If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

It's a paradox, whatever she says it's always yes to the date

Sorry to text you so early in the day

But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

Why didn't the 4 ask out the 10?

Because he was 2^2

So I asked a girl for her BeReal and she said, “I don’t need a BeReal I need to BeRailed”. Need a clever comeback that will match that energy.

Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

Kaio-ken is red, kamehemeha is blue, shenron asked for my wish, and my wish was you!

I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach sweetheart. And worms. And maggots. And...

I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out sweetheart, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange

Orange who? Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?

I saw you and was so stunned, my friend asked "Dude, Guatemala with you?"

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Hey I was about to ask you for a lighter

But I think I found a Match

If all men are trash...

Then you probably won't mind if I ask you to take me out?

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

"Are you gay?"

"-What?! No! Why would you ask me that?!

"-Well, because you haven't convinced me otherwise yet."

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

If I were to propose on this extra day, it would be to ask for your heart.

I'd ask you if you come here often, but I think we both know the answer to that.

Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I love you!

I love you who? Don't ask who, because it's you. 

Because I'm the only girl with enough balls to ask... PROM?

Should I get the f**... outta here

or can I ask you how your day was?

For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.

I heard you're good at maths

Would you consider replacing my X, without asking Y?

I lost my phone number.

Can you call my mom and ask her to come pick me up?

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.

Girl, asking you out is like taking off band aid. Should I peel off slowly, or rip off quickly?

You are the nothing, when people ask me what I'm thinking

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

When I searched your name, I found that people also ask why is your name so beautiful.

You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you.

As an American, my ancestors declared independence from Britain, now I ask you to come over to my place and declare independence from your clothes

If i asked you to have kiss with me?

Would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475

I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a s**... instead.

A little sugar for the sweetest friend a person could ask for.

I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

I would ask you to dance, but I need some sweet energy drink from you.

Michael: Sometimes, when you’re feeling helpless, the secret is to help someone else. Get out of your own head. Trust me. The next time someone asks for help, say yes.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

You are nothing to me...

Yes you are that "nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?

Them: I'd go (place)
You: oh I wanna go there too, but why do you wanna go?
(After they give a reason and ask why youd go)
You: huh, oh I'd only go to be with you

Hey are you good at algebra?

Cause I want you to replace my X without asking Y

I wheelie, wheelie want to ask you out on a date.

Are you good with algebra?

Because I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y.

If you asked me to, I would knock through a level 11 wall for you with 1 level 1 barbarian.

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge of their work!

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.

How long do you guys wait to ask a girl out ?

"Are you my homework? Because I'm not asking for help, but I can't wait to spread you out on my desk tonight."

"Am I not funny enough? Because every time I open a joke book, it's always asking for my autograph!"

"Because I promise to light up your day with snaps brighter than any filter could ever achieve."

"Your smile sets my world to a beautiful jive, Can we share a coffee at five?"

"Are you a pyramid? Because I just got lost in your eyes, can I get your number to find my way back?"

"Well, now that we've established you're free, how about we turn your 'nothing' into 'something' with me?"

"With an angel like you showing concern, I'm more than okay; I'm on cloud nine."

"Well, that's a relief! I was worried you might ask me to explain the theory of relativity next time we talk."

"Did I eat? Only if you count being absolutely consumed by your beauty as a meal."

"I'm contemplating creating my own Sistine Chapel ceiling, with your picture as the divine centerpiece."

"Well, I'm just a curious cat. Although unlike cats, curiosity hasn't killed me... yet."

"Just making sure we're not related! You're not secretly my long-lost cousin, right? Because that would make Thanksgiving really awkward!"

"Who needs sleep when your entrancing beauty keeps me wide awake, sweetheart?"

"Ever heard of a sexy Santa? You could give him a run for his money!"

"With just one cheeky picture, you've stolen my heart faster than your tongue stole the show."

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"How about you buy a map, because I just got lost in your captivating eyes."

"Well, darling, you already light up my world. But can you also ignite the fire in my heart tonight?"

