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Top 50 Gardening Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Gardening pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  2. If I were your gardener...

    I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

  3. I'd love to get into your plants!

  4. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  5. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  6. I love a man with a raised bed.

  7. I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

    Didnt work but it sounds cool

  8. Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  10. How about you and me turnip in your bed?

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Funny gardening pickup lines

I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

Roses are red, violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

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This is a funny Gardening pickup line!

You’re so dirty.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

Can I trim your bushes?

You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

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Working Gardening tinder opener

I like your melons, can I taste them?

I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

My tiller run so smooth.

Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

Will you let me water your bushes?

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?