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Top 50 Answer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Answer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. Are you religious?

    Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Cheesy.

  3. I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

  4. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

  5. Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

  6. Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

  7. Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.

  8. Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

  9. Are you a fairy? Because you're the answer to all my prayers...

  10. (Angel Costume) Hello, I am the answer to your prayers.

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Funny answer pickup lines

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

I'd ask you if you come here often, but I think we both know the answer to that.

Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes"

If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "

Do you have a lighter?

If the answer is no “ Then how did you light my heart on fire”

If i asked you to have sex with me?

Would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.

My love, if I were to converse with you in the private chambers of your mother and father, to tell of the growth that is forming on my bell, would you yell...
"Fuck off with you, I'm not loving someone with Freddie Mercurial tendencies!", or would you smile a gleeful grin and let me run it up your chin.

Please answer me quickly dear, I must know... I'm vulnerable.

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?


Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?

(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

Date or Date?

I saw this line in someone's tinder conversations and if you know how to use it and whom to use it on, man you gon get lucky:

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as to the answer of this question?

(Either yes or no as an answer gets you a date)

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Hey girl are you option 1 or 2?

Just answer the fucking question and we won’t have problems

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Hey do you like wine?

They most likely say yes, you answer with:

Damn I can tell, cause you look fine as red wine and twice as mellow

Not my own original pickup line but it works

I have this account based on god on tinder.

Suggest me something witty to answer to "forgive me lord, for I have sinned." this is the most common way my matches seem to start a convo

Your love is like a _______

Finish the sentence, wrong answers only but make it sweet

Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

How to get ur crush

You: “r u from japan?”

Them: “insert answer here”

You [in a chill tone]: “because i’m trying into japanties/japants”

Hey girl I'm the answer to all your math and science problems.

Are you an eternal sleep?

Because you look like an answer to all of my problems

"The answer: Nothing."

"What is 'what we will be wearing tonight'?"

Do u want good sex?

If the answer is yes... well u came to the right place.
if the answer is no... well u came to the right place.

You look like what i’m looking for

How would u answer to that!

Sex is not the answer.

It's the question and the answer is yes.

"Is that a phone in your backpocket cause that ass calling me"

I seen this and used it some girl said are you gonna answer what's a good response

DAMN GIRL! Are you Google?

Coz you seem like every answer to my questions....