We should hook up. Get it?

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

My dad has a drift boat.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

You're the only fish in the sea for me.

Wanna see my big lure?

I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

You can look through my tackle box.

There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

Want to compare tan lines?

You should see the size of the one that got away.

You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

Hello, dear. Do you think you are ready to spawn?

I don't know if you’'ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.

Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.

You wanna get out of this fishbowl?

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the true shark for me.

I have been a lone shark all my life. Meeting you tonight makes me want to become your fish in the sea.

When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait.

You just reeled me in with your beauty.

Forget about all the fish in the sea, you need a whale to pleasure you.

A shark just ate my girlfriend during our fishing trip. Will you be my new one?

Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.

My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.

Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.

Does your p**... smell like fish? I love my sushi.

Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

Does your p**... smell like fish because I like sushi

I have a lucky pole.

Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.

If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.

I'm as thirsty for your love as the fish were for water.

I’ll let you look through my tackle box.

You have a butt that looks like a buffer gut.

People say you should teach a man how to fish? How about teaching me?

I have a lucky pole. And I think it's about to get luckier tonight.

Want to see how long my fishing rod is?

Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little f**....

Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.

Girl, I would never throw you back once I catch you.

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by in my best gentleman's attire again?"

Are you a fisherman? Because you've reeled me in with your charm and hooked my heart.

Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.

Are you a fishing rod? Because you have me hooked with your charm and beauty.

If you were a blue bottle, I'd dive into the ocean without a worry in the world.

Are you a blue fish? Because your beauty shines brighter than the ocean's deepest hue.

"Do you like fish? Because just like my gentlemandiet, you're the catch I've been searching for!"

If you were a dish, you'd be fish and chips - a classic favorite that always leaves me wanting more.

"Just like a fish out of water, I find myself gasping every time I see your enchanting smile."

"Babe, our love could be deeper than the ocean, even if it's full of fish piss."

Are you a fish and chips? Because you're delicious and I can't get enough of you!

You're like a rare fish in this aquarium - stunning, mysterious, and I can't take my eyes off you.

You're the tartar sauce to my fish and chips - irresistibly perfect together.

Are you a mermaid, because I'm mesmerized by your beauty in this sea of fish?

"Are you a mermaid? Because out of all the fish in the ocean, you're the one I'd choose."

"rizz: So, do you also enjoy underwater basket weaving?"

"I can't say I do. I tried once but the fish kept stealing my materials."

"Are you a fish? Because I'm hooked on your bite - especially on my biceps, Chatrine."

Are you a fish and chips? Because you've got me hooked from the very first bite!

"Are you the ocean? Because I'm swimming in the sea of your charm, regardless of the fish piss."

Are you a fish? Because I'm hooked on your beauty and it's making me feel all koi.

You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.

Do you mind if I put my tackle in your box?

"You must be a catch, because in that fishnet dress, I can’t help but want to reel you in."

"Just like a fish takes to water, my thoughts seem to naturally drift towards you."

Like a perfectly cooked salmon, you're a rare catch. Mind if I reel you in with some charm?

I have a lucky pole and I'll let you use it.

"Like a dazzling fish in the sea, you're the beautiful catch that has captivated me."

"Do you believe in love at first cast? Because I’d fish all day just to sip drinks with you tonight!"

"Are you the ocean? Because you make every other girl seem like a drop of fish piss in comparison."

Are you a catfish? Because you've reeled me in with your beauty!

If you were a meal, you'd be fish and chips - a delicious combination that I can't resist.

Are you a fish? Because you're reeling me in with your beauty and charm.

Are you a Swedish fish? Because you're swimming in my thoughts...or maybe that's just the shots talking.

"Are you a lucky scratch card? Because every moment with you feels like hitting the jackpot!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with a diet of fish again?"

"Are you a fishing lure? Because you've caught my attention and I'm hooked on your beauty!"

"Are you a fishing line? Because you've reeled me in with your starry charm and outdoor vibes!"

"As long as I get to swim into your heart, I'm all in! What's your favorite way to reel someone in? 🎣💖"

"Do you believe in love at first cast? Because I just hooked the biggest catch online!"

You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.

"Are you a fishing lure? Because you’ve definitely caught my attention under the stars while I was stargazing!"

I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

Are you a fish? Because I'm hooked on your beauty!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again in this ocean of fish urinary majesty?"

If you were a fish, I'd be the chips to your perfect pairing. Let's be a tasty duo.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been hunting for: a catch and a brew."

"Are you a fish? Because every time I see you, I feel like the luckiest guy on the fishing pond."

"Are you a mermaid? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm lost at sea."

If you were a jellyfish, I'd still swim with you - even if you stung me a little!

"Are you a Filet-O-Fish? Because you're a rare catch I can't resist."

There are many fishes in the sea, but it’s only you I see with me.

Hey, babe, you reeled me over here. So what do you want to talk about?

"Not sure about others, but I was caught in the wild section of the library. They used literature as bait and got me, hook, line and thinker."

The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.

"Are you a little fish? Because I'm caught in your current and I can't swim away."

Is it just me, or do you shine as bright as a salmon swimming upstream?

"Are you a rare fish? Because your beauty is off the hook and I'm totally caught in your net."

"Meeting you is like finding a rare gem in the sea - a beautiful turtle amongst many fish."

"Are you a big fish? Because you've got me hooked and I can't let go."

I can feel a lot of tension between us.

"Is your name whiskey? Because I can't wait to catch a buzz with you by the river!"

"Are you a fish? Because you have officially reeled in my heart with your fins-credible charm!"

You're as exquisite as a perfectly cooked salmon - rare, delightful, and always leaving me wanting more.

"Just like the sea needs fish to make it complete, my world needs you for it to be sweet."

Do you believe in love at first bite? Because just like fish and chips, we're a perfect match.

"Are you a valet? Because my heart needs parking, and I can't find my spot without you!"

"Are you a fish? Cause you're the only catch I see that's worth bragging about at the docks!"

"Are we both fish in the sea? Cause I'm hooked on you, despite the piss-y circumstances."

"Did you just swim out of the ocean? Because you've got me hooked!"

Are you a whale? Because my fire fish wants to hide in your blowholes.

Are you a salmon? Because you effortlessly swim through my thoughts and leave a lasting impression.

"If you were a fish, you'd be a keeper. Good thing I'm here to reel you in."

"Are you a fishing lure? Because you've definitely hooked my interest, and I'm ready to reel in some stargazing!"

"Is your sign Pisces? Because just like fishing, I think we should catch some great moments together outdoors!"

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

Are you a goldfish? Because every time I see you, I forget everything else in my bowl!

"Is your name Atlantic? Because my love for you is as deep as an ocean... minus all the fish piss, of course."

There are plenty of fish in the sea

But you’re the only catch

"Are you a mermaid? Because you've hooked my heart in the vast sea of love."

Are you a fish and chips? Because I can't resist taking a bite out of you.

You're the fish to my chips, a perfect combination of savory and satisfying in every single bite.

"Are you the ocean? Because even if you're full of fish piss, I would still dive in for you."