50 Painting Pick Up lines

Are you an artist or looking to pick up girls or guys who are artists? Use these clever pick up lines about different types of art and painting. These pick up lines about painter and painting are good. Add some flirty spice to your life with the artsy type!

Best Working Painting Pickup Lines

A good Painting hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Roses are red, violets are blue

DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
Hey are you an abstract painting?

Cause I could finish you in three strokes.
Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.
Want me to paint you naked?

Short and cute painting pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about painting are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

You are the world to me, you are the LCP (Largest Contentful Paint) of the club.

Are you a painting?

Because I want to nail you against the wall

Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.

Damn girl are you a portrait
Cuz I could paint you all day

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

Cheesy painting Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

Are you a painting

Ey girl are u a painting bc i wanna pin u on the wall

Hey you an artist?
Because I can get paint all over you and we can still have a good time ;)

You're like a beautiful painting...

I'd love to have you pinned against a wall

Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

Girl are you a painting?

Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed ;)

Are you a painting?

Cuz i’d pin you to my bedroom wall

Corny painting Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Painting conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I was just painting my future...

What clothes should I paint you in?

- Day 212

To a girl that paints

Ay girl are you Van Goh? Cause you make my van wanna go... to your place, know what I'm sayin?

Ay grill, are you Dali? Cause I feel like I'm dreaming right now

Are you a painting

Bc i want to stare at you 24/7

I don't get it?

I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?

Hey do you like Guacamole?
Cuz im gonna paint your kiss green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

Hey girl are you a can of spray paint?

Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.

Do you wanna be a painting

..Coz I'm an artist and would love to work on you. xD

For artist enthusiasts

If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece

Hey girl do you like art?

Because I want to paint a masterpiece on your face.

Are you a painting?

Because I don't understand you

Yes you're the cutest boo...

DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa cause he didn't have you

- Day 49

Here's a complex one

1. Paint small chair on face
2. Go to party
3. Find person
4.Walk up to them
5.say "hey seems like you're looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)

A good painting Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Painting hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you interested in Scandinavian interior design?

Because I’d love to paint your face white.

Do you like paintings?

Bcause i don't put the D in raw. I use protection. Shit's wild out here.

If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it

Girl are you a paint brush?

Cause I wanna fine s**... you

Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.

When you're done painting the lines, we should paint the town red.

Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?

Yeah, with your blood

Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't… the colors weren't beautiful enough.

Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?

Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.

Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?

If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Painting love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Painting chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.