Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

9 holes and chill?

Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

Would you like to see my 9 iron?

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

Are you a birdie because I want you!

Are you staring at my putt again?

I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

You interested in trying some new balls?

Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

"How about golf this weekend? You're the perfect 'course', and I'm ready to score more than just a birdie."

"Are you a golf course? Because I never seem to score under par when it comes to winning your heart."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Then let's tee off to our fairway-tale romance on the golf course."

"Fancy a round of golf where the prize isn't just a hole-in-one but also the chance to call you mine?"

"That's totally fair! What are some things that you do enjoy? Maybe we can find a common interest."

Well, hey there, neighbor Rouge! Don't worry, you're not interrupting anything... apart from my intense game of indoor mini golf.

Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

"Your eyes are bluer than the deepest ocean, fancy showing me a hole-in-one on the golf course tonight?"

"If being adorable was a sport, you'd be the golf ball because I just can't help but hit on you!"

"No worries, not everyone has to love golf and bowling. How about a scenic hike or an art gallery visit instead?"

"I've got the confidence of a pro-golfer, and I would love to teach you my swing, only if your heart is the course."

"How about we swing into action together on the golf course - I promise, it's all in my confident stroke."

"Golfing into your deep blue eyes, I've scored a hole-in-one; every stroke of our conversation feels like a perfect game."

"Is your name Birdie? Because I've been aiming for a hole-in-one chance to take you golfing, beautiful lady."

"What do you say we hit the golf course together? I guarantee no mulligans when it comes to my affection for you."

"Can we skip the golf course and hike straight to your heart? I promise I won't leave any footprints."

"Fair enough! We can scratch golf and bowling off our list. How about we try something more adventurous like hiking or a cooking class?"

"How about a round of golf where I'll aim for a hole-in-one, but the real prize is winning your radiant smile?"

"How about we make a perfect par, you being my hole-in-one and me, your club of choice?"

"You love golf? Well, your blue eyes have already put a hole-in-one in my heart."

"That's perfectly fine! We could always replace golf with mini-golf, or bowling with a cozy movie night. Sound good?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because with you, every day feels like a hole-in-one!"

"Did your eyes learn golf? Because they've got me swinging in the deep blues."

"Our love could rival a golf swing, it's all in the perfect stroke and I've been practicing just for you."

"Are you a golf club? Because my heart's been swinging for you all day long."

"Just like in golf, I've been trying to perfect my swing but with you, it feels like a hole-in-one."

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

"Are you a golf club? Because my heart's doing backflips every time I picture you in my 'swing'."

"Just like the perfect hole in golf, you're a hole-in-one - flawlessly created to complete my game."

"If we were to compare love to golf, I'd definitely be ready to go the distance on the fairway with you."

"Ever played a hole-in-one in golf? With me, you'll experience that level of confidence every day."

"Mind if we play a round of golf? Because life without you is like a game without a hole-in-one."

"I may love golf, but it's you who's got me totally hooked on your perfect drive."

"How about we test our swing on the golf course, and if I impress, maybe I could win a date with you?"

"Well, that leaves us with plenty of other fun activities. Ever tried salsa dancing or a cozy cooking class?"

"Are we playing golf? 'Cause when you say 'shut up and bend over,' I can't help but feel like we're in the perfect swing."

"Is your golf swing as captivating as your smile? Because I'd love to conquer the greens with you."

"Are you a golf course? Because I can't 'putt' into words how much I want to spend my days with you."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I saw you, I knew I've found my perfect 'hole-in-one.'"

1: "Well, we're in luck then. I'm more of a hiking and art gallery kind of guy. What's your perfect day-off activity?"

2: "No golf or bowling? No problem at all. Maybe we could get lost in a bookshop or explore a new city together?"

"How about I show you my swing on the golf course, and you can judge if it's as confident as my approach?"

"I may not be Tiger Woods, but I can promise an unforgettable round filled with confidence and charm."

"Are we hiking or golfing? Because either way, I can't help but notice we're always on an uphill swing."

"I'd love to take you golfing, because I'm confident I've just spotted the perfect hole-in-one."

"Playing golf is fun, but the perfect swing is scoring a date with a rock-hard beauty like you."

"How about we tee off together, beautiful? My confidence always scores below par, just like my golf."

"Is it too forward if I suggest we tee off together? I can promise you'll never meet a par on confidence."