Top 47 Teach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Teach pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Teach conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'mma teach you some grammar..

   They’ve = They have
   
   We’ve = We have
   
   You’ve = Stolen my heart

2. Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

3. You should go to sleep, tomorrow you have to teach the sun how to shine

4. I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

5. As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.

6. Want me to teach you how to tie knots with your tongue?

7. Will you teach my tongue how to surf?

8. I'll teach you how to build a fire baby, and keep it going all night long.

9. Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

10. Can I teach you how to spit like a man?

Funny teach pickup lines

Are you a brand new Airbender? I’ll teach you the way around my glider staff.

Do you think girls who plays golf would like this one?

Hi, I heard you are good at golf. Can you teach me to put in?

Hey cutie, I can really teach you how to yell.

I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?

I'll teach you the true meaning of my magical mystery tour

For in Japan
Are you teaching foreign language? Because I want to get into Japantese.

Can I teach you how to skate

That'll give me an excuse to hold your hands

Could u teach me to be a quidditch player?

Bc i’m ready to hop on ur broom stick

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Are you good at Chemistry?

Can you teach me the “bases”? ;)

Girl, let's learn something they don't teach in school.

Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight

Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

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Only 15$ Pm me.

I have a bad memory...

And I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?

You wanna learn some Favonius Bladeworks?

Alright, I'll teach you...oh yes...I'll teach you alright...Mark my words!

Ice Age teached us,

That in order to break the ice you just have to bush your nut deep inside.

So may I?

Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Will you teach me about plate tectonics?

I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.

Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?

I can teach you some of my advanced techniques.