The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Situational Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Situational pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Situational tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  2. My empty space is filled with you in my life.

  3. I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

  4. Are you a casual dining restaurant? Because babe I want casually eat you up tonight.

  5. As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!

  6. Feel my wetsuit, it’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material.

Working short situational pickup lines to impress a girl

I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.

Facts vs truth, I did not believe angels exists, and tonight you are the living fact.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

Girl, I would like to occupy the same space as you at the same time.

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Come on back to the compactor and let's make a bail.

Babe, are you a restaurant? Because you look mighty tasty tonight.

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You should see the size of the one that got away.

I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.

Save Water. Shower together with me.

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

The only fact in my life is your number.

A day without you is like a night without the moon.

Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

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You are the sun to my moon. There’s no one else I would rather bang.

It is often in the darkest skies that we see the brightest stars. And babe you are my star tonight.

When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?

Girl, are you a parking space? Because you sure are tight.

Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me horny

Babe, the party starts when you walked into my hotel room.

Astra: You are ready for this situation, right my friends?

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

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Girl, you don't need a ticket to park here any time.

I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

Want to join the 10 meter/30 feet club?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

Do you have a shower? Because you are so hot that I never want to leave you.

Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

Are you Javascript on Shopify? Because I want to test you and render you tonight.

Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

Babe, you looking for parking? Because I want to to speed into your dms.

As a matter of fact, the only one matters is you.

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

How about we go out and just look at the moon?

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Situational phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.