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Following is our collection of Rejecting chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Man: Haven’t we met before?
    Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  2. Line: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    Comeback: Yeah, just don’t stop this time.

  3. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
    Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
    Woman: What?
    Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  4. Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
    Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.

  5. Line: I know how to please a woman/man.
    Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

  6. Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
    Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  7. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  8. Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  9. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  10. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

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Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Line: Can I have your name?
Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Line: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.
Comeback: Are you from Illinois? Cause you’re ill-annoying me.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.