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Top 50 Situational Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Situational pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  2. But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

  3. There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

  4. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  5. Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.

  6. My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

  7. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  8. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  9. If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

  10. Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

Funny situational pickup lines

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Don't worry I just got turing tested.

There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

I will show you my source code if you show me yours.

I'll let you mine with my rig any day.

Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings.

Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

Radical intimacies will sustain our movements.

Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.