50 Rejections Pick Up lines

Are you turned down by girls or guys? Use these Rejections Pick Up Lines to help you pick up the girls who have already rejected you. Get the girl of your dreams by turning the tables around. These clever and cheesy pick up lines are just what you need.

Best Working Rejections Pickup Lines

A good Rejections hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You must be a p > 0.05 because I fail to reject you
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.
Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

Short and cute rejections pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about rejections are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Cheesy rejections Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Corny rejections Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Rejections conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

A good rejections Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Rejections hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

We do not take any responsibility if you get rejected.

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire!
Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

You look familiar comeback: That's because I have rejected you many times already.

You're so beautiful that I clearly see rejection for me in your eyes!

[Halloween Special] Dress up as Doctor Strange "Excuse me what's your name?"

Her: Jessica.

You: Jessica, I've come to bargain.



Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?

Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

The only despair I feel now is your possible rejection, don’t break my heart.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Rejections love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Rejections chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.