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Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Gardening Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Gardening rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about gardening, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Gardening Pickup Lines

A good Gardening hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  2. If I were your gardener...

    I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

  3. Hey girl, do you garden?

    Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty

  4. I'd love to get into your plants!

  5. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  6. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

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What is a good Gardening pickup line?

Short and cute gardening pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about gardening are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I love a man with a raised bed.

I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

Didnt work but it sounds cool

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

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Smooth Gardening pickup line

I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?


Cheesy gardening Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

Can I rake your front yard?

You’re so dirty.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

Can I trim your bushes?


You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

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Working Gardening tinder opener

Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?

Corny gardening Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Gardening conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

I like your melons, can I taste them?

I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a c**....


I don't want no royal kingdom, but I sure want a piece of your secret garden.

Girl, no chicken wire is going to protect you from my c**... entering your garden.

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

A good gardening Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Gardening hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group s**....

So roosters are also called c**...? That’s funny.

Babe, I want to explore deep into your Chao garden for Chao eggs.

Do you garden? I will go down on your tulips.

Girl are you a flower? Because this social butterfly wants sweet nectar from your garden tonight.

Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

My tiller run so smooth.


Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to h**...? (Leaf Blower)

Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.

If we’d share a garden, we’d put our tulips together.

If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.

Girl, my hungry caterpillar wants to feast into your secret garden. So it could become a fully grown butterfly.

Will you let me water your bushes?

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Gardening love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Gardening chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.