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Top 29 Emotional Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Emotional pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.

    Wanna read?

  2. I've got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. from "Hold On, We're Going Home"

  3. Are you my emotions?

    Because I want you to be stuffed deep inside of me

  4. Hey girl, are you my homework?

    Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.

    Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

  5. Aye girl, are you emotional baggage?

    Because I’m tryin to take u with me everywhere I go.

  6. Hey girl, are you a poetry?

    Cuz u seems like you're some kinda emotion, which is alluring and yet obscure at the same time.

  7. Although it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotionally compromised me.

  8. Are you Game of Thrones?

    Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.

  9. Say, hypothetically, you was a mango stig, and I was an emotionally conflicted junior with a dying tiktok account...

    Would u lemme hit?

  10. Hey babe, you got a good back?

    Because I want you to carry all my emotional baggage

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Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.


Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.


I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Hey girl, are you my therapist?

Because you seem to only care about my emotions when money is involved.

Has anyone ever told you the secret meeting in the word date?

The A is for the awesome time we'll have,

The T is for the talking We’ll do,

The E is for the emotions you’ll feel

But dont worry, i’ll give you the D later

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Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother.

When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

Emotion is a con man’s sweet spot.

You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

Your eyes are like glimmering oceans of emotion. Suddenly I want to get lost at sea.

In my world, before you
I lived outside my emotions
Didn't know where I was going 'Til that day I found you. (98 Degree)

Rejection can lead to emotional stress, which in turn can cause severe medical problems. So before you turn me down, let’s a get a disability insurance policy in place.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?

You’re flooding my heart with emotions.

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Working Emotional tinder opener

Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson

When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

It's not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.