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Top 39 Received Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Received pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

    If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

  2. I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

  3. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

  4. I see you’re good at receiving balls. Wanna receive some tonight?

  5. Hey girl, you interested in receiving some liquidity tonight?

  6. I received a 0.5 deduction for falling for you.

  7. Are you an inbox?

    Cause this male is ready to be received

  8. I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

  9. Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.

  10. Farewell pickup line?

    Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

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At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

This dude

So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

You'll be receiving a package soon.

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Damn girl do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

We should play football.

I’ll turn your tight end into a wide receiver.

Hey Girl are you the Wither Skeleton?

Because I would go to the deepness of hell just to receive your head.

I would love to give you 11 inches...

But you would have to receive it in 2 installments.

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

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I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

Are you a receiver? Because I got some fast balls for you.

At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

You saw how good I am at receiving a volleyball, I bet I can do so with your balls tonight.

You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Girl, are you ready to receive my point of service?

Wanna be my receiver tonight?