Hey girl are we the twin towers?

Cause I feel like we’re gonna go down on eachother

Are you milk?

Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter

I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself.

Because you're a work of art.

Are you Elvis Presley?

Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising

Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Are you a box?

Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection

Hey girl is your name Network?

Cuz i'm feeling a connection with you

Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

You wanna feel my plume?

Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because I'm feeling predatorial.

Are you 16th century France?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Your love is like a smudge, I feel it surround me.

Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

Hey baby, are you comunism?

Cuz i feel an uprising in my lower class...

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

Are you a spell caster?

Because every time I see you in that costume, I feel magically charmed and captivated

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I feel like initiating third impact with you right now.

You must be a Formula 1 driver because you've got me feeling like I'm racing towards your heart!

You must be made of oceanic crust because I feel like you should be sub ducted beneath me.

How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

You know what it feels like to be on m**...? Would you like to?

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

Are you a Gamemaker? Cuz I feel like you’re in control of my fate.

Hey girl you can feel my racket anytime.

One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

Are you my corpus callosum?

Because I feel a connection between the two of us.

I feel clamplete when I have you here in my fins.

I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

It may be -30 outside but when I'm with you it feels like at least freezing.

I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.

Are you Rise Kujikawa? Because I can feel a Lovers social link between us.

Do you play the vibraphone? Because I feel some good vibes between us.

Is your name Circe? Because you make me feel like an animal.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

Knock Knock Who's there? Candice!

Candice Who? Candice be love I'm feeling right now? 

Hey girl, I feel like you and me got some alchemy...

My feelings for you are a renewable resource.

Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.