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Top 50 Golf Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Golf pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Golf conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

  2. Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

  3. Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

  4. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  5. You're above par.

  6. I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

  7. Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

  8. Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

  9. Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

  10. 9 holes and chill?

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Funny golf pickup lines

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

We would make beautiful golf prodigies together.

Would you like to see my 9 iron?

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Are you a birdie because I want you!

Hey girl, I can make your V-jay sing!

Are you staring at my putt again?

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

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Working Golf tinder opener

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Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)

Hey can I stick my club in your club cleaner?

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

Babe if you were a golf course

I'd play all 18 holes then eat lunch at the clubhouse.

Are you golf?

Because you're so hole-sum

Do you like Golf?

Cuz I'd putt on your green all day ;)
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cuz I'd like to show you a hole in one ;)

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

Look how big his putter is...

My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?