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Top 50 Tells Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tells chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. I'm no mathematician but

    I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

  4. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  5. Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

  6. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  7. Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

  8. I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

  9. It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

  10. Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

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Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

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People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy

Can you do it for me

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is bondage?

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

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I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

Tell me what you’re wearing.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.