I'm no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

Are you the Phoenix Suns?

Because I never expected you to be this awesome.

Ashley Graham: Everyone expects to be innocent because I’m the president’s daughter, but that isn’t true.

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Ah, so I’m the half that brings the snacks? Perfect! Just don’t expect me to share my fries—those are non-negotiable! 😂

"Excuse me, but is your smile from a fairy tale? It's so enchanting, just like the little one you're expecting."

"Not yet taken? Incredible! With eyes that could outshine the stars, I expected a waiting list."

Roses bloom in your wake, hearts mend and skies above glow bright. Love's touch, in your sight.

I’d say a good dose of laughter and some intriguing chats would be a great start. Let’s keep it light and see where it leads!

"It looks like your presence is more stimulating than I expected, Jenna. Care to explore these thoughts over dinner?"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"I've been praying to meet an angel like you; I only hope I can rise to your heavenly expectations."

Hey girl, are you reddit?

Because I expect you'll go down on me at any moment.

"I don't need your number? Well, that's odd, because my dreams tonight insist they're expecting your call."

"You must be a full moon; you light up my dark world in ways I never expected."

"Oh Olivia, I'm not trying to win, just hoping for a second chance to play the game right."wink

"Well, I was expecting a love guru, but a therapist works too! Ready for my deep-seated fear of broccoli?"

"Honestly, I didn't know what to expect, but then I saw your smile, and everything just fell into place."

"I may not make you blush with words, but I'll make your heart skip a beat."

"I appreciate it! With such a caring message from a gorgeous lady, I might recover faster than expected. How about we celebrate afterwards?"

"Like a delicate bird, your heart I'll never harm, for in your love, I find my charm."

"Are you my expectations? Because you're incredibly high, and I'm determined to rise up and meet you."

You must be my personal trainer, because I'm definitely feeling those endorphins! But don’t expect me to run a marathon anytime soon. 😂🏃‍♂️

Are you an elevator? Because I'd love to push your buttons all night long.

"Honestly, I wasn't expecting to be rendered speechless today, yet here you are, an undeniable vision of desire."

Your expectations make me want to work hard, but I can't focus when you're around.

"Are you a strapon? Because you just elevated my expectations for unforgettable experiences."

If sex is on the menu, you're definitely the appetizer because you're absolutely delicious.

"If focus and hard work are the keys to mastering magic, then consider me enchanted by your expectations."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because I've been standing here for so long, I'm expecting to get fined for waiting."

Can i be your snow storm?

I'll give you a few more inches than you were expecting. leave you a wet mess and make it mildly inconvenient for you to walk the next day.

"I'm afraid my donkey, Miss Muffins got excited when she read 'big ass'. She's now expecting a marriage proposal 😅."

"Oh really? I already told my mom about our engagement. She's expecting us for dinner tomorrow."

"Well, I hope my voice can meet your expectations then. Looking forward to our first call as much as I am?"

Kidnapping? I’ll bring snacks and a playlist. Just don’t expect a getaway car—my bike has a flat tire! 🚴‍♂️💨

"Right back at ya! Just don't expect me to do all the cooking in our imaginary world. My specialty is burnt toast! 😂"

"Are you a prayer? Because I've been eager to meet my expectations, especially if they look as divine as you."

"Is it just me, or are you the live version of the school's annual achievement? Because you're surpassing all expectations!"

"My love for you is like Pi, never-ending and always just a little bit more than expected."

"They say I'm hard to please, but just one smile from you surpasses all my expectations."

"Your charm has me intrigued, but only a captivating conversation will sweep me off my feet, darling."

"It's obvious you have high standards, but I promise, my love for you would exceed your expectations."

"Are you a cock and ball stretcher? Because you've definitely extended my expectations."

"Granted one date, but my charm will leave you scheduling a lifetime of encores."

"Challenge accepted. Let me show you how words can make your heart skip a beat."

If love were a business, you'd be the limbus company - always exceeding expectations.

"Ah, but I believe in the power of my words to make your cheeks bloom with a rosy blush."

Is it hot in here or is it just you? You're making me excited for what's to come.

I’m just looking to enjoy our conversation and see where it leads—maybe share a few laughs and discover some unexpected connections along the way.

"Hmm, are we talking about expectations or a fun challenge? Because I find the idea of exceeding your expectations pretty enticing."

"Well, I may have balls, but only because they match the courage it takes to approach a beauty like you."

"Safely home and thinking about our intriguing conversation. Your sense of humor is more captivating than I expected."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed the bar of my highest expectations."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed in my... expectations for tonight."

Haha, I like to keep things spontaneous. Life's more fun with a little unexpected excitement, don't you think?

Well, sometimes a spontaneous kiss is all it takes to make a moment memorable. What surprised you the most?

"I can't get enough of your allure—should I be expecting a few more tempting photos to fuel my imagination?"

"Are you lightning? 'Cause our connection was so fast, it left me thunderstruck and unable to explain why."

"Are you a surprise gift? Because opening my heart to you keeps revealing layers of joy I never expected."

"Well, good thing I've been stretching daily. Don't want to cramp up while reaching your hug expectations!"

"Oh, Olivia, your sly smile has always been my favorite game to play."

"Mind if I use your phone? God's expecting my call, I've got to report an angel gone AWOL."

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and expecting different results. Well, I'd keep walking into this room hoping you’d notice me."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my mum's expectations!"

"Just like Red Dead Redemption, I've been on a long quest, but I never expected to find a treasure as beautiful as you."

"Are you an IT auditor? Because you've just exceeded my expectations of love at first byte."

"You're like an uncharted galaxy, full of potential discoveries. Would you let me explore forever with you?"

