

Are you a baseball? 'Cause I'm ready to catch some feelings for you.

Are you a baseball? Because I just wanna hit a home run with you.

"Are you a baseball? Because I’ve been caught up in your love for a home run!"

"You must be a home run, because I can't resist sliding into your dirty blonde heart."

Did it hurt when you fell from the swimming pool? Because you're a total splash!

"Are you a baseball? Because every time I see you, my heart is ready to steal home!"

"Do you like cats? Because I'd love to take you out for some 'feline' good times after my game, Miles!"

Are you a home run? Because your beauty leaves me stunned, just like his baseball games won.

"Hey Miles, you must be a home run because you just knocked me off my feet—just like a cat would!"

"Miles, if you were a baseball, I'd never let you go—just like I can't resist your feline charm!"

"Are you a baseball? Because I’d catch feelings for you any day, Aaron!"

"Ever played baseball with an angel? Because it feels like I've hit a home run seeing you, Mr. Tall and Handsome."

"Are you a cat, Miles? Because you've caught my attention and I'd love to play ball with you all night!"

"Is your name Miles? Because you just hit a home run in my heart!"

"Are you a home run? Because you've got me swimming in love with those brunette locks."

"Are you a cat? Because every moment with you feels like a home run, Miles!"

"Are you a cat? Because every time you step up to the plate, my heart purrs for you!"

"Miles, you must be a home run; every time I see you, my heart races like a cat chasing a ball."

"In the game of love, you’re the perfect catch; with cats and baseball, you’ve found your match."

"Miles, if you were a baseball, I’d never let you go. You’re a real catch, just like my favorite cat!"

"Are you a cat? Because you've just pounced into my heart, Miles! Let’s catch a game together."

"Are you a baseball? Because you've got me running home, Aaron!"

With hair like a summer sky and eyes that sparkle bright, you're the brunette dream of every night.

"You must be the perfect catch, with those dirty blonde waves and a smile that hits a grand slam."

"Do you play football? Because you've already scored a touchdown in my heart, Aaron!"

"Do you believe in love at first pitch or should I throw that ball by you again?"

"Your eyes sparkle like a home run under stadium lights, knocking me off my feet."

Did you just hit a home run? Because you knocked me out with your brunette beauty.

"Do you play football? Because you've tackled my heart, Aaron!"

Are you a baseball field? Because when I see you, I feel like sliding into home.

"Are you a baseball? Because you've got me sliding into your DMs like I'm stealing home base, Aaron!"

Are you a dirty blonde? Because with you, I'd dive into the deep end any day!

"Are you a cat? Because you’ve just pounced right into my heart, Miles. Can I be your favorite player?"

"Your beauty shines like a home run, just like his swing under the sun."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I saw you, I knew we were in the same ballpark."

"Are you a baseball? Because I can't help but catch feelings for you!"

"If we were both cats, I’d always want to be your favorite ball to chase."

"Is your name Diamond? Because I've been searching the whole outfield for a gem like you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including baseball stats!"

"Miles, if you were a baseball, I’d slide into your DMs and never let you go—just like my favorite cat."

"Do you believe in love at first pitch, or should I throw another one?"

"If you were a cat, I’d never let you out of my sight—too purr-fect to lose on the field!"

"Are you a baseball? Because you've got me sliding into your heart, Aaron style!"

Were your parents baseball players?

Because you're a home run

"You must be the MVP of my heart—playing baseball and stealing bases, just like you stole my attention!"

"Are you a cat? Because my heart purrs every time I see you—just like Miles loves his furry friends!"

"Miles, are you a cat? Because every time I see you, my heart purrs like it’s in the game."

"Are you a cat? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little pounce just like a baseball!"

"Are you a baseball? Because I’d love to catch your heart, Aaron!"

"Are you a cat lover too? Because I’d love to take you out for a catch—maybe we can hit it out of the park!"

Are you a catcher? Because you've caught my attention and I'm ready to slide into your DMs.

Are you a baseball player? Because you've hit a home run in my heart.

"With your brunette charm and grace, you hit a grand slam in this baseball place."

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

"Miles, with charm like a cat's soft purr, your baseball skills make my heart stir."

"Hey Miles, are you a cat? Because you've already pounced right into my heart with that swing of yours."

"Babe, just like in baseball, when I see you, my heart hits a home run every single time."

"Are you a cat? Because you've got me purring every time I see you, Miles!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky... or when Godzilla used you as a baseball bat?"

"You must play baseball because since I've seen you, you've been running bases in my dreams all night."

"As a baseball player, you've definitely hit it out of the park by being the tall, dreamy man of my fantasies."

"Are you a catcher? Because you've just caught my heart, and it's definitely not stealing."

"Is your smile the MVP? Because it lights up the game like a grand slam."

Do you play baseball? Because you just hit a home run straight into my heart.

"Is your heart a baseball? Because I can’t help but want to catch it when you throw me that look."

"Do you play football? Because you just scored in the game of my heart!"

Hey, are you a baseball? Because you just hit a home run in my heart.

"Are you a homerun? Because every time I look at you, it feels like I've just hit it out of the park!"

"Miles, are you a baseball? Because every time I'm near you, I feel like I've hit a home run!"

"Do you play football? Because you've definitely tackled my heart, cute Aaron!"

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!

"Is it baseball season? Because seeing you is like a dream come true and I'm ready to play ball."

Is your name Babe Ruth? Because you hit me out of the park with your charm.

"I play hard in baseball, but I can play even harder when I'm with you."

Are you a baseball? Because you hit me out of the park with your charm.

"Are you a baseball? Because you've hit a home run straight into my heart, and now I'm running bases for you."

Are you a baseball? Because I'm feeling the urge to swing for the fences with you!

"Are you a baseball? Because I can’t help but catch feelings every time you’re around!"

You must be a home run because you've stolen my heart with your winning smile.

Are you a baseball? Because you've hit me right in the heart with your charm.

"Ever seen a baseball player who hits home runs and hearts alike? That's me, babe."

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

"Are you a home run? Because you just knocked me out of the park, Aaron!"

"Do you play football? Because you've definitely scored a touchdown in my heart!"

"Are you a baseball? Because I can’t help but throw my heart your way!"

"Do you play baseball? Because I'd love to catch a game and a moment with you, Miles."

"Are you a baseball? Because every time I see you, my heart steals home, and I’m totally feline good!"

"Your brunette locks make my heart race faster than a grand slam hit out of the park."

"Are you a home run? Because I always knew I'd score the moment I saw you."

Hey girl, are you a baseball cap?

Because I just want to stick my head in you.

"Is it just me, or are we a perfect match, like a brunette and a dirty blonde on a baseball field?"