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Top 50 Response Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Response pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Response conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  2. Are you a librarian?

    Because I see you checking me out

    Alternative response: because all you do is leave me on read

  3. How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

    I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

  4. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  5. Hey girl, are you my first website?

    Because you're not very responsive

  6. Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus,

    or is this just an unconditioned response?

  7. What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

    You're so pretty!
    Aw, thank you :)
    Response:


    One with the most upvotes gets a reward!

  8. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  9. I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

  10. You shouldn’t love yourself too much...

    Because that’s my responsibility.


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What is a Response pickup line?

Working response pickup lines

As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

We do not take any responsibility if you get rejected.

I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

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This is a funny Response pickup line!

Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes"

If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "

Girl, are you looking for a Shopify theme? I am always responsive and mobile friendly. You can do me and access me anytime.

“Can’t tell if you’re innocent or an absolute baddie”

I used this pick up line on Instagram. Everyone says it has a great response rate. So I used it and the next day she reply’s “wtf does that mean” now I wasn’t expecting that response from her. What would one say back to that?

Do you want to see my Impulse response?

With great penis comes great responsibility

You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

When I was younger my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory, I can’t remember my response.

With great power comes great responsibility, to pleasure you all night long.

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Working Response tinder opener

A response to: “I’m so clumsy”

“So that’s how I met you; you fell from heaven”

Since we're both responsible adults you won't mind if I socially distance your left kiss cheek from the right one?

Need a good response

A girl messaged me on a dating app saying "Do you have a pickaxe I can borrow? I need something to break the ice."

I need a clever response to show I'm interested and I've got no game. Anyone got a good response?

Hey, I could use some help with directions

Wait for response, then say

Looking for pretty city, looks like you know how to get there

Wait for response, then say

Maybe later I could show you how to get to pound town ;0

Witty response for, "You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"?

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

I NEED YOUR HELP

I need a line that works 100% OF THE TIME! REPLY YOUR SUBMISSIONS AND I WILL SEND A SCREEN SHOT OF THE RESPONSE

Need a line / response to " dissent in the streets, consent in the streets"

The best i've been able to come up is something along the lines of "baby, let's start a revolution", but i don't think that quite fits. There must be a better response than that.

Can anyone help me out here?

Hey girl are you an aquarium?

Cause I'm not old enough to responsibly be inside you yet, but I sure want some tuna right now.

Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

Looking for a whitty response to "What's the quickest way to win you over?"

Girl opened with this line on bumble. Trying to think of some whitty responses.