The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Tells Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Tells rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Tells pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

    -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

  4. Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

    Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

  5. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

    She : yes. Why ?
    He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  6. I left my WiFi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot

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What is a Tells pickup line?

Working short tells pickup lines to impress a girl

Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

(The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

Hey babe, I know we've never met before

But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

Or is it 10 minutes faster?

Tell me you're a banana

Cause I find you a peeling !

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This is a funny Tells pickup line!

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell


tells Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

Tell me if im colorblind but

When i look at you all i see is green flags

I saw you from a distance so I just stopped by to do a wellness check...
But I can already tell you are very well done.

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.


Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

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Working Tells tinder opener

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

tells Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on
Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!


Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

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Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...


I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

Are you my wisdom tooth? Cause something inside me is telling me to take you out.

And someone replied to me with a
“what happens to the wisdom tooth after you take it out”

So what should be my reply ?

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

But that can’t be true because it never led me to you

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Tells phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Tells lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.