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Top 50 Asking Girl Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Asking Girl pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

    But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

  2. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

    you’re making the other girls look really bad.

  3. I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

  4. I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

    I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

  5. It won't be the same at all for everyone, but--

    Ask a girl how they would like to be asked out and when they're done explaining, say thanks and proceed to ask them out exactly how they said they would like to. Smooth asf but havent tried it yet

  6. Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

  7. I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

    **Shows rear camera on phone**

  8. Just thought of this and had to write it down

    If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

  9. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

  10. Hey girl, whats sup?

    Nothing much,why ask?

    Nothing i was playing chess and I am missing Queen



Funny asking girl pickup lines

Are you an hardworking independent girl?
Because I wanna respectfully ask you out on a date .

*Tips fedora*

Roses are red. Donuts are the bomb. Do me a favor and come with me to "PROM"

Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up.

I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked
"Do you guys need any help?"

I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for"

My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

50% of the time works every time

So , you come to a girl and ask her: What's your name? For example she says emily. Now you say: Oh that's my second favourite name. Now she will ask:And what's the first? Then you tell her your name and followed by nice to meet you. Sorry for bad english..

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and Chill...

But my mood says disney and kiss me

- Day 95

If yo girl asks for a ruler
I don't need a ruler; I've got a 12-inch reference.

This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.

I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?

Going down?

Girl gets in elevator
Guy is walking towards lift
Girl holds door and asks "Are you going down?"
Guy looks her in the eyes and says "I will if you do."

A girl asked me what my major was

I said, "Major in astrophysics, minor in women's studies." (The women's studies part isn't true)

She's like "Women's studies??"

And I said, "I get that reaction all the time. Those are the two things in life I'm most passionate about."

I let it sink in for a second and then she got a good laugh out of it. Now I have her number =)

The Best Way to Break The Ice

1. Find your prey, who are you going to message
2. Wait until 11:11
3. Message them saying, "Hey"

or message them a few mins after 11:11
and say, "hey sorry im late"
When they ask late for what
Say, "you wished for me to message you for 11:11 right?"
and boom, you're practically in her pants. Gets the girls wet
Aight have fun, peace

Girl asked for a cheesy pickup line:

"Are you made of Philadelphia, cause I'd love to spread you" - good enough to be abnormal?

After you ask Her out do this

Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test.
Girl: So?
You: I thought we were talking about things we were cheating on

For whenever a girl asks you for food...

Why would I need any when I have a snack right here?

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?


I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

In need of a good line for a girl named Selena

I wanna ask to girl to lunch; maybe panera. gimme some lines bois !! Panera related would be rad

A girl asked me if I wanted dinner...

I said no, I want to put my D inner.

A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Hey girl

Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are

A guy is talking to a girl and she asks if he's hitting on her

He responds, "I'm knot, I'm tied up."

So i’ll ask a girl What’s the opposite of low?

And she responds High?

Then I’ll respond with Hey how’s it going nice to meet you.

Hey, I lost a bet

Hey, I lost a bet. So I have to find the most **beautiful** girl I can find and ask her on a date. What do you say?