Top 50 Baseball Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Baseball pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Baseball conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

2. Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

3. Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

4. Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

5. You must be a baseball fan, you got the skills to be a great catcher.

6. Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

7. I’d never have to bench you for coming late

8. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

9. Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

10. Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?

    Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?
    
    - What?
    
    You know your name and number!

Funny baseball pickup lines

Were your parents baseball players?
Because you're a home run

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

If I’m Juan Soto, will you be my baseball bat?

Because I wanna get to first base with you

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.

Are you a baseball?

Cause I'd hit you!

Hey girl are you my baseball bat?

Cause i wanna use you as a way to reach your best friend who is my baseball

For Baseball fans

Are you a catcher because you caught my heart!

I’m pretty good at baseball,

But you’re way out of my league

come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does

Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.

Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!"

Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film

Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.

Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.

I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

I think I glove you.