"Ah, a riddle master! I adore those who can keep the conversation intriguing. So, is this your way of asking for my digits?"

"A wild night, huh? Dare I ask, or should some things remain a mystery?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... Also, I'm too shy to ask anyone else for directions."

"I was hoping to find time to admire the most captivating masterpiece, you. When's your next viewing?"

"Are you the secret to perfection? Because everything you touch, especially my thoughts, turns extraordinary."

"Is there a course on 'how to be you'? Because, darling, you've mastered the art of perfection."

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. But wouldn't it be more exciting if you found out yourself?"

"Your beauty is undeniable, your allure irresistible. So, I'm not beating around the bush, will you go out with me?"

"You mock my pursuit, but I see it clear, beneath that tough exterior, is someone dear."

"I'd ask your dad for his most precious treasure, but it seems you've already stolen my heart."

"Well, I'm just here, breathlessly awaiting another snap of your radiant beauty to brighten my day."

"Just climbing mountains, hoping to reach the peak of your affection."

"Well, my day just got significantly brighter...all because of your radiant smile."

"Your lips are like fine wine, irresistibly intoxicating; may I take a sip and get lost in their taste?"

"Your lips are so desirable, they might just be my new addiction. Care to share another dose of that intoxicating beauty?"

"With your beauty illuminating the way, any private place couldn't possibly compete."

"Is that red pendant a traffic signal, turning from stop to go, or just your heart screaming that you're single?"

"Is there a secret ingredient in your ramen? Because every time I taste it, I fall more in love with you."

"Are you a secret ingredient in these ramen noodles? Because everything becomes tastier around you."

"Excuse me, miss, if you're curious about anything at all, may I suggest starting with a conversation with me?"

"You want my address? It's the same place where fantasies come true, but only if they include you."

"My day's been great, thanks for asking! Just enough adventure to make it interesting. How about yours? Any fun surprises?"

"Not yet taken? Incredible! With eyes that could outshine the stars, I expected a waiting list."

"Could you do me a favor? Stop being so irresistible, because I can't focus on anything else."

"Looking at you, I can't help but surrender control. Will you captain our ship tonight?"

"If you were a Saw movie, could I be the plot twist? I'm pegging for an unexpected turn."

"Just like in Saw, I love a good plot twist. Would you dare to take the lead in our pegging adventure?"

"If you believe water isn't wet, how about we stir up some real chemistry and redefine the laws of attraction?"

"You've made my day brighter just by chatting, how about we add some sparkle to your night with a rizz?"

"You pull my heartstrings better than you play your violin, care to dance?"

"Is it possible that you're on my menu tonight? Because your caring nature is the only dish I crave."

"This time, I plan to start by making you smile every day, beginning with this question: Do you believe in love at first smile?"

"Because behind every 'dirty' question is an opportunity for me to impress a sophisticated woman like you."

"Because even the dirtiest questions sound sweet coming from your lips."

"Because your innocence is captivating, I prefer focusing on your beauty and intelligence instead."

"Whoever it is, just know that I'll always be around to keep you safe."

"In your eyes, I see the sky's reflection of blue. Smile, beauty, for joy will ensue."

Are you a shooting star? Because your radiance outshines the darkest of nights, leaving me in awe.

"I'll embrace your rage and never ask for forgiveness, just to have you near me."

"I can see you with a rare exotic pet, like a majestic parrot or a playful ferret. What do you think?"

"If you were a basketball, I'd never miss a chance to dribble with you!"

"Are you a hoop? Because every time I see you, I just wanna score!"

"If I were a mathematician, you'd be the equation I'd solve for 'gorgeous' every time."

"I may have lost the duel, but I hope to win your heart with my charm instead."

"Even in a duel, I couldn't resist your charms. You've captured my heart and more."

"I wanted to wish you sweet dreams, but our Earth simply pales in comparison to your beauty 🌎💫"

"Because you're out of this world and I want you to have sweet dreams with me in it."

"Sam, my day is instantly better now that I'm talking to you. Care to make it unforgettable?"

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I feel a strong connection since I "accidentally" stumbled upon your number.