What’s better than a McDonalds menu

Me ‘N U

On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you.

Hey girl, what's on the menu?

Me-n-u

;)

You can't spell menu

You can't spell menu without me n u so wassap baby

"Is your smile a part of the breakfast menu? Because it’s the most delightful thing I've seen this morning."

"I must be on your menu because every time I'm around you, I feel like the most desired dish."

"Is it possible that you're on my menu tonight? Because your caring nature is the only dish I crave."

"That's awesome! What's on the menu? I love exploring new flavors; it's like going on a culinary adventure!"

"Is your breakfast missing some sugar? Because you're about to meet the sweetest thing on the menu."

"If you were a chili pepper, you'd be the hottest one on the menu—simply irresistible and unforgettable."

"You have a taste for Mexican flavor? Lucky for you, I'm the whole menu."

You must be a five-star restaurant because I can't wait to explore your menu.

If sex is on the menu, you're definitely the appetizer because you're absolutely delicious.

Haha, sounds like you need a clap-activated food dispenser. I'll stick to following your orders though, what's on the menu?

"Your smile is like McDonald's - I'm lovin' it, and it's the most delicious thing on the menu."

"Hey Luce, is your name on the cocktail menu? Because you're stirring up some intoxicating feelings in me."

"You have a taste for my lines, how about we explore more of this menu over dinner tonight?"

"Did your breakfast menu include a serving of gorgeous, or did you wake up naturally this irresistible?"

"You're called a snack, but I'm hungry for a full course. Are you on the menu tonight?"

"Do you always look this appetizing, or is it just because it's breakfast time and you're on the menu?"

"Kuch bhi? Kya baat hai! That's my go-to order at the menu of life."

"Is your picture on the menu tonight? Because you're the only dish I'm craving."

"Are you a dessert? Because there's nothing sweeter on this menu than you."

"If you were a dessert, you'd be the sweetest temptation on the menu—I'd savor every bite of you."

"Is your physique part of the menu? Because it's definitely making me scream for ice cream."

"If biting is on the menu, count me in. But be warned, I like to leave my mark."

"Are you a baker? Because your lips look sweeter than any dessert on the menu."

"Are you on the menu? Because with all that height and black hair, you're the tallest order of actor I've ever seen."

If you were an onigiri, you'd be the most delicious one on the menu. Mind if I take a bite?

"Do you have a menu? Because I can’t decide whether to order a drink or your number!"

"Is your hug on the menu? Because it's the only dish I've been craving all day."

"What's on your dinner menu, gorgeous? Can I suggest a serving of charm with a side of me?"

"Are you a chef? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm on the menu!"

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeout menu? Because I can’t resist the urge to finger you.

"Do you like cooking or do you prefer fine dining? Either way, my heart's on the menu tonight."

"Is your name Faith? Because every moment with you feels like a blessing from McDonald's secret menu."

"Hey Barbara, your smile is as delicious as your favorite meal, how about we add tonight's date to your menu?"

"Is your heart on the menu? Because I've perfected the recipe for love."

"Your elegance rivals a fine wine; it intoxicates me more with every snapshot, are you on the menu tonight?"

"Well, lucky for you, I come with a side of charm and a sprinkle of wit to complete the menu."

"Is your heart on the menu? Because I've been perfecting the recipe of love since I first saw you."

"Seems Google thinks you're the best place to eat out, but I'm more interested in exploring your menu."

If I were McDonald's, you'd be my Filet-O-Fish - the one item on the menu I crave endlessly.

"Is your hug on the menu tonight? Because it looks like the perfect dish to satisfy my heart's appetite."

Are you a drive-thru menu? Because I can't decide what to order, but I know I want you.

"Is your smile on the menu? Because it's more intoxicating than the finest wine and the most exquisite cuisine."

If you were butter chicken, you'd be the spiciest dish on the menu. Mind if I take a bite?

If you were on the menu, I'd definitely order you first - you're the most delicious thing here.

"What's on your dinner menu tonight? Mind if I serve myself up as the main course?"

"I know right? I could spot a dessert menu from a mile away."

"Sure, I hope misplacing your phone into an empty fridge is not on your menu though!"

"Guess what's on tonight's menu? PDL à la charm, served with a side of sparkling conversation."

Did it hurt when you fell from...the top of the dollar menu? Cause those eyes are priceless!

"Girl, is your smirk a dessert menu? Because it's hinting towards something sweet yet irresistibly naughty!"

"Is your name on the menu? Because you look like the daily special, delicious and irresistible."

If you were on the menu at McDonald's, you'd be the McFlurry because you're sweet and irresistible.

"If you were a McDonald's menu item, you'd be the McFlurry - irresistibly sweet and leaving me wanting more."

"Your sweet looks are like a dessert menu, I can't decide which part of you I want to taste first."

"Are you on the brunch menu? Because you seem like the perfect start to my week."

"Are you a secret menu item? Because I can't resist craving more of that irresistible flavor in you."

"Are you starving? Because my heart's on the menu, and it's full of love and affection for you."

"Is your neck a menu? Because I'm absolutely lost in its delicious details, craving to explore more!"

Excuse miss are you on the menu?… Because your sweet enough for desert.

Thinking of using this on a girl on tinder

If lust and passion were ingredients, you would be the most irresistible dish on the menu.

"Are you on the menu? Because a taste of your charm would make this the most memorable lunch ever."

