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Top 50 Golf Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Golf pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a golf course?

    Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole

  2. You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

  3. Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

  4. Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

  5. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  6. You're above par.

  7. Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".

  8. I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

  9. Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

  10. Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

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Funny golf pickup lines

Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

9 holes and chill?

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

I want to plug my balls in your bunker.

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Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

Would you like to see my 9 iron?

We would make beautiful golf prodigies together.

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

Do you slap the dimpled balls?

I'm no good at golf, but I can sure wedge my balls into your sand trap.

Are you a birdie because I want you!

Hey girl, I can make your V-jay sing!

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Working Golf tinder opener

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)

Hey can I stick my club in your club cleaner?

Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I can’t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.