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Top 50 Situational Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Situational pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Situational conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  2. The only fact in my life is your number.

  3. Save Water. Shower together with me.

  4. Girl, I would like to occupy the same space as you at the same time.

  5. Are you a casual dining restaurant? Because babe I want casually eat you up tonight.

  6. Come on back to the compactor and let's make a bail.

  7. I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.

  8. Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

  9. Facts vs truth, I did not believe angels exists, and tonight you are the living fact.

  10. You should see the size of the one that got away.



Funny situational pickup lines

As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!

I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

Feel my wetsuit, it’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material.

My empty space is filled with you in my life.

Sex is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get orgasmic goodies.

A day without you is like a night without the moon.

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.

Girl, you don't need a ticket to park here any time.

It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?

It is often in the darkest skies that we see the brightest stars. And babe you are my star tonight.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me horny

Babe, the party starts when you walked into my hotel room.

Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

Astra: You are ready for this situation, right my friends?

Girl, are you a parking space? Because you sure are tight.