How do you like your coffee?

I should really know for tomorrow morning.

Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better

Roses are red, you are a cutie

You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

You’re so dumb...

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

I know I'm trash

But will you be my trashbin?

You know those gaps between your fingers?

I think they were made for mine

Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier

Because I'm totally checking you out

Did you know honey is the only food that won’t spoil?

But I’ll spoil you, honey

Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body?

Wanna wrestle?

Do you know how I like my women ?

Like covid.


19, breath taking and easily spread

Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

Do you know what you have that no one else has?

My Heart

You know what kind of bagel you are?

My everything bagel

Why would I need to know about the solar system?

My whole world revolves around you.

Hey babe, I know we've never met before

But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

Hey girl, I had to hire an architect after seeing your tinder page

Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful

I like c_ddling, you like k_ssing; and we both know exactly what's missing ;)

(U and I)

You like c_ddles and I like k_ssing

And we both know exactly what's missing

Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

Hey Girl, are you a broken compass?

I don't know where I was going with that one.

Knock knock! who’s there? Honeydew.

Honeydew who?
Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

Your number

Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

You know, they say there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way.

And if every single one of them goes out, I wouldn't care because I have you.

Did you know your legs are the word?

Cause I'm tryna spread it.

I know this isn’t a race but…

I’d still let you finish first

Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

Do you know what's on the menu?

Me-n-u ;)

I don’t know what to be for Halloween

Could I be yours?

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now

I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.

Did you know that I'm a firefighter ?

I find them hot and then leave them wet

I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11

I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11

U surely 10

I is the 1 for you

Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

You know what you'd look really beatifull in?

-My arms.

Are you a cute crier or an ugly crier?

Just so I know what to expect when I break your back.

Do you know what's more beautiful than the sunset?

My reflection in your eyes.

Did you have fun with Genshin Impact?

I know a game more fun called Smashin' Impact?

Do you know what's more beautiful than time

That hourglass figure of yours

Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

Idk but I tried googling it

I know how to tie 46 different knots, can we make it 47?

I know looks don’t matter…

…but I can see you brought them just in case.

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

Hey I know we just met this is crazy but go ahead Abduct me baby.

You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

I eat cats if you know what I mean.

You know the website Bookslut? It was named after me.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to s**....

You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

Are you the jigglypuff to my metapod?

... because all I know is how to get hard around you.

Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?

I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date

But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to

Guitarists finger faster, you know.

You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?