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Top 50 Asks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Asks pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Asks conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Can I ask you for a favor?

    I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

  2. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

    But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

  3. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

    She : yes. Why ?
    He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  4. Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?

  5. Let’s get blue and red slushies!

    And walk around having people ask us why our tongues are purple

  6. If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

    It's a paradox, whatever she says it's always yes to the date

  7. Sorry to text you so early in the day

    But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)

  8. Why didn't the 4 ask out the 10?

    Because he was 2^2

  9. Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

    Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

  10. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

    you’re making the other girls look really bad.

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Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

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I would ask you out to the movies, but they don’t let snacks in

I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach sweetheart. And worms. And maggots. And...

I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out sweetheart, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

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I asked Barack Obama if we could meet later , and I said Yes We Can!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange

Orange who? Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?

I saw you and was so stunned, my friend asked "Dude, Guatemala with you?"

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Hey can you can you for wing woman for me?

If she says yes: thanks now the person I want to ask out is right in front of me

If she says no: damm would of made it easier to ask you for your phone number

Works the other way around aswell

Hey I was about to ask you for a lighter

But I think I found a Match

If all men are trash...

Then you probably won't mind if I ask you to take me out?