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Top 37 Received Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Received chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

    If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

  2. I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

  3. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

  4. I see you’re good at receiving balls. Wanna receive some tonight?

  5. Hey girl, you interested in receiving some liquidity tonight?

  6. I received a 0.5 deduction for falling for you.

  7. Are you an inbox?

    Cause this male is ready to be received

  8. I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

  9. Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.

  10. Farewell pickup line?

    Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

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What is a Received pickup line?

Funny received pickup lines

This dude
So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

You'll be receiving a package soon.

Situational pick-up line

This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery

"a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

Damn girl do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.
Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

Hey Girl are you the Wither Skeleton?

Because I would go to the deepness of hell just to receive your head.

We should play football.

I’ll turn your tight end into a wide receiver.

I would love to give you 11 inches...

But you would have to receive it in 2 installments.

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

If I received inspiration my whole life, like I did just now seeing you, I would be so inspired as to be the greatest prophet ever.

Are you a receiver? Because I got some fast balls for you.

Girl, are you ready to receive my point of service?

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

Wanna be my receiver tonight?

At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

You saw how good I am at receiving a volleyball, I bet I can do so with your balls tonight.

At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!