Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

We do not take any responsibility if you get rejected.

Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire!
Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

You look familiar comeback: That's because I have rejected you many times already.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

You're so beautiful that I clearly see rejection for me in your eyes!

Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?

Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

The only despair I feel now is your possible rejection, don’t break my heart.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

"Are you Hitler? Because you command my attention like no one else, mein Führer of love."

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"I've just been rejected but seeing you, it feels like destiny has led me to something far better."

"If I threw you in the trash, even the raccoons would protest your departure!"

"Your follow request rejection was a plot twist but how about we start a new chapter over coffee?"

"Your privacy settings might have rejected my follow, but how about we connect over coffee instead?"

"Rica, I'm not trying to hold onto the past, I'm reaching out to a future where you're smiling with me."

"Rica, my past feelings may have changed, but my appreciation for your strength and fire hasn't."

"Rejection only makes the next conversation sweeter, could yours be the one to prove me right?"

"Rica, your charm may intimidate others, but to me, it's just a reminder of why I fell for you before."

"Are you a Stray Kids song? Because every time I hear you, my heart goes 'dan dan dan!'"

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your unique beauty."

Your smile in the lens reflects, a beauty that no one rejects.

"Rejections are just detours, leading me to someone as stunning as you. Shall we explore this new route together?"

"Rica, my feelings for you never faded, just like the stars that always shine, no matter how dark the sky is."

"Good, because my astronaut application got rejected anyway. Something about 'too handsome to float in space.' Hard life, right?"

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

"Just brushed off a little rejection, but your smile makes me believe in second chances."

"I've moved on, Rica - from old mistakes to new possibilities. Let's make history, not heartbreak."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... but I'll probably get rejected."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have denied me twice, but I'm still interested in investing.

"Rica, our history doesn't define us, but it's a great place to start rewriting our story."

"Are you a trash can? Because even garbage runs away from me when I try to take it out!"

"Kath, I must be a library because I'm totally checking you out—even if you rejected me!"

"Your smile just made me realize, every 'no' is only a stepping stone to a beautiful 'yes'."

"Rica, I'm not staring because I'm stuck in the past, I'm simply admiring the future we could rewrite together."

"I may have missed a chance earlier, but how about we turn my luck with a beautiful smile like yours?"

"I may have just faced rejection, but your smile makes me believe in second chances."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the maze of your endless rejection."

"Just got turned down, but spotting you here makes me think it was actually a lucky escape."

"Rica, I was merely admiring the change. It's intriguing how popularity can transform a person, isn't it?"

"Rica, I've moved on, but couldn't ignore the shine from your popularity. Some lights can't be dimmed."

"Your popularity may be new, Rica, but my feelings for you never got old."

Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

"Your follow request rejection has more charisma than my entire profile, how about we change that over dinner?"

"Are you Hitler? Because you've captured my art and I'm falling for your command."

Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Comeback: Okay, get out!!!

"Just like a shooting star, one miss doesn't mean I stop making wishes. Would you grant me one tonight?"

"Believe me, your follow button might have rejected me, but my heart will never stop following you."

"Are you a library book? 'Cause I've been checking you out in silence, scared of overdue fines and rejection."

"Are you made of recycling? Because even garbage won't reject your charming personality!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my chance of being rejected!"

"Even if you were a rejected artist, to me you'll always be a masterpiece waiting to be explored."

"Our love could be like a jellyfish, beautiful and mysterious, just don't sting me with rejection."

"Their loss, my gain. Your simple smile ignites passions they clearly couldn't handle."

"Are you a stray cat? Because I’d never throw you in the garbage—you're too precious for that!"

"Are you Hitler's art teacher? Cause just like him, I'm drawn to your rejection."

"My love for you is no Reich-iculous joke, it's like a masterpiece Hitler himself couldn't resist."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm pretty sure you landed on my ex's foot.

Line: I can tell how much you want me.
Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!

Is your name Django? Because the 'D' is silent, just like my fear of rejection.

"Rica, our past has its scars, but I'd rather dance with a lioness than chase docile deer. You're still the fiercest one in my eyes."

"Just bounced back from a minor setback, how about we turn my night around with your beautiful smile?"

"Your popularity doesn't intimidate me, Rica. Because I remember when your smile was my world's biggest attraction."

"Rica, seeing you blush reminds me of why I fell for you, I'm just trying to fall again."

"Rica, I moved on from us, but never from admiring your strength to stand alone against all odds."

"Rica, they say time heals all wounds, but yours made me stronger. Let's turn the past into a beautiful present."

"If rejection is a temporary setback, I'd be willing to wait for the grand finale with you."

"Even in rejection, your grace shines bright,
For you are a star in my darkest night."

"I've just been introduced to the art of bouncing back, care to be my inspiration with a drink?"

Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you. Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.

"Are you an artist, Adolf? Because you've painted my world with passion and desire."

"I see your anger not as rejection but a challenge to be a better man, shall we redefine this story together?"

Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

"If you throw me in the garbage, I promise to come back as the finest recycling—too good to waste!"

"If beauty was garbage, I'd never throw you away—I'd just compost you for the rest of my life!"

"I assure you, Rica, it's pure academic intrigue. Your popularity is a fascinating sociological study."

"Rica, I moved on from us, but never from the respect and admiration I hold for you."

"I may not be a Jew, but I'd still follow your orders in the bedroom, Commander."

"I've just experienced a setback, but your dazzling eyes tell me it's time for a comeback."

"Rica, whether you accept me or not doesn't change the fact that you still have the most captivating smile."

"I'm not a poor guy, Rica. I just appreciate beauty when I see it."

"Are you a piece of garbage? Because even trash wouldn't want to toss you aside!"

"Rica, you've become the sun in this school - bright, hot and impossible for anyone to reach...but I've always been good at defying impossibilities."

"I might've been turned down before, but since I saw you, I feel like my luck is about to change."

"You're definitely not as dull as the others, Rica. I was simply admiring your transformation. Quite the ice queen, aren't you?"

"Rica, couldn't help but notice your smile across the room - it lights up any place, not just my heart."

"It's not about wanting you back, Rica. It's about truly appreciating who you've become, fierce and all."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you say you'll never smile at me, I see a challenge not a rejection."

"If I threw you in the trash, you’d be the only one with a recycling plan!"

"My last attempt at love may have missed the mark, but meeting you feels like hitting the bullseye."

I may have struck out once, but I'm willing to take another swing for you.

"Rica, I look at you not because I'm stuck in the past, but because your radiance outshines the present."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you just rejected a gem like me twice.

"Your popularity isn't what caught my eye, Rica. It's the way you've grown stronger and fiercer after our split."

"I may have stumbled with my first proposal, but I won't give up on winning your heart."

"Oh, Rica, I'm just admiring the drastic transformation you've undergone. Zero to Cruella real quick, huh?"

"Hey Kath, if your smile was a book, I'd read it cover to cover every night."

I was wondering if I'd ask you out...

... Then how would you reject me?

Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
Woman: It’s in the phone book.
Man: But I don’t know your name.
Woman: That’s in the phone book too.

Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Away from you.

Line: I have a boyfriend.
Comeback: I have a math test.
Line: What?
Comeback: Oh, I thought were talking about things that dont matter to us.

Roses are red, violets are blue

If you were a null hypothesis, I would fail to reject you