50 Situational Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Situational rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about situational, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Situational Pickup Lines

A good Situational hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I know a situation where you would come out on top.
Facts vs truth, I did not believe angels exists, and tonight you are the living fact.
My empty space is filled with you in my life.
I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
The only fact in my life is your number.
I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

Short and cute situational pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about situational are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

A day without you is like a night without the moon.

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Come on back to the compactor and let's make a bail.

Save Water. Shower together with me.

Are you a casual dining restaurant? Because babe I want casually eat you up tonight.

You should see the size of the one that got away.

Girl, I would like to occupy the same space as you at the same time.

Cheesy situational Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a c**....

Babe, are you a restaurant? Because you look mighty tasty tonight.

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

Corny situational Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Situational conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

It is often in the darkest skies that we see the brightest stars. And babe you are my star tonight.

Girl, are you a parking space? Because you sure are tight.

When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?

Babe, the party starts when you walked into my hotel room.

Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me h**...

It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.

Girl, you don't need a ticket to park here any time.

Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

You are the sun to my moon. There’s no one else I would rather bang.

You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

A good situational Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Situational hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Astra: You are ready for this situation, right my friends?

Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

How about we go out and just look at the moon?

Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

Sun for the day. Moon for the night. And you for the rest of my life.

Babe, you looking for parking? Because I want to to speed into your dms.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

I am a Shopify Developer, I solve all of your problems to get money.

I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

As a matter of fact, the only one matters is you.

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

I am Shopify Plus, once you go Plus, you never go back.

Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Situational love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Situational chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.