The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Answer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Answer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. Are you religious?

    Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

  3. I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

  4. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

  5. Can you help me solve 9x - 7i> 3 (3x -7u)?

    The answer is "i <3 u", use that's s you will ;)

  6. I beat the game

    I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

    She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

    Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

  7. Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

  8. Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

  9. Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.

  10. Looking for suggestions for my husband

    Every day when he gets off work, my husband calls me and on his drive home, he vents about his workday. To break the tension, I started answering the phone with a corny or sexy pickup line, and he loves it. I’ve been doing this daily for about ten months now, and I’m running low on material.

    Any suggestions for clever, cute, sexy, punny, original pickup lines I can use on him?

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Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

Are you a fairy?

Because you're the answer to all my prayers...

(Angel Costume) Hello, I am the answer to your prayers.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

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I'd ask you if you come here often, but I think we both know the answer to that.

Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)
Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes"

If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "

Do you have a lighter?

If the answer is no “ Then how did you light my heart on fire”

If i asked you to have sex with me?

Would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.

Ask someone who is good at math to simplify 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)

Answer = i<3u

Babe, once we start having a good time, we won't answer to Netflix "Are You Still Watching".

If you're asking for action, my answer is affirmative.

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Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?



(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?

(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo

Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

Is the answer that you'll give me to the question: 'Marry me?' the same as the answer to this question?

Are you religious? Because I am the answer to all your prayers. (Mike Huckabee)

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

Date or Date?

I saw this line in someone's tinder conversations and if you know how to use it and whom to use it on, man you gon get lucky:

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as to the answer of this question?

(Either yes or no as an answer gets you a date)

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I have bad news

(they answer)
“ive shit my pants”
(they answer again)
“can i get in yours?”

Hey girl are you option 1 or 2?

Just answer the fucking question and we won’t have problems

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