Top 50 What To Say To Pick Up lines

Lets just say

We could have kiss and still be social distanced

I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me

Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

I'd say I love you with my last breath

My name is I love you

Now say my name

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

10 bucks says you got the best tasting booty

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

I’d say you’re beautiful but...

Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet

They say happiness starts with H

But for me it starts with U

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood

Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

Do you have an ugly boyfriend?

(Assuming she says no)

Do you want one?

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

It's a paradox, whatever she says it's always yes to the date

The password is 69420

She says: password for what?

"That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight"

They say kissing is the language of love…

Let’s talk.

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

Did it hurt? When you fell?

And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Or/do u wanna be my gf?
if she says no u can always save it by saying ‘is it not scary enough for u?’

Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

Me: would you say that you're a bathroom singer?

Person: *yes*

Me: Can I come to one of your concerts then?

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and I'm not just saying it, I'm super saiyan it

Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack?

Because it completely blew me away!

Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.