Top 50 Baseball Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Baseball pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Baseball tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
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Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.
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Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.
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Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.
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You must be a baseball fan, you got the skills to be a great catcher.
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Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse
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I’d never have to bench you for coming late
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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.
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Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
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If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Working baseball pickup lines
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?
Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?
- What?
You know your name and number!
Were your parents baseball players?
Because you're a home run
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package
Hey girl, are you a baseball cap?
Because I just want to stick my head in you.
If I’m Juan Soto, will you be my baseball bat?
Because I wanna get to first base with you
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.
Are you a baseball?
Cause I'd hit you!
I’m pretty good at baseball,
But you’re way out of my league
For Baseball fans
Are you a catcher because you caught my heart!
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Can I show you my spitball?
come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does
Can I pinch hit on you?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
