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Top 23 Message Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Message pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

    No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

  2. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

  3. Sorry it took me so long to message you.

    I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

  4. I love you so much

    That I hold farts in while we message each other

  5. Need clever response

    She messaged me and said "You're so adorable give me directions to your heart."

    Hit me with your best response's

  6. Need a good response

    A girl messaged me on a dating app saying "Do you have a pickaxe I can borrow? I need something to break the ice."

    I need a clever response to show I'm interested and I've got no game. Anyone got a good response?

  7. The Best Way to Break The Ice

    1. Find your prey, who are you going to message
    2. Wait until 11:11
    3. Message them saying, "Hey"

    or message them a few mins after 11:11
    and say, "hey sorry im late"
    When they ask late for what
    Say, "you wished for me to message you for 11:11 right?"
    and boom, you're practically in her pants. Gets the girls wet
    Aight have fun, peace

  8. Are you my inbox?

    Cause i wanna fuck you till i see messages

  9. Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

    From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

    I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

  10. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

    Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

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I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

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Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

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