Top 22 Dropped Standards Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dropped Standards pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one
I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit
Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
The foot ball one
*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled -
Excuse me, you dropped something...
...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist
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*taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.
Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).
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I think you dropped something
What?
Your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date? -
Hey you dropped something..
Hopefully your standards. what’s up
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Hey, did you hear that sound?
"What sound?"/"What?"/etc
I think I just heard the sound of you dropping your standards. -
So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?" -
Hey, you dropped something.
Her: "What?"
Your standards. Hi I'm /u/Rinnegale, nice to meet you. -
Excuse me, I think you dropped something...
It was your standards, Hello my name is _______
Funny dropped standards pickup lines
Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.
She looks down and then back to you
Your standards. Hi my name is...
Hey girl, you dropped something.
G: "what"
Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."
Hey I think you dropped something
Your standards, hi I’m (name)
Hey, did you drop something?
Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards
Me: Hey you drop something
Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)
Hey girl you dropped something.
"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"
Did you drop something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m u/Yeeetboiii
It was maybe already here but well..
Did you drop something
Hopefully your standards
Hy there you drop something!
Your standards, my I have your number.
Hey I think you dropped something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m Ben
Hey girl, did you drop something?
(She looks around) I don’t think so...
Yes you did, you dropped your standards. Hi, I’m Ethan!