Top 50 Baseball Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Baseball pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

2. Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

3. Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

4. Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

5. You must be a baseball fan, you got the skills to be a great catcher.

6. Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

7. I’d never have to bench you for coming late

8. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

9. Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

10. Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?

    Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?
    
    - What?
    
    You know your name and number!

Funny baseball pickup lines

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Sup my names Billy

Hobbies include Wii baseball, Wii tennis, and we fucking.

Were your parents baseball players?

Because you're a home run

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Hey girl, are you a baseball cap?
Because I just want to stick my head in you.

If I’m Juan Soto, will you be my baseball bat?

Because I wanna get to first base with you

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.

Are you a baseball?

Cause I'd hit you!

Hypothetically if I was a baseball coach

Could I teach you to catch balls in with your hands

Damn, you’re ugly but I’d hit that

With a truck or maybe a baseball bat

Hey girl are you my baseball bat?

Cause i wanna use you as a way to reach your best friend who is my baseball

I’m pretty good at baseball,

But you’re way out of my league

Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day

Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.

Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.

Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).

I wield a big stick.

I think I glove you.

I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?