If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

It's a paradox, whatever she says it's always yes to the date

Sorry to text you so early in the day

But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

Why didn't the 4 ask out the 10?

Because he was 2^2

So I asked a girl for her BeReal and she said, “I don’t need a BeReal I need to BeRailed”. Need a clever comeback that will match that energy.

Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach sweetheart. And worms. And maggots. And...

I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out sweetheart, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange

Orange who? Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?

I saw you and was so stunned, my friend asked "Dude, Guatemala with you?"

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

Hey I was about to ask you for a lighter

But I think I found a Match

If all men are trash...

Then you probably won't mind if I ask you to take me out?

"Are you gay?"

"-What?! No! Why would you ask me that?!

"-Well, because you haven't convinced me otherwise yet."

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

They ask me what kind of drugs i used to take? And i said them about your smile

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

If I were to propose on this extra day, it would be to ask for your heart.

Knock Knock Who's there? I love you!

I love you who? Don't ask who, because it's you. 

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

I'd ask you if you come here often, but I think we both know the answer to that.

Should I get the f**... outta here

or can I ask you how your day was?

Because I'm the only girl with enough balls to ask... PROM?

I lost my phone number.

Can you call my mom and ask her to come pick me up?

I heard you're good at maths

Would you consider replacing my X, without asking Y?

For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Hey do you like algebraic functions? If so...

Can you replace my X without asking Y?

Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.

Girl, asking you out is like taking off band aid. Should I peel off slowly, or rip off quickly?

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

You are the nothing, when people ask me what I'm thinking

When I searched your name, I found that people also ask why is your name so beautiful.

If i asked you to have kiss with me?

Would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

As an American, my ancestors declared independence from Britain, now I ask you to come over to my place and declare independence from your clothes

You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you.

Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475

A little sugar for the sweetest friend a person could ask for.

I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a s**... instead.

I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

I would ask you to dance, but I need some sweet energy drink from you.

You are nothing to me...

Yes you are that "nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

Michael: Sometimes, when you’re feeling helpless, the secret is to help someone else. Get out of your own head. Trust me. The next time someone asks for help, say yes.

Hey are you good at algebra?

Cause I want you to replace my X without asking Y

If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?

Them: I'd go (place)
You: oh I wanna go there too, but why do you wanna go?
(After they give a reason and ask why youd go)
You: huh, oh I'd only go to be with you

I wheelie, wheelie want to ask you out on a date.

Are you good with algebra?

Because I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y.

I've heard you're good at algebra

Could you replace my X without asking Y?

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge of their work!

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beautiful smile and wondered your size!"

"They call them magicians, but with a smile like yours, I think you could cast a spell of your own."

"You must be a good book, because I can’t wait to dive into your chapters and discover all your secrets."

Talk to you? I thought you'd never ask! What should we dive into first—our favorite pizza toppings or the meaning of life? 😄

"Well, if you know a guy who can cook instant noodles like a Michelin chef, then yes! Otherwise, it’s just the universe being mysterious. 😄"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I offer to buy you a drink first?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just the way you're looking at me?"

"You in that black saree is pure magic. Mind if I make a wish and ask for your number?"

"I’m good, but now that you’ve asked, my day just got a whole lot brighter—how about yours?"

"I wanted to wish you sweet dreams, but our Earth simply pales in comparison to your beauty 🌎💫"

"Because you're out of this world and I want you to have sweet dreams with me in it."

"Sam, my day is instantly better now that I'm talking to you. Care to make it unforgettable?"

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I feel a strong connection since I "accidentally" stumbled upon your number.

Your presence is like sunshine on a rainy day, would you shine on me and go on a date?

Your height is divine, your humor so sweet, a date with you would be a wonderful treat.

Are you a gem? Because I've been searching everywhere for you - wanna grab dinner sometime?

Are you a shining gem? Let's play hide and seek at dinner - I'll find you every time!