"Hey there, do you always greet people as if they're holiday figures, or am I just special? Hope I'm not expected to deliver presents though!"

"I must be in the wrong script, because I never expected to find someone like you off-screen."

"Challenge accepted! Expect nothing less than top-tier cool from me, just don't blame me if you catch the cool vibes."

"Did you just blink or was that love at first sight? Because suddenly, I have no expectations... but breakfast."

"Darn, with all that laying, you're practically a hen. How many eggs are we expecting?"

Are you expecting sex? Because I can't help but feel drawn to your irresistible charm.

"I expect a magical day with the girl whose personality shines brighter than any star I've ever seen."

"Some connections take time, but with you, I was hooked in a blink. Care to explore this unexpected magic?"

"Looks like that adorable puppy photo did its magic. When should I expect you to bring home a furry friend?"

"Pooja, can I get your digits? My horoscope said 'Expect an important call', and I don't want to keep destiny waiting!"

"Well then, as your new assistant, shall I schedule 'falling for each other' between coffee breaks and lunch?"

"I'll focus on becoming the best mage, as long as you're the enchanting teacher guiding me."

"I’m looking for genuine connections and some fun conversations. Let’s see if we can create some memorable moments together! What do you think?"

"Just a 'Good Morning'? Not even a hint of honey? With your sweetness, I was expecting a 'Good morning, honey'."

"Don't worry, the disappointment ends now. I'm [Your Name], here to make sure you always smile."

"Judging by your nickname, I expected someone cool. But wow, you're not just cool, you're positively sizzling."

"Are you a baking recipe? Coz I'm falling in loaf at the yeast expected moment."

"Are you a cursed technique? Because you've just enchanted my heart in ways I never expected."

"In the dance of give and take, your heart I'll always cherish, for your love, I'll never squander or perish."

Oh, I just wanted to keep you on your toes! Can't let things get too predictable, right? By the way, your smile is absolutely dazzling. 😊

"Your 'no' just told me you've got standards. Challenge accepted, because I aim to exceed expectations."

"Yeah? Just ‘yeah’? I expected a more exciting response from someone as captivating as you. What else is on your mind? 😉"

"Is your name 'speedy'? Because in the marathon of love, you'd make me cross the finish line faster than expected."

Haha, no tricks here! My letters are as straightforward as my cooking—expect a little chaos and many laughable moments!

"Romantic, huh? So when should I expect the singing telegram serenade?"

"Honestly, I’m all about enjoying the moment and seeing where this journey takes us. How about you? What sparks your excitement?"

"I've been praying for an angel, but with you, it seems heaven's expectations have been exceeded."

"Dream sweetly tonight, but with me in them, expect a sprinkle of sultry rain."

Are you an elevator?

Cause my expectations go down every time I look at you.

Gotta keep you on your toes! Expect the unexpected with me. 😏 Where do we go from here?

"Are you a spellbook? Because I can't stop studying every intricate detail of your charm."

"Are you expecting sex? Because I must say, you're the most irresistible temptation around here."

"Honestly, I'm just excited to explore our chemistry and see where this adventure takes us. No pressure, just good vibes and great conversation!"

Your grace like a gentle stream, healing wounds and stitching dreams. In your love, all beams.

"I appreciate your confidence, but it’ll take more than charm to earn my swoon—care to try?"

Are you my parents expectation?

Because I will never be good enough for you

"Swipe right if you're ready for a man who can match your beauty, and exceed your expectations in adventure."

"Totally! Sometimes it’s about building that connection first; love often finds its way when you least expect it, like a pleasant surprise."

"Consider our first date an audition, where I'll prove why I deserve the leading role in your forever."

"Drinks, eh? On our date, should I expect more spillage on your dress or controversial opinions spilled on the table?"

Are you a shooting star? Because you've lit up my night in ways I didn't expect.

"Expect nothing but the best treatment. I'll make sure you have an unforgettable experience, filled with laughter and good vibes."

Right? I wasn’t expecting to find someone as interesting as you here. You definitely bring some charm to this app!

"You sure know how to set expectations high, but I have a feeling you'll exceed them."

"Kabhi try toh karne do, ho sakta hai main tumhare expectations ko bhi utha loon!"

"Are you a yaoi manga? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of unrealistic romantic expectations!"

"I've been praying to meet an angel like you, now that you're here, can I fulfil your heavenly expectations?"

As long as you don't expect me to magically turn everything I touch into gold, count me in!😂

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed my bar of expectations with honors."

"Well, that's a relief! I was worried you'd expect me to fit into a tuxedo by Saturday."

"Well, you've got the height advantage for sure! Pleasure to meet your expectations, madam. And you must be the lady who makes this place shine?"

"A delightful thought indeed! Careful now, or I might start expecting breakfast in bed too. 😏"

"Hey yourself! Didn't expect to come across someone as enchanting as you today. This must be my lucky day, don't you think?"

"Do you think you like that? Because I would love the chance to exceed your expectations daily."

Honestly, I’m just looking to enjoy our conversation and see where the vibe takes us. A little fun mixed with genuine connection sounds perfect.

"Is it just me, or are you expecting sex? Because I can't stop thinking about ravishing you."

"Challenge accepted! How about I make you smile first and then see if we can work on that blush?"

"Are you a ruler? Because you just measured up to all my expectations of cuteness!"

"Sounds like an adventure! Who's playing the lead role in this upcoming biopic, should I expect an Oscar-worthy performance?"

Are you expecting sex? Because girl, you've got me all hot and bothered just looking at you.

"Rumor has it you're expecting our encounter. Just imagine how it feels when I whisper sweet nothings in your ear."