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Top 50 Tells Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tells pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tells conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

    -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

  4. Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

    Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

  5. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

    She : yes. Why ?
    He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  6. I left my WiFi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot

  7. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  8. Hey babe, I know we've never met before

    But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

  9. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

    Or is it 10 minutes faster?

  10. Tell me you're a banana

    Cause I find you a peeling !

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Funny tells pickup lines

Wanna play a game of heads and tails?
You give me head and I'll never tell ;)

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

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Tell me if im colorblind but

When i look at you all i see is green flags

I saw you from a distance so I just stopped by to do a wellness check...
But I can already tell you are very well done.

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

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Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is bondage?

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel