Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Hey girl, are you free tonight?

Cuz im broke...🥲

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

Can you bring me to the doctor

Because i broke my leg falling for you

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

Babe don't worry. I just broke a monitor and I am ready to speed with shields on.

Hey do you have an extra Plumbob? Mine broke when I fell for you!

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

"Is that a badminton racket in your pocket, or are you just excited about our potential love match?"

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

If promises were kisses, I'd never break one with you.

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes after you "broke up" with me.

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke

"Can't afford dinner? Well, I can't afford to let a stunning girl like you go home hungry... or unsatisfied."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"I guess you broke your vow not to break hearts, because this Valentine's, mine skips a beat for you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've been fine all day... and I'm broke."

It's important to prioritize your own happiness too. Don't lose sight of what makes you tick while waiting for someone else.

"If I had to pay a price for your smile, I'd go broke—because it's priceless, babe."

"Even with my broken heart, it still beats faster every time I see your smile."

Can't wait to be your broke travel buddy! We'll just hop on imaginary flights and have adventures in our minds! 😂

"I'm really sorry about your breakup. Remember, every ending is just a new beginning in disguise. Maybe we're the beginning of something great?"

"I'm sorry to hear that. But as they say, when one door closes, another opens. Care to explore this new path with some company?"

"My heart shattered, yet it sings, for your love gives it wings."

"Looks like your DM's broke, may I fix it with a direct line to my heart?"

"Ever rode a Hayabusa? Because when I fell for you, I definitely broke the speed of love!"

My old bed broke

Can I sleep in yours instead?

"Your creativity score was 1010, but my attraction to you definitely broke the scale."

I understand how it feels when someone you love treats you like a friend. It's tough, but stay strong. You deserve someone who knows your worth.

"Have you been skipping meals? Because your body is a feast that's far more delectable than any five-star cuisine."

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to decode Shakespeare together? Maybe we're another classic tale waiting for a better ending."

"Toxic? Nah, just a fiery soul with a passionate heart. How about we rewrite that story over coffee sometime?"

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist...or just when you fell from heaven?"

"That's unfortunate. But hey, every end is just a new beginning, right? We could start by being good friends."

Haha, sounds like you have a dedicated fan club forming! But don't worry, I promise not to block you... at least not three times. 😉

"If being broke made you this beautiful, I can't wait to see what success looks like on you."

"Your parents' masterpiece unrivaled, in your charm I'm caught, they surely broke the mold when such perfection they wrought."

"Your smile is so powerful, it could mend any broken heart. Care to work that magic on mine?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because I think I just broke my knee falling for you."

"Kaylee, our story ended abruptly... but unfinished stories are often the best ones, wouldn't you agree?"

"Are you a badminton shuttlecock? Because my heart keeps jumping for each flick of your charm."

"Heartbreak can sting, but it also shapes us! Let’s swap tales and see if we can mend our own narratives together."

"Are you a band-aid? Because I just fell for you and I need something to patch up this broken heart."

"Wow, your photo just broke the internet! I hope you have the backup ready... just in case it crashes from all that charm! 😄"

Haha, true! I guess that makes me the night owl on a caffeine high—always awake but somehow still broke!

If bad times were currency, I'd be broke - spending all my moments with you instead.

Haha, well, I might not be rich, but my personality is worth at least a cup of coffee! What’s your go-to order?

"Well, I certainly didn't intend to ruffle any feathers. Let's just focus on English class today, shall we?"

"Are you a prison escape plan? Because my heart just broke out when I saw you!"

"Home safe! Basically broke world records avoiding creepy night crawlers...I'm talking about bugs, not zombies."

"Is your heart as hungry as you are? Because it's feeding my desire to make you my queen."

"Is your cube missing a piece? Because I think you just completed my puzzle, handsome."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because when I saw you, my heart beat broke its 2-minute record."

"That's tough, nobody deserves to feel heartbreak. But remember, clouds are temporary, sunshine's forever. So, what do you enjoy doing to lift your spirits?"

"Plaster for my heartache, you are an art, in the canvas of my life, you're the most beautiful part."

True! But money can’t buy charisma. Luckily, I've got enough of that to keep us entertained—free show guaranteed! 🎭

"If I had a dollar for every time your smile took my breath away, I'd still be broke from your beauty."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember when we used to discuss more than just English literature together? I miss that."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

"Even though you promised to break my heart, instead, you've captivated it with your enchanting charm this Valentine's."

"You promised not to shatter hearts, but this Valentine's, mine is definitely cracked wide open by your charm."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in literature? Maybe it's time we found one in our story."

"Your badminton serve may be ace, but your smile is definitely match point, blondie."

"Though my heart broke, love spilled for you so pure, like a verse in a timeless poetic allure."

"Isn't it ironic, Kaylee? We're studying past tense but somehow, I'm still stuck in the present with you."

