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Top 50 Tells Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tells pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

    -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

  4. Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

    Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

  5. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

    She : yes. Why ?
    He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  6. Can you tell me where I am?

    I just get so lost in your eyes.

  7. I'm no mathematician but

    I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

  8. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  9. Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

  10. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

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Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that ass id love to clap

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

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Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on
Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy

Can you do it for me

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

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Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

Tell me what you’re wearing.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?