Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Hey girl, are you free tonight?

Cuz im broke...🥲

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

Can you bring me to the doctor

Because i broke my leg falling for you

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Babe don't worry. I just broke a monitor and I am ready to speed with shields on.

Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

Hey do you have an extra Plumbob? Mine broke when I fell for you!

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my GPS broke and it's set to 'Bar & Beauty'."

"Is that a badminton racket in your pocket, or are you just excited about our potential love match?"

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke

"I guess you broke your vow not to break hearts, because this Valentine's, mine skips a beat for you."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"I'm sorry to hear that. But as they say, when one door closes, another opens. Care to explore this new path with some company?"

I'm a mechanic. Your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

"I'm really sorry about your breakup. Remember, every ending is just a new beginning in disguise. Maybe we're the beginning of something great?"

"Even with my broken heart, it still beats faster every time I see your smile."

"Ever rode a Hayabusa? Because when I fell for you, I definitely broke the speed of love!"

"Have you been skipping meals? Because your body is a feast that's far more delectable than any five-star cuisine."

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to decode Shakespeare together? Maybe we're another classic tale waiting for a better ending."

My old bed broke

Can I sleep in yours instead?