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Top 37 Broke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Broke chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Did it hurt?

    When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell?

  2. Can you take me to the doctor?

    Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

  3. You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

  4. I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

  5. What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

  6. I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

  7. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

  9. Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

  10. I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

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Can you bring me to the doctor
Because i broke my leg falling for you

Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie

Are you in my world?
Cuz I wanna see your coordinates and see your diamonds please I’m broke and someone griefed my house and stole my diamond

I’m a fat broke piece of shit, but

I have cocaine!

Any lines for a guy in a cast?

Broke my wrist and ended up in a cast. Wonderin if you guys have any lines that are cast related?

Hey wanna ha-

Damn it! My water heater broke! Wanna come put the hot in my shower!

You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed

- Day 59

Hey girl,

I'm a mechanic. I understand your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.

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Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm?
She: sure
Me: falling for you
She: that was pretty good
Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you

I broke my bed

Can i sleep in yours?

Sorry, I’m broke so I can’t buy you anything

But you can have my virginity

I think I broke my arm falling for you

But I’ll still be there to pick you up. 6:00 okay?

I think when we met there were crossed-stars. Do you happen to know anything about cars? Don't panic. I don't think every lesbian is a mechanic. But I just got home after a long-ass expedition. My car broke down couldn't remix the ignition.

Mami, cuando te hicieron se rompió el molde
(Honey, they broke the mold when they created you)

My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

Black Friday = Broke Saturday

Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

You shouldn't care that I'm broke. Didn't you see Titanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned.

I think I just broke the omer. Because when I saw you my heart sang.

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.