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Top 16 Disappointed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Disappointed pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Disappointed tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm no weather man but

    You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  2. Blood Hunter: You have disappointments... I have solutions.

  3. Scrolling through your profile is like playing cards

    I hope for a queen and I never get disappointed

  4. I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

  5. They say reality is often disappointing

    Then whose imagination are you?

  6. Hey you can't be real

    Because reality is often disappointing

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Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

You better not be expecting 12 inches tonight

Or else you’ll be disappointed

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

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Hey baby you can call me Ronald Reagan

..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones

You know I’m a little disappointed
I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)

If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because that would be a disappointment. Americans are brusque.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Disappointed phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.