Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

We do not take any responsibility if you get rejected.

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire!
Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

You look familiar comeback: That's because I have rejected you many times already.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

You're so beautiful that I clearly see rejection for me in your eyes!

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?

Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

The only despair I feel now is your possible rejection, don’t break my heart.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

"I've just been rejected but seeing you, it feels like destiny has led me to something far better."

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Rica, my past feelings may have changed, but my appreciation for your strength and fire hasn't."

"Your privacy settings might have rejected my follow, but how about we connect over coffee instead?"

"Rica, I'm not trying to hold onto the past, I'm reaching out to a future where you're smiling with me."

"Rejection only makes the next conversation sweeter, could yours be the one to prove me right?"

"Rica, your charm may intimidate others, but to me, it's just a reminder of why I fell for you before."

"Rejections are just detours, leading me to someone as stunning as you. Shall we explore this new route together?"

"Your follow request rejection is my motivation, how about we turn it into a beautiful conversation?"

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

"Rica, my feelings for you never faded, just like the stars that always shine, no matter how dark the sky is."

"I've moved on, Rica - from old mistakes to new possibilities. Let's make history, not heartbreak."

"Good, because my astronaut application got rejected anyway. Something about 'too handsome to float in space.' Hard life, right?"

"Just brushed off a little rejection, but your smile makes me believe in second chances."

"Rica, I'm not staring because I'm stuck in the past, I'm simply admiring the future we could rewrite together."

"I may have missed a chance earlier, but how about we turn my luck with a beautiful smile like yours?"

"Rica, I moved on from us, not you. Your charm is irresistible, and no popularity changes that."

"Your smile just made me realize, every 'no' is only a stepping stone to a beautiful 'yes'."

Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

"I may have just faced rejection, but your smile makes me believe in second chances."

"Just got turned down, but spotting you here makes me think it was actually a lucky escape."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the maze of your endless rejection."

"Your popularity may be new, Rica, but my feelings for you never got old."

"Rica, I've moved on, but couldn't ignore the shine from your popularity. Some lights can't be dimmed."

"Rica, I was merely admiring the change. It's intriguing how popularity can transform a person, isn't it?"

Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Comeback: Okay, get out!!!

"Are you a library book? 'Cause I've been checking you out in silence, scared of overdue fines and rejection."

"Just like a shooting star, one miss doesn't mean I stop making wishes. Would you grant me one tonight?"

"Believe me, your follow button might have rejected me, but my heart will never stop following you."

"Their loss, my gain. Your simple smile ignites passions they clearly couldn't handle."

"Don't flatter yourself, Rica. I'm just checking on how my decisions from the past turned out."