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Top 50 Telling Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Telling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.

    You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  4. Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

    -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

  5. Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

    Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

  6. He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

    She : yes. Why ?
    He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

  7. I left my WiFi on and it's telling me that you are a hotspot

  8. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  9. Hey babe, I know we've never met before

    But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

  10. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

    Or is it 10 minutes faster?

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Funny telling pickup lines

Tell me you're a banana
Cause I find you a peeling !

Wanna play a game of heads and tails?

You give me head and I'll never tell ;)

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

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Can I name you awesome?

Because I wanna tell everyone that I am fucking awesome

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...
Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that ass id love to clap

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

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Working Telling tinder opener

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy

Can you do it for me

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is bondage?

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.