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Following is our collection of smooth and dirty What To Say To pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

    has clearly never stood next to you

  2. They say the tongue is the strongest muscle.

    Wanna wrestle?;)

  3. What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?

    “What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”

  4. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  5. They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

    But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.

  6. They says tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.

    Wanna fight?

  7. Lets just say

    We could have sex and still be social distanced

  8. I would say that I'm falling for you

    But you already fell out of heaven for me

  9. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  10. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

    (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

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They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life
Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...

If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

I'd say I love you with my last breath

I’d like to take you to the movies

But they say your not aloud to bring in your own snack

My name is I love you

Now say my name

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*Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

10 bucks says you got the best tasting booty

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

I’d say you’re beautiful but...

Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet

They say happiness starts with H

But for me it starts with U

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

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The password is 69420

She says: password for what?

"That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight"

Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

They say kissing is the language of love…

Let’s talk.

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and I'm not just saying it, I'm super saiyan it

If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack?

Because it completely blew me away!

Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.