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Top 50 Situational Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Situational pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  2. But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

  3. My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

  4. There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

  5. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  6. Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.

  7. If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

  8. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  9. There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

  10. What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Funny situational pickup lines

Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Don't worry I just got turing tested.

I will show you my source code if you show me yours.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings.

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

I'll let you mine with my rig any day.

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

Radical intimacies will sustain our movements.

Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.