25 Message Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Message rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about message, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Message Pickup Lines

A good Message hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.
Sorry it took me so long to message you.

I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?
I love you so much

That I hold farts in while we message each other
How does a skateboarder convey his message? Via Air Mail.
If you knew how happy your message notification makes me, you would have called me...

Short and cute message pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about message are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you know how to play Scrabble? Because I would like to share some little messages with you.

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages? By Air Mail.

Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.
Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

Lines about Brazil

Got a hottie from Brazil I need to message quickly !!!

Cheesy message Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Avery

Boys help a fellow direct message slider out.

Sorry I took so long to message,

I ended up getting lost in your eyes.

Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

Do you wanna play I message games?

Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

This is a message from the New York City Police Department: I'd like to stop and frisk with you.

StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Corny message Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Message conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."
James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-s**...-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Message love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Message chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.