Top 44 Teach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Teach pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

2. I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

3. As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.

4. Want me to teach you how to tie knots with your tongue?

5. Will you teach my tongue how to surf?

6. I'll teach you how to build a fire baby, and keep it going all night long.

7. Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

8. Can I teach you how to spit like a man?

9. Are you a brand new Airbender? I’ll teach you the way around my glider staff.

10. Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

    Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

Funny teach pickup lines

Hey cutie, I can really teach you how to yell.

I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?

Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.

I'll teach you the true meaning of my magical mystery tour

Can I teach you how to skate

That'll give me an excuse to hold your hands

Could u teach me to be a quidditch player?
Bc i’m ready to hop on ur broom stick

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Are you good at Chemistry?

Can you teach me the “bases”? ;)

Girl, let's learn something they don't teach in school.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight

Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

I have a bad memory...

And I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?

Ice Age teached us,

That in order to break the ice you just have to bush your nut deep inside.

So may I?

I've got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.

Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.

Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?

Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.

I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!

I can teach you some of my advanced techniques.

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.