Top 48 Broke Pick Up lines

Are you broke and need a pick up line to flirt with that hot girl or guy? Use these pick up lines about being broke to help you land that hot date. These pick up lines about being broke are perfect to help you pick up. Funny and cheesy broke pick up lines for any situation.

*Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)
Can you take me to the doctor?

Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)
You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.
I beat the game

I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?
I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?
What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

Working short broke pickup lines to impress a girl

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Hey girl, are you free tonight?
Cuz im broke...🥲

Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.

broke Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

Can you bring me to the doctor

Because i broke my leg falling for you

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

Babe don't worry. I just broke a monitor and I am ready to speed with shields on.

Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower!

broke Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke

I'm a mechanic. Your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

My old bed broke

Can I sleep in yours instead?

My bbq broke mind helping out?
Cause you are smoking hot.

Are you the imposter? Because you just broke me.

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.

I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie

Are you in my world?

Cuz I wanna see your coordinates and see your diamonds please I’m broke and someone griefed my house and stole my diamond

Any lines for a guy in a cast?

Broke my wrist and ended up in a cast. Wonderin if you guys have any lines that are cast related?

I broke my bed

Can i sleep in yours?

broke Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Sorry, I’m broke so I can’t buy you anything

But you can have my virginity

Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm?
She: sure
Me: falling for you
She: that was pretty good
Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you

I think I broke my arm falling for you

But I’ll still be there to pick you up. 6:00 okay?

Hey girl,

I'm a mechanic. I understand your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed

- Day 59

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

I think when we met there were crossed-stars. Do you happen to know anything about cars? Don't panic. I don't think every lesbian is a mechanic. But I just got home after a long-ass expedition. My car broke down couldn't remix the ignition.

Mami, cuando te hicieron se rompió el molde
(Honey, they broke the mold when they created you)

My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

Black Friday = Broke Saturday

I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.

Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

You shouldn't care that I'm broke. Didn't you see Titanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned.

I think I just broke the omer. Because when I saw you my heart sang.

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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Broke phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.