There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can p**... your flesh.

I'm emo.

I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

You could sink Cannon?

Wanna see my badges?

I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.

Do you drag all the sailors you meet to their watery doom or am I special?

Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.

I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.

If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

My where do you get your sceptre polished?

If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

Baby I'm the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

I'm here to satisfy yer craving for s**.... Yar!

Didn’t I go to your funeral?

Your breastplate alone must've depleted five iron mines.

Hey can I get on your ship?

Cause Id love to loot your booty.

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.

You beauty me the wink in the eye ago.

Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!

If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.

You make my soul a little less black.

I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you!

Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

If I had chemical I'd want some romance with you.

You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

Let me shipwreck between your thighs

Ayo girl. You ever use a fast-pass?

My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

You're the girl of my nightmares.

The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

Do you know Kuchiyose no Jutsu? because you just summoned my snake.

Come on now, ride your cowboy.

I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

Baby I know how to get your chakra flowing.

Wanna see my 21" gun?

Hey baby. You ever have scabies? You want some?

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my c**...?

Hey baby are you a nightmare because I think your gorgeous.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

I'll buckle your swash any time, baby.

Be mine or you will burn.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.

Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

I've seemed to misplaced my anchor ... Can I tie up with you?

I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?

My velocity isn't the only thing that's gonna make you sweat tonight.

Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

How'd you like to come clubbing with me?

My katana isn't the only thing that can p**... your flesh.

Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.

You're club is so large.

Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?

I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

Prepare to be boarded!

My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

Wanna see my Buzzcock?

I convinced MCR to get back together.

Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.

Let's have kiss and listen to MCR.

Say, does the cloak match the tabard?

I'd buy you for 10 goats and a camel.

Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.

Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.

You might be a lady but I'll make you my t**... tonight.

Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?

Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.

If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!

Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

I have me a treasure map!... to yer heart!

You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.

Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.

You're looking tiggerific!

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

Let's put a rock on your finger.

Hey there, sweet-fang!

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

Let's get trippy together barefoot.

Life’s a theme park,

But you’re the main attraction.

Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!

How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love song.

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

Are you nasty?

Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.

What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

Unlike my hair colour you're not just a phase.

Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?

I'll let you raise my spin pole.

The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.

So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.

I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.