Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

(The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

Hey babe, I know we've never met before

But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

Or is it 10 minutes faster?

Tell me you're a banana

Cause I find you a peeling !

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

Tell me if im colorblind but

When i look at you all i see is green flags

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

Are you my wisdom tooth? Cause something inside me is telling me to take you out.

And someone replied to me with a
“what happens to the wisdom tooth after you take it out”

So what should be my reply ?

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

But that can’t be true because it never led me to you

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

I can tell the difference between Merlot & Shiraz.

Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

Are you from South Korea?

Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.

Mr Sendman! Send me some n**...

Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

My spider-sense is telling me that there's someone dangerously hot standing close to me... oops, it's you!

Carry some sugar packets that say “Sugar” in your pocket

Hand it to a cutie and tell them that they must have dropped their name tag.

Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now?

Girl: You're on 4th street.

Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.

I can be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

Are you a mask?

Cause the goverment tells me I should put you on my face everyday

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.

I love you. Good Morning baby.

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

I cannot tell which is more radiant, you or the moon… , I could star at you both all night but you I could hold..

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

I just had someone tell me I have nice toes.

My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

Babe, tell me about yourself, and I can soon build a predictive model around you.

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.