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Top 50 Golf Pick Up lines

Do you play golf? Do you see that hot girl or guy playing golf? Do you want to pick up that hot golfer? Use these golf themed pick up lines to help you flirt! These pick up lines related to golf include clubs, putts, green, and more. You may also enjoy our other pick up line compilations for other sports such as basketball, football, and more.

  1. You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

  2. Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

  3. Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

  4. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  5. You're above par.

  6. I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

  7. Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

  8. Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

  9. Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

  10. 9 holes and chill?


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Funny golf pickup lines

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

Would you like to see my 9 iron?

We would make beautiful golf prodigies together.

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Are you a birdie because I want you!

Hey girl, I can make your V-jay sing!

Are you staring at my putt again?

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

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Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

You interested in trying some new balls?

Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

Girl, are you a golf ball?

Cause I could drive you hard all day long :)