Top 50 Golf Pick Up lines

Do you play golf? Do you see that hot girl or guy playing golf? Do you want to pick up that hot golfer? Use these golf themed pick up lines to help you flirt! These pick up lines related to golf include clubs, putts, green, and more. You may also enjoy our other pick up line compilations for other sports such as basketball, football, and more.

You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.
Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.
Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
You're above par.
I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

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Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

9 holes and chill?

Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

We would make beautiful golf prodigies together.

Would you like to see my 9 iron?

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I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

Are you a birdie because I want you!

Hey girl, I can make your V-jay sing!

Are you staring at my putt again?

I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

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Your putt looks great in those jeans.

Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

You interested in trying some new balls?

Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

Does a bear c**... in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

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Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)

Hey can I stick my club in your club cleaner?

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

Babe if you were a golf course

I'd play all 18 holes then eat lunch at the clubhouse.

Are you golf?

Because you're so hole-sum

Do you like Golf?
Cuz I'd putt on your green all day ;)
or
cuz I'd like to show you a hole in one ;)

Oh you only have a t**..., mind if I join?

So what's it gonna be today, s**... Play or Skins?

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.

Wanna see my cobra?

Would you mind being treated like a green that I'm 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I'm going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

Your putt looks great in those pants

Wanna see my super s**...?

Using smooth Golf phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Golf conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Golf phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Golf lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.