Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

Do you subtweet here often?

Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

Do you like secret sauce in your burger?

Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?

You come to this cave often?

So what's your moisture level?

Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

Do you open for breakfast?

Will you help with with my French technique?

Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?

Excuse me, can I as you a question?

Other: "sure"
Me: "I love you."
Other: "That's not a question."
Me: "And it never will be."

Do you wanna know why I am called Power Man?

Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

They say love bites...wanna find out?

Your underground cave or mine?

Will u be my Batgirl to my Batman?

Your sand castle or mine?

Your hospice bed or mine?

I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

Your lips look so beautiful. Would they like to meet mine?

Can I trim your bushes?

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

You tryna to become a mother on Mother's Day?

So when I add more weight does it make it harder or easier?

Your senior assisted living facility or mine?

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

Would you like a taste of my eggnog?

You want to dip your chips into my salsa?

So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?

Would you like that Super Sized?

Are you a question from my test?

Coz I promise I won't do you wrong

Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

That's no moon, but would you like it to be?

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Will you be my Pocahontas?

1: I have a question for you 2: what’s that? 1: I love you 2: Not a question 1: Nor will it ever be.

Will you be the Lorem to by Ipsum?

You into stocks and b**...?

When's the last time you had a good macaroon?

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

So, what’s your quantum number?

Your campaign headquarters or mine?

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

If i asked you to have kiss with me?

Would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

So do you know how to use chopsticks?

Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?

Would you like to see my whopper?

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

"If you were an exam question, you'd be 'define perfection', and my answer would undeniably be your name."

"Because even the dirtiest questions sound sweet coming from your lips."

"Because your innocence is captivating, I prefer focusing on your beauty and intelligence instead."

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"Do you believe in second chances? Because starting from zero with you sounds like a dream come true."

Spicy? Please, I'm basically the human version of hot sauce—adds flavor but also makes you question your life choices afterward! What's your go-to dish?

"Excuse me, miss, if you're curious about anything at all, may I suggest starting with a conversation with me?"

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Grrr, got plans for tonight?

"Because behind every 'dirty' question is an opportunity for me to impress a sophisticated woman like you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives chasing after your irresistible purr."

"Is there a secret ingredient in your ramen? Because every time I taste it, I fall more in love with you."

Haha, I like bold questions! If I were single, dating you would definitely be an intriguing adventure. What’s your ideal date like?

Did it hurt when you fell from the periodic table? Because you're a rare element that stole my heart.

"Are you a secret ingredient in these ramen noodles? Because everything becomes tastier around you."

"This time, I plan to start by making you smile every day, beginning with this question: Do you believe in love at first smile?"

"Well played! In response though, I'd say 'discovering hidden gems in a new city'. Now, what about you?"

"Is your name Socrates? Because you've got me questioning all my beliefs about love in this beautiful state!"

"Seeing your beauty makes me question reality, but if it's a dream, who would ever want to wake up?"

Happens to the best of us! How about we turn that into a game? I ask a question, you answer—deal?

"The 80s, huh? A time of great tunes and questionable fashion. Ever tried to rock a neon tracksuit?"

"Any questions? Sure, if you were stranded on a desert island, would you bring sunscreen or Wi-Fi? Essential survival question."

"Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

"Sure."

"Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."

"I mustache you a question... Can I take you out for a drink sometime and admire your style?"

"Is your name Plato? Because your beauty has just made me question my entire reality."

"Ever played 20 questions? It's always surprising how much you can learn about someone, it might cure your boredom too!"

In every snap, your beauty blooms, like a flower in the nude; capturing you would be pure art, indeed.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Grrr, your energy is captivating."

"I have a question, but I'm afraid it might be too forward... is there any chance you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Does your ramen bring warmth like your smile does? Because it's the best thing I've tasted."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven must be missing a naughty angel like you."

"That nose ring and those killer brows got me questioning if you’re a work of art or a muse."

Are you a starry night sky? Because your beauty leaves me wondering why.

Well, in that case, I hope you're ready for a lifetime supply of dad jokes and questionable dance moves. 😄💃

"Your story just leveled up my day! Quick question: Does someone special get to enjoy that stunning look, or is it just us?"

"Ah, the classic team question! Let's just say, my team is all about being adventurous, spontaneous, and appreciating a good smile."

"Replying to your question, my day was dull, but you just turned it into a masterpiece."

"Well played, madam. To answer your question, I'm an avid reader and a travel enthusiast. What sparks joy in your life?"

"Are your lips always this soft, or do I just bring out the best in you?"

"Sure, if I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute-cumber. But what fruit would you be and why?"

"Because even your innocent questions have a way of making my heart race."

You’ve given me a second chance, wanna make it third time’s the charm and take a leap of faith together? 😉

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and now I'm starting to worry about my sense of direction.

Girl, are you an asexual? Because you're the only one who can make me question my sexuality.

Like a rare gem in the sand, your mind's mysteries I long to understand.

"I mustache you a question, darling. Can your granola style handle a little bit of spicy love?"

"If I were to start over, I'd choose you every time. Can I make up for lost time now?"

"Baby, if you were a question on an interview, you'd be the only one I'm sure to answer correctly."

"Just when I thought I was keeping you, your beauty leaves me questioning who's actually gotten whom captivated."

"Fair point! In the spirit of sharing, my answer would be 'a spontaneous road trip with good company'. Your turn?"

"Is your name Bubblegum? 'Cause every time I see you, I want to pop the question!"

"Calls, huh? So you want to hear my voice and not just my questionable typing skills? I promise I'm 70% more charming over the phone! 😂"

Tall, blonde, and a finance guy? Sounds like you're living the dream! But the real question is, can you touch your nose with your tongue?

"Your eyebrows are on point! Quick question—do they have a favorite partner, or are you still exploring?"

"Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite...or any tricky test questions for that matter!"

"Your question-asking game is as good as your sense of style. What's your idea of a perfect day?"

"If asking dirty questions is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, because you're irresistible."

"Interesting proposition! Alright then, prepare to be dazzled. First question: ever dreamt of a starlit picnic by the beach?"

"Do you add a bit of sugar in your ramen? Because it's almost as sweet as you."

"Do you prefer popcorn with a movie, or should I just bring the corny lines and pop the question?"

"If you were a math problem, I'd love to solve for 'us' starting from zero with you."

"Because even your dirtiest question couldn't tarnish the beauty of your curiosity, darling."

"I've got a burning question for you: Will you let me take you out and make that grrr turn into a purr?"

"I'd love to! I guess the only question is, are you ready for some exciting adventures with me? 💫"

"If you were a question, you'd be the one I'd want to ask over and over again."

How about a game of 20 questions to pass the time? I'll start: favorite movie genre?

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my rizz, and I can't stop flipping your pages.