Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

(The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

Hey babe, I know we've never met before

But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

Or is it 10 minutes faster?

Tell me you're a banana

Cause I find you a peeling !

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

Tell me if im colorblind but

When i look at you all i see is green flags

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

Are you my wisdom tooth? Cause something inside me is telling me to take you out.

And someone replied to me with a
“what happens to the wisdom tooth after you take it out”

So what should be my reply ?

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

But that can’t be true because it never led me to you

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.

Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

Are you from South Korea?

Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.

Mr Sendman! Send me some n**...

Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

My spider-sense is telling me that there's someone dangerously hot standing close to me... oops, it's you!

Carry some sugar packets that say “Sugar” in your pocket

Hand it to a cutie and tell them that they must have dropped their name tag.

Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now?

Girl: You're on 4th street.

Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.

I can be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

Are you a mask?

Cause the goverment tells me I should put you on my face everyday

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.

I love you. Good Morning baby.

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I cannot tell which is more radiant, you or the moon… , I could star at you both all night but you I could hold..

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

I just had someone tell me I have nice toes.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Babe, tell me about yourself, and I can soon build a predictive model around you.

Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar

I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse c**....

If one day the moon calls you by your name

don't be surprised, because every night I tell her about you.

Centurion: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? I shall tell you once I meet an unstoppable force inside you.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

I want to be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

The c has a plan for us.

I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Your hair is beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

I want to teach you the alphabet. After tonight you cannot tell the difference between U and I.

Tell your friend I'm afraid I've got some bad news. There's only one of me to go around.

I know someone who likes you. If I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

I can tell you have a good sense of humor

Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup?

Because your kiss is so sweet my body can't tell when it has had enough.

Is it morning yet? I couldn’t tell if it’s light out or if it’s your beauty lighting the room.

Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

Guess what, I can tell how much you weigh. Only if you sit on top of me.

Hey girl, are you a baking timer?

Because I’m going to need you to tell me when to pull out and ice that cake?

Can you grab my face

So I can tell my friends I have been touched by an Angel ?

Dim sum tell you, you are the one for me?

Girl are you ‑263.15 °C?

Cause from what I can tell you're an absolute 10.

Hunk: Even my name tells you I’m S#xy.

Tell me what you think

So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

Whatdya think?

My Spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder.

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "l**..." mixed up.

I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.

People tell me I've got b**... resting face

If you agree, you can sit right here.

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being h**...? Depends on where you put the cucumber.

My pinkie sense is telling me something good's gonna happen tonight.

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

"Just like Golgi bodies, I can transform our connection into something special—ready to explore the endoplasmic reticulum of desire?"

"You know, the beauty of your skin tells a story far more captivating than any tattoo ever could."

"So, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again while telling my life story?"

"So, what's your secret? Because every time you speak, my heart races faster than my wildest fantasies."

Well, lucky for me you're back! Let's make up for lost time and dive into some good conversation.

"Turning 23 never looked so good. How about we make your birthday sex song a reality? 😉"

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? I can make your birthday sex song a reality, beautiful. Let's celebrate together."

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Let's make your birthday even more unforgettable together."

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Sounds like the perfect combination. Let's make your birthday unforgettable."

You shared about your passion for photography. What's your favorite subject to capture through your lens?

You intrigue me in ways I can't explain. Let's explore this connection together, see where it leads us.

Your drama is oddly alluring. Maybe it's the mystery behind it. Looking forward to unwrapping all those layers.

I like to keep things interesting. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? Tell me a secret about yourself.

Fanny, your sense of humor is contagious! I love someone who can make me laugh. Tell me a joke that never fails to crack you up.

"If you ever tire of the city's chaos, let me be your guide to the serene beauty of that hill station."

Your scent is like a spell, bewitching me so well. You're a sweet-smelling angel, can't you tell?

"Are you made of moonlight? Your pale skin glows like a delicate pearl in the dark."

"Your ethereal glow leaves me mesmerized, like moonlight on porcelain. Can I be your midnight sun?"

"Is it just me, or does your pale skin make you glow like a beautiful moonbeam?"

"If skipping class means more time with you, consider me the perfect student."

"In a world full of noise, your silence speaks volumes. Let's unravel mysteries under moonlit blooms."

"I can't stop thinking about your smile. It's like a magnet, drawing me in closer. Care to share more secrets?"

Roses bloom in your wake, hearts mend and skies above glow bright. Love's touch, in your sight.

Your scars are like constellations in the night, each one telling a story that shines so bright.

Are you a shooting star? Because your radiance outshines the darkest of nights, leaving me in awe.

"I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true. Care to share more fantasies with me?"