Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

9 holes and chill?

Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

We would make beautiful golf prodigies together.

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

Are you a birdie because I want you!

Are you staring at my putt again?

I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

You interested in trying some new balls?

Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Then let's tee off to our fairway-tale romance on the golf course."

"Are you a golf course? Because I never seem to score under par when it comes to winning your heart."

"How about golf this weekend? You're the perfect 'course', and I'm ready to score more than just a birdie."

"Fancy a round of golf where the prize isn't just a hole-in-one but also the chance to call you mine?"

"That's totally fair! What are some things that you do enjoy? Maybe we can find a common interest."

Well, hey there, neighbor Rouge! Don't worry, you're not interrupting anything... apart from my intense game of indoor mini golf.

Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

"Are you a golf ball? Because I can't help but want to drive you home!"

Does a bear c**... in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

Haha, I guess that's a hard pass on skydiving then? No worries, we can stick to something safer... like miniature golf perhaps?

"Golfing into your deep blue eyes, I've scored a hole-in-one; every stroke of our conversation feels like a perfect game."

"How about we swing into action together on the golf course - I promise, it's all in my confident stroke."

"I've got the confidence of a pro-golfer, and I would love to teach you my swing, only if your heart is the course."

"If being adorable was a sport, you'd be the golf ball because I just can't help but hit on you!"

"No worries, not everyone has to love golf and bowling. How about a scenic hike or an art gallery visit instead?"

"Is your name Birdie? Because I've been aiming for a hole-in-one chance to take you golfing, beautiful lady."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I take you to Alcatraz for a second look?"

"What do you say we hit the golf course together? I guarantee no mulligans when it comes to my affection for you."

"Fair enough! We can scratch golf and bowling off our list. How about we try something more adventurous like hiking or a cooking class?"

Haha, well that escalated quickly! How about we stick to more PG-rated activities for now? Maybe mini-golf?

"You love golf? Well, your blue eyes have already put a hole-in-one in my heart."

"How about a round of golf where I'll aim for a hole-in-one, but the real prize is winning your radiant smile?"

"Can we play a round of golf together? Because every swing I take, you'll be the hole-in-one I'm aiming for."

"That's perfectly fine! We could always replace golf with mini-golf, or bowling with a cozy movie night. Sound good?"

"How about we make a perfect par, you being my hole-in-one and me, your club of choice?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because with you, every day feels like a hole-in-one!"

"Did your eyes learn golf? Because they've got me swinging in the deep blues."

"Our love could rival a golf swing, it's all in the perfect stroke and I've been practicing just for you."

"Are you a golf club? Because my heart's been swinging for you all day long."

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

"Are we at a Tyler concert? Because my heart is doing more flips than a golf cart in a music video!"

"If we were to compare love to golf, I'd definitely be ready to go the distance on the fairway with you."

"Are you a golf club? Because my heart's doing backflips every time I picture you in my 'swing'."

"Just like the perfect hole in golf, you're a hole-in-one - flawlessly created to complete my game."

"Ever played a hole-in-one in golf? With me, you'll experience that level of confidence every day."

"Mind if we play a round of golf? Because life without you is like a game without a hole-in-one."

"Fancy joining me for golf? I promise to teach you the perfect swing, but only if you can handle my confidence."

"I may love golf, but it's you who's got me totally hooked on your perfect drive."

"How about we test our swing on the golf course, and if I impress, maybe I could win a date with you?"

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I saw you, I knew I've found my perfect 'hole-in-one.'"

1: "Well, we're in luck then. I'm more of a hiking and art gallery kind of guy. What's your perfect day-off activity?"

2: "No golf or bowling? No problem at all. Maybe we could get lost in a bookshop or explore a new city together?"

"Are you a golf ball? Because I’d love to putt you in my life after visiting Alcatraz!"

"Are we playing golf? 'Cause when you say 'shut up and bend over,' I can't help but feel like we're in the perfect swing."

"Is your golf swing as captivating as your smile? Because I'd love to conquer the greens with you."

"Well, that leaves us with plenty of other fun activities. Ever tried salsa dancing or a cozy cooking class?"

"How about I show you my swing on the golf course, and you can judge if it's as confident as my approach?"

Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)

"Are we hiking or golfing? Because either way, I can't help but notice we're always on an uphill swing."

"Playing golf is fun, but the perfect swing is scoring a date with a rock-hard beauty like you."

"How about we tee off together, beautiful? My confidence always scores below par, just like my golf."

"I may not be Tiger Woods, but I can promise an unforgettable round filled with confidence and charm."

"Is it too forward if I suggest we tee off together? I can promise you'll never meet a par on confidence."

"Are you into golf? Because I can't resist swinging my heart towards your hole-in-one personality."

"Your smile is more captivating than a hole-in-one; care to join me for a confident swing on the green?"

"Is your name Birdie? Because every time I see you, I'm way below par."

"If Justin Rose's golf game is as smooth as your style, would you consider pegging my heart to your fairway?"

"No golf or bowling, got it! Maybe we can enjoy a beach day or explore a local museum. Sound good?"

"No golf, no bowling. Got it! How about a scenic hike or a painting class? Always fun to try something new!"

"Playing golf with you would be a dream, almost as beautiful as getting lost in your mesmerizing blue eyes."

"Do you need a caddy? Because I can't help but carry my feelings for you across the course."

"Fair enough! How about we skip the golf clubs and bowling shoes and go for a hike instead? Nature doesn't keep score."

"Are you a golf tee? Cause I've been driving all day to find someone to sweep me off my feet and onto the green."

"Are you a golf tee? Because I'm ready to swing my confidence into making your heart soar."

"Are you a golf course? Because I'd confidently play my best game on every hole."

"That's perfectly okay, we can always find other enjoyable activities. Ever tried hiking or a cooking class perhaps?"

"How about you and me tee off a beautiful relationship? I promise, in my game of love, confidence is my driving force."

"Is your name Swing? Because every moment with you feels like a hole-in-one."

"If life was a golf game, I'd be aiming my putts at your heart."

"Care to join me on the golf course? I promise, you'll be the only 'hole in one' in my life."

"If golf is my hobby, then sinking into your captivating blue eyes must be my new favorite sport."

"No worries at all! We're all unique. How about we explore your interests instead? Do you like art exhibitions or outdoor festivals?"

"Can I be your caddy in life's game of golf? With me, every swing will feel like a hole-in-one."

"Just like golf, I have my heart set on getting a hole-in-one with your beautiful smile."

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

Babe if you were a golf course

I'd play all 18 holes then eat lunch at the clubhouse.

Do you like Golf?

Cuz I'd putt on your green all day ;)
or
cuz I'd like to show you a hole in one ;)

Are you golf?

Because you're so hole-sum

Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

Are you into k**... stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.

How many strokes do you want?

Having kiss is a lot like golf. I'm always happy when I get a hole in one.

How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

You look like someone who likes to swing.

Can I foxtrot india november golf echo romeo you?

Can I go golfing with you?

I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

I only play in the short grass

I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

I'm like a US Open hard and long!!

I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

I've been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe.

I've got some good news. I like to go low.

Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

My drives aren't always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?

My shaft is too long.

You in the mood for some s**... play?

Wanna see my super s**...?

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

Oh you only have a t**..., mind if I join?

So what's it gonna be today, s**... Play or Skins?