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Top 39 Menu Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Menu pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you know what's on the menu?

    Me-n-u ;)

  2. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

  3. Do you wanna got to a restaurant?

    You can't spell menu without me and you

  4. What’s better than a McDonalds menu

    Me ‘N U

  5. Hey girl, what's on the menu?

    Me-n-u

    ;)

  6. You can't spell menu

    You can't spell menu without me n u so wassap baby

  7. Hey you know what my favorite thing on the menu is?

    Me - N - U ;)

  8. Hey, are you in the mcdonalds menu?

    Because you are mcnificent

  9. Are you a Menu?

    Cause all I want is Me n U

  10. You can’t spell menu without

    (Me n U) so what’s up baby girl, you hungry?

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Funny menu pickup lines

You can't spell menu without
Me n u so let's get some food together

Do you like food?

Then we should go out to dinner because you can’t spell menu with me n u

This dinner date won't be complete without a menu

Cos baby, you cant spell menu without ME n U

On a scale of 1 to 10...

"On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"


I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha.

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This is a funny Menu pickup line!

You can't spell menu

Without Me n u

So wassaaaaaaaaaa

Yo girl, are you on the menu?
‘Cause you sure look damn delicious.

This is a bad one, but, here goes.

You can't spell menu without u n' me.

Let's get dinner-

After all, can't spell menu without Me N U.

Hey, what's on the menu tonight?

It's just me and you.

Wanna know what’s on the menu?

Me n U

What is your menu for berbuka ?

Me N U

What’s your menu for berbuka?

ME N U

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Working Menu tinder opener

I hope you're not a picky eater

–'cause u can't spell menu without me n u so wassup baby lawlz.

At a McDonalds, "if you were a McDonald's menu item---

---You'd be the McGorgeous"

For them waiters and waitresses

*after they bring the dessert menu”

“Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu”

“I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem”

“I don’t see you on here”

If you were in McDonalds menu, you’d be McBeautiful.

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.

You know what's on the Valentine's Day menu? Me-n-u.

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

At Running Back… Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it … from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers… Mike James!