There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

I'm emo.

You could sink Cannon?

I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.

Wanna see my badges?

It’s true; this arrow is a sign for virility...

I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.

Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.

My where do you get your sceptre polished?

If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

Baby I'm the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Your breastplate alone must've depleted five iron mines.

Didn’t I go to your funeral?

Hey can I get on your ship?

Cause Id love to loot your booty.

See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!

You beauty me the wink in the eye ago.

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.

If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.

You make my soul a little less black.

I was going on a hike and my compass led me straight to you!

If I had chemical I'd want some romance with you.

Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

Let me shipwreck between your thighs

My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

Ayo girl. You ever use a fast-pass?

Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

You're the girl of my nightmares.

Do you know Kuchiyose no Jutsu? because you just summoned my snake.

The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

I may like music and headbanging but if you're around it's a different type of banging.

Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

Come on now, ride your cowboy.

I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

Wanna see my 21" gun?

Baby I know how to get your chakra flowing.

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

You should see my tower. You will lose your head.

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

Hey baby. You ever have scabies? You want some?

I'll buckle your swash any time, baby.

Hey baby are you a nightmare because I think your gorgeous.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

Be mine or you will burn.

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.

There's more than one chest of value in these waters.

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

I've seemed to misplaced my anchor ... Can I tie up with you?

My katana isn't the only thing that can p**... your flesh.

Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

How'd you like to come clubbing with me?

My velocity isn't the only thing that's gonna make you sweat tonight.

Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?

I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

You're club is so large.

Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?

Prepare to be boarded!

My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

Wanna see my Buzzcock?

I convinced MCR to get back together.

Are you a pirate? Because I want to grab all of your booty.

I'd buy you for 10 goats and a camel.

Say, does the cloak match the tabard?

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.

Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.

You might be a lady but I'll make you my t**... tonight.

I loved you before it was cool.

Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.

It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.

Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.

I have me a treasure map!... to yer heart!

You're looking tiggerific!

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

Hey there, sweet-fang!

Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

Let's put a rock on your finger.

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Let's get trippy together barefoot.

Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

Life’s a theme park,

But you’re the main attraction.

How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love song.

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!

Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.

Are you nasty?

What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

Unlike my hair colour you're not just a phase.

Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?

I'll let you raise my spin pole.

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.

Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu.

How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.