The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Answer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Answer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. Are you religious?

    Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

  3. I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

  4. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

  5. Can you help me solve 9x - 7i> 3 (3x -7u)?

    The answer is "i <3 u", use that's s you will ;)

  6. I beat the game

    I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

    She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

    Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

  7. Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

  8. Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

  9. Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.

  10. Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

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Funny answer pickup lines

(Angel Costume) Hello, I am the answer to your prayers.

Are you a fairy?

Because you're the answer to all my prayers...

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.

Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

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Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes"

If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "

Do you have a lighter?
If the answer is no “ Then how did you light my heart on fire”

If i asked you to have sex with me?

Would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.

Ask someone who is good at math to simplify 9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)

Answer = i<3u

Babe, once we start having a good time, we won't answer to Netflix "Are You Still Watching".

If you're asking for action, my answer is affirmative.

My love, if I were to converse with you in the private chambers of your mother and father, to tell of the growth that is forming on my bell, would you yell...

"Fuck off with you, I'm not loving someone with Freddie Mercurial tendencies!", or would you smile a gleeful grin and let me run it up your chin.

Please answer me quickly dear, I must know... I'm vulnerable.

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Working Answer tinder opener

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?



(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?

(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo

Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

Are you religious? Because I am the answer to all your prayers. (Mike Huckabee)

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

Date or Date?

I saw this line in someone's tinder conversations and if you know how to use it and whom to use it on, man you gon get lucky:

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as to the answer of this question?

(Either yes or no as an answer gets you a date)

[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/fy00t1)

Hey girl are you option 1 or 2?

Just answer the fucking question and we won’t have problems

[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/fp8i0t)

Hey do you like wine?

They most likely say yes, you answer with:

Damn I can tell, cause you look fine as red wine and twice as mellow

Not my own original pickup line but it works

I have this account based on god on tinder.

Suggest me something witty to answer to "forgive me lord, for I have sinned." this is the most common way my matches seem to start a convo

Your love is like a _______

Finish the sentence, wrong answers only but make it sweet