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110 Telling Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 telling pick up lines for her and flirty telling rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about telling that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your telling rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny telling pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty telling joke for a great chat response.

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A good Telling pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

    -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

  4. Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

    Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

  5. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

    She : yes. Why ?
    He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  6. I left my WiFi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot

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What is a good Telling pickup line?

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Short and cute telling pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about telling are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

(The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

Hey babe, I know we've never met before

But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

Or is it 10 minutes faster?

Tell me you're a banana

Cause I find you a peeling !

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Smooth Telling pickup line

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

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I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

Tell me if im colorblind but

When i look at you all i see is green flags

I saw you from a distance so I just stopped by to do a wellness check...
But I can already tell you are very well done.

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

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Working Telling tinder opener

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

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Funny telling Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Telling conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on
Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!


What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

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Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

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Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

Are you my wisdom tooth? Cause something inside me is telling me to take you out.

And someone replied to me with a
“what happens to the wisdom tooth after you take it out”

So what should be my reply ?

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

But that can’t be true because it never led me to you

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.

Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

Are you from South Korea?

Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.

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Flirty telling Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Telling pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Mr Sendman! Send me some n**...

Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

My spider-sense is telling me that there's someone dangerously hot standing close to me... oops, it's you!

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

Carry some sugar packets that say “Sugar” in your pocket

Hand it to a cutie and tell them that they must have dropped their name tag.

Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now?

Girl: You're on 4th street.

Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.

I can be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

Are you a mask?

Cause the goverment tells me I should put you on my face everyday

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

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Cringe telling Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.

I love you. Good Morning baby.

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I cannot tell which is more radiant, you or the moon… , I could star at you both all night but you I could hold..

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

I just had someone tell me I have nice toes.

My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

Babe, tell me about yourself, and I can soon build a predictive model around you.

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Telling love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Telling chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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