Mmm, breakfast in bed sounds tempting. But I must say, you'd be the best thing on the menu. 😉

Are you a Menu?

Cause all I want is Me n U

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass the dessert menu again?"

"You may love salt, but I must say, you're the sweetest part of my entire German menu."

Hey you know what my favorite thing on the menu is?

Me - N - U ;)

"I must be malnourished because the only thing on my menu tonight is getting lost in your eyes."

Haha, maybe I was in disguise! Henry must have a secret menu for invisible dates. Next time, I'll bring my invisibility cloak.

Are you a dessert? Because you're the sweetest thing on the menu tonight.

"Only if you promise to be my taste tester! What’s your go-to dish that I should add to my menu?"

You can’t spell menu without

(Me n U) so what’s up baby girl, you hungry?

I have my ways of figuring things out 😉 It's all part of the mystery, right? So spill, what's on the menu tonight?

You can't spell menu without

Me n u so let's get some food together

If you were a menu item at Taco Bell, you'd definitely be my favorite combo - spicy and irresistible.

Are you a wingstop menu? Because you've got all the flavors I crave.

If you were a dish in a Goan restaurant, you'd be the most sought after on the menu.

"Is your name Menu? Because I can't help but imagine the exquisite taste of sharing a fancy dinner with you."

Looks like I've got some competition then! But trust me, I'll make sure you feel like the most exquisite dish on the menu.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after we laugh our way to the dessert menu?"

"Is your name Menu? Because I can't stop devouring every delicious detail about you."

Are you an item on the McDonald’s menu

Cause you’re a McHottie

"Is your name 'Menu'? Because I can't decide whether to be more captivated by you or a fancy dinner."

"Hey Alina, can I join your journey of exploring world's beauty and the menu of life's delicacies?"

"Just your number would be nice; I've heard it’s the hottest thing on the menu tonight."

"Are you the secret menu? Because your smile is a treasure everyone should discover."

"Excuse me, miss. I find your taste more intriguing than the menu. May I join you for a culinary adventure?"

"Are your eyes on the menu? Because they’re definitely a feast for the soul—Filipino food has some competition!"

"They say the missing ingredient is always love, so how about we add a dash of it to this evening?"

"If beauty were a taco, you'd be the most flavorful and sought-after one on the menu!"

If McDonald's ever made a menu item after you, it would be called "The Perfect Catch".

"Is your favorite song 'God's Menu'? Because with you, it feels like Stray Kids wrote the recipe for perfection."

"Are you a nugget? Because I'd search the entire McDonald's menu just to find a gem like you."

If you were on the menu, I'd order you every time. You're definitely my favorite dish.

Is it just me, or are you the spiciest thing on this menu? Let's add some heat together.

"On a dating app and I can't find the menu option for 'fall in love'. Can you help?"

"Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u, with a side of those amazing boobs."

"Is your smile on the menu? Because it adds a delightful sweetness to my everyday order."

Are you a Chinese takeout menu? Because you just made my heart skip a wonton.

"I may not be on the menu, but I'd love to be your special order tonight."

"If breakfast in bed with me is on the menu, you'll be the main course."

Do you like food?

Then we should go out to dinner because you can’t spell menu with me n u

Did it hurt when you fell from McDonald's menu? Cause you're one McFine lookin' snack.

"They call you a snack, but darling, you're the full course meal that's missing from my life's menu."

"Are you a dessert menu? Because I can't resist the idea of tasting your sweet answer to my offer."

"You've been called a snack, but darling, you're the entire menu. How about we skip straight to dessert?"

What’s on the menu besides Me n U ?

"Are you a breakfast menu? Because I can't resist starting my day with you in bed."

Right? If only we could order from our dreams! I’d definitely choose “never-ending nachos” as my dream diet. What’s on your menu? 😄

This dinner date won't be complete without a menu

Cos baby, you cant spell menu without ME n U

"I may not be on the menu, but I'm sure craving some of your sweetness."

On a scale of 1 to 10...

"On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"


I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha.

"Are you a hot dog? Because without ketchup, you’re still the best thing on the menu!"

If you were a dish at a fancy restaurant, you'd definitely be the most exquisite one on the menu.

"Are you a meal? Because I've got an appetite for life and right now, 'YOU-nique' is on my favorite menu!"

"I must be on your menu, because every time you look at me, I feel like the most desirable dish."

Haha, I’d definitely be tempted to break that rule! You’d probably be the tastiest thing on my menu. What’s your secret ingredient?

"Barbara, with your lively spirit and sweet taste for the finer things, can I be on your menu tonight?"

"Are you a menu? Because I'm ready to pick what I want and it's definitely you."

"You must be starving, because my heart is on the menu tonight."

If you were kimchi, you'd definitely be the most flavorful and irresistible dish on the menu.

If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.

"Are you an entree on a Michelin star menu? Because my heart is saying 'meal of a lifetime'!"

"Are you a cannibal? Because my heart's on the menu, and it's got your name on it."

Haha, I promise I'm not a stalker! Just good at guessing. So, what's on the menu tonight?

"Are you a dessert menu? Cause I can't decide between your sweet smile and your delectably delightful personality."

"Are you a burger without ketchup? Because you’re still the best thing on the menu, but you make me question my taste!"

"Well, if I had dinner with your smile as the menu, I'd never feel hungry again."