Top 50 Theme Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Theme pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Theme conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I'd like to storm your castle!
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You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...
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I know how to tie 46 different knots, can we make it 47?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
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There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.
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You're so hot, you melt the polyester in my Class A Uniform.
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I'm fairly local...in your bed.
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Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
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I'm not a Vampire but i'll bite your neck like one.
Funny theme pickup lines
My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.
I'm emo.
I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.
Wanna see my badges?
You could sink Cannon?
Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?
It’s true; this arrow is a sign for virility...
Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?
I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.
Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.
My where do you get your sceptre polished?
I'm here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!
Baby I'm the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?
You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.
Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
Hey can I get on your ship?
Cause Id love to loot your booty.
Your breastplate alone must've depleted five iron mines.
Didn’t I go to your funeral?
Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!
Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.