"You've got a taste for charming bad boys, but how about a genuine good guy who's irresistibly into you?"

"Believing I disappoint is like thinking stars can't shine, with you, even the impossible becomes possible."

"Seems like my friend was too much too soon, how about we start with a simple conversation over coffee?"

"Well, isn't that intriguing? Let's start with a mix of passion and curiosity. I promise you won't be disappointed."

"Well, I hope your Netflix account won't get jealous when I steal you away for an epic romance. Consider me your auditioning superstar."

They say reality is often disappointing

Then whose imagination are you?

"Well, let's spin that universe around, shall we? Your smile could outshine the stars, after all."

"You're ready to see me fail? Well, prepare to be disappointed, just like when you search for a better date than me."

"Sounds intense! What say we rewrite those starry disappointments with some explosive chemistry between us?"

"Quite the conversation starter! But no, sorry to disappoint – I'm just a humble guy searching for someone special."

"Seems like men have disappointed you, how about a conversation with someone who'll prioritize your smiles over cliches?"

"I saw you rolling your eyes, but trust me, my charm isn't as overwhelming as my friend's."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, the rest of the world disappears and never disappoints."

"I'm like a magician, why don't you have a peek at my wand? I assure you, it won't disappoint."

"Valentine's day might disappoint, but how about we create our own special day that never lets us down?"

"If you think I disappoint, then let me correct that with a night full of laughter and sweet surprises."

"Macy, our parents thought we'd look good together long before popularity mattered. Let's not disappoint them."

"My friend may be a chick magnet, but I'm more interested in gravity - the kind that pulls two unique souls together."

"Dare to unlock the mystery box of excitement with me? Your freaky side won't be disappointed."

"That's intriguing! How about we start with a pilot episode of 'our thing' and see if it gets picked up for a full season?"

"Hey, let's try shifting our cosmic energy. Remember, every disappointment is a stepping stone to a fantastic new experience."

"Are you a magic trick? Because every time I look at you, disappointment disappears."

"Do you have a map? Because in the maze of life's disappointments, I've found joy in your smile."

"Excuse me, but it seems most guys can't keep up. How about we change pace, and you join a conversation worth your time?"

"Life may have disappointed you, darling, but in my world, you'd be the only thing worth living for."

"I noticed your disappointment - many can't match your conversational elegance. Shall we try something more intellectually stimulating?"

"Well, the universe can be mysterious, but there's always a star in the darkness. Let's uncover that together."

Hey you can't be real

Because reality is often disappointing

"Disappointment isn't in my dictionary, sweetheart. Only dedication to making each moment with you unforgettable."

"You thought I'd disappoint, but darling, I'm like a surprise party, always more fun than you expect."

"Chairs may disappoint, but my face not only guarantees comfort but appreciation for the masterpiece that you are."

"Chairs might disappoint, but darling, my face promises comfort and pleasure that only a beauty like you deserves."

"I apologize for falling short earlier, but it's tough to keep up when you're as captivating as you are, would you mind slowing down?"

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

"You think I disappoint? Just like the moon among stars, with you, I promise to always outshine any expectation."

"Darling, chairs might disappoint, but my face? It's the VIP seat to heaven."

"Pardon my awkwardness, but your smile disarms my eloquence. May I have a second chance to match your conversation smoothness?"

You better not be expecting 12 inches tonight

Or else you’ll be disappointed

"Well, if the universe can't comprehend it, then let me be your galaxy. I promise to turn that disappointment into pure delight."

"Girlfriend? Sorry to disappoint, but the only serious relationship I have is with my Netflix account. But I'm open to auditions."

"Believe me, the only thing disappointing about us would be if we never gave 'us' a chance."

"I wouldn't dream of letting you down, darling. My only aim is to elevate your hopes and happiness."

"Do you believe in fate? Because I think you just met the one guy who never disappoints."

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey girl, I'm USB Type C

I can put it in either side and it'll work. I won't disappoint you like micro USB. :P

You know I’m a little disappointed

I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)

Hey baby you can call me Ronald Reagan

..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones

If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.

Are you from Tennessee? Because that would be a disappointment. Americans are brusque.