Your ability to see the best in people is truly inspiring. You have a heart of gold.

"Oh no, sounds like a tough time. Remember, your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

"Going broke, huh? Good thing my investment portfolio is managed by Cupid & Co."

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

"You broke the promise of breaking my heart, yet mended it with your sweet smile this Valentine's."

"Heart torn asunder, my love overflows, your charm mends the pieces and it's you my heart chose."

"Are you on a budget diet? Because your curves are more enticing than the most expensive delicacy in town."

"You may have broken your promise, but you've mended my heart in such a beautiful way this Valentine's Day."

"Dating you is like going broke? Perfect! I've always loved priceless experiences over material possessions."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong...I mean my GPS broke and you're my new destination."

"Are you a prison escape plan? Because you just broke into my heart and left me wanting more."

"Oh no, that's tough! Remember, you're like a book - too complex to be judged by its cover. Looking forward to unveiling your chapters."

I hope your karate skills include breaking through tough defenses, because you just broke through mine.

"Forgive my intrusion, Kaylee. But don't we owe it to our past 4 months to at least share a conversation?"

I get it, love can be complicated. But don't worry, I'll make sure to treat you like the queen you are. Let's make new memories together.

"If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still be broke...because gingers are priceless!"

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"That's unfortunate. But hey, every ending is a chance for a new beginning. So, what's one thing that always makes you smile?"

"My heart broke, but the love spilling out is all for you - care to take a swim in my affections?"

"This Valentine's, you promised a heartbreak, but all you did was make mine skip a beat."

Oh, perfect! I'm here to distract myself too... I just broke up with my imaginary girlfriend. It was rough.

"If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to take off your nips, I'd still be broke!"

Your strength and understanding are truly remarkable. Waiting for someone to find themselves takes courage. You deserve love that never falters.

"Let's not dwell on past chapters, Kaylee. How about we start a new page... maybe even a sequel?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I brushed my hair, I'd still be broke. Can't tame this wild mane, it has a life of its own."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Breakups can be tough, but they often lead us to something better. Like this conversation, perhaps?"

"Is your name Badminton? Because my heart keeps swinging towards you every time I see your blonde hair."

"Is your heart a cube, mate? Because I'm falling for every angle."

"Did you just break me like my diet? Cause I feel like I've lost all control when it comes to you."

"Solving a Rubik's cube is tough, but not as tough as trying to resist a handsome British guy like you."

"Hey, I think your DMs are broken, but your beauty definitely broke my scale. Can we fix things over coffee?"

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

"From this broken heart, love spills, for you alone, my soul thrills."

"I'm sorry to hear about your breakup, sounds like he failed to see the masterpiece he had. Let's focus on the brighter side ahead."

"Girl, you're a gem! Don't wait around for someone who can't even find themselves at the gym, let alone in a relationship. Keep shining bright without him! ✨"

True, but I promise I’m not broke in spirit! What’s your favorite way to splurge on a non-existent budget?

"Your right wrist may have broken thrice, but my heart broke the moment I saw you."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to share notes? How about we start sharing moments again, instead?"

"Hey, is it true that blondes have more fun? Because watching you solve that cube instantly brightened my day."

"You just broke me, but your laughter sounds like the sweetest repair kit I've ever known."

My bbq broke mind helping out?

Cause you are smoking hot.

"Did you hear about the turtle who broke up with his girlfriend? He said it was because she wouldn't shell out for love."

"Your beauty is the bandage healing my heartbreak; my love for you spills over, can you feel the overflow?"

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. You're so stunning, it's like a spell just broke my virginity.

"Darling, my heart cracked wide open and only your love can mend it back together."

"My heart shattered, love for you spills, like a quaking river, your beauty my world fills."

"My heart lay shattered, yet love for you is brimming, your radiance alone makes life worth living."

"Are you a loan from a bank? Because you've got my interest, even though I'm broke."

"If I could pay you for your time, I'd be broke by now. You're just too captivating."

Haha, broke? I prefer the term "financially challenged." But hey, at least my personality is still in the top tax bracket! 😄

"Kaylee, I may not be the best at English, but I've always been fluent in 'us', care to relearn the language together?"

Are you the imposter? Because you just broke me.

I admire your patience and understanding. You deserve someone who values your time and love. You're amazing.

"Just like a broken mirror, you reflect beauty even in the pieces of my shattered heart."

"Remember when we used to find metaphors in everything, Kaylee? Well, our story isn't finished yet."

Haha, well if you find that sheikh, see if he's got a brother looking for a broke but charming sidekick! 😂

"So, dating you is like going broke? Well, I've always been reckless with my heart's budget anyway."

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

"Are you a BTS song? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I just broke the Billboard charts."

"Are you a Rubik's cube? Because the more I play, the more I get lost in your British charm."