Top 38 painting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Painting chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red, violets are blue

   DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

2. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

3. Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

4. Want me to paint you naked?

5. I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

6. I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

7. How about we go paint the town dead?

8. Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

9. Are you a painting

   Ey girl are u a painting bc i wanna pin u on the wall

10. Are you a painting?

    Cuz i’d pin you to my bedroom wall

Latest painting chat up lines

Damn girl, are you a painting?
Cuz I want to hang you from a wall.

I don't get it?

I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?

Hey do you like Guacamole?

Cuz im gonna paint your ass green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

Do you wanna be a painting

..Coz I'm an artist and would love to work on you. xD

Hey girl are you a can of spray paint?

Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.

For artist enthusiasts

If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece

I got quite a few
Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me


are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

Hey girl do you like art?

Because I want to paint a masterpiece on your face.

Are you a painting?

Because I don't understand you

Yes you're the cutest boo...

DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa cause he didn't have you

- Day 49

Are you interested in Scandinavian interior design?

Because I’d love to paint your face white.

Do you like paintings?

Bcause i don't put the D in raw. I use protection. Shit's wild out here.

If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it

Girl are you a paint brush?

Cause I wanna fine stroke you

Here's a complex one

1. Paint small chair on face
2. Go to party
3. Find person
4.Walk up to them
5.say "hey seems like you're looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)

Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.

Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.

Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.

You're the picture, girl, I just painted. I got it, you name it it's all paid for: big castle on the seashore, with the Willy Wonka décor. (Wanna Love You Girl)

When you're done painting the lines, we should paint the town red.

Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?

Yeah, with your blood

Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.

Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?

Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't… the colors weren't beautiful enough.