I'm on a hunt for something precious, like you. Care to join me for dinner and see if we find it?

"You should send me your picture, because I heard beauty like yours can light up any screen."

"Are you a camera? Because every snapshot of you is a masterpiece I can't get enough of."

"I bet your smile lights up the room, but I'd love to see it light up my chat."

"Is your picture as stunning as your personality? I'd love to see it in my chat. 😉"

"Are you a camera? Because every picture you send me is frame-worthy beauty."

"I would love to see your smile brighten up my chat. Can I have a glimpse of your picture?"

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm really hoping to connect with you on Instagram!

I'm glad to hear you're okay, hun. How about we plan a fun adventure together soon?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Grrr, got plans for tonight?

"If love were a garden, your heart would be the most beautiful flower blooming in it."

"You light up the room like nobody else. Mind if I bask in your glow a little longer?"

"Is that red pendant a traffic signal, turning from stop to go, or just your heart screaming that you're single?"

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"I'd ask your dad for his most precious treasure, but it seems you've already stolen my heart."

"Your lips are like fine wine, irresistibly intoxicating; may I take a sip and get lost in their taste?"

"Your lips are so desirable, they might just be my new addiction. Care to share another dose of that intoxicating beauty?"

"In the vast kingdom of the web, I found a princess. Care to explore some real-life adventures together?"

"With your beauty illuminating the way, any private place couldn't possibly compete."

"With just one cheeky picture, you've stolen my heart faster than your tongue stole the show."

"A year, darling, because every inch of you is a seductive journey worth exploring in four seasons."

"Well, now that we've established you're free, how about we turn your 'nothing' into 'something' with me?"

"I was just contemplating how to perfectly blend my day with your laughter and spice it with your sensuality."

"You mock my pursuit, but I see it clear, beneath that tough exterior, is someone dear."

How long do you guys wait to ask a girl out ?

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

"Who needs sleep when your entrancing beauty keeps me wide awake, sweetheart?"

"Ever heard of a sexy Santa? You could give him a run for his money!"

"Are you the secret to perfection? Because everything you touch, especially my thoughts, turns extraordinary."

"Is there a course on 'how to be you'? Because, darling, you've mastered the art of perfection."

"Could you lend me a pencil? Your beauty inspires me to sketch the perfect moment we've met."

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. But wouldn't it be more exciting if you found out yourself?"

"Your beauty is undeniable, your allure irresistible. So, I'm not beating around the bush, will you go out with me?"

"I may have lost the duel, but I hope to win your heart with my charm instead."

"Even in a duel, I couldn't resist your charms. You've captured my heart and more."

"I can see you with a rare exotic pet, like a majestic parrot or a playful ferret. What do you think?"

"Whoever it is, just know that I'll always be around to keep you safe."

"If you were a basketball, I'd never miss a chance to dribble with you!"

"Are you a hoop? Because every time I see you, I just wanna score!"

"If I were a mathematician, you'd be the equation I'd solve for 'gorgeous' every time."

"Because behind every 'dirty' question is an opportunity for me to impress a sophisticated woman like you."

"Because even the dirtiest questions sound sweet coming from your lips."

"Because your innocence is captivating, I prefer focusing on your beauty and intelligence instead."

"In your eyes, I see the sky's reflection of blue. Smile, beauty, for joy will ensue."

Are you a shooting star? Because your radiance outshines the darkest of nights, leaving me in awe.

"I'll embrace your rage and never ask for forgiveness, just to have you near me."

"Let’s wander through the park; I hear it’s the perfect place for spontaneous adventures and great company."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I say 'hi', I disappear into my own awkwardness!"

"If charm were a currency, I'd offer you a lifetime discount for making my day brighter just by asking!"

"Do you believe in consent? Because I'm asking for permission to admire your smile from across the room!"

"If you're giving commands, can I follow your lead straight to your heart? Because I'm ready to obey."

"I build dreams by day; care to join me in making some unforgettable memories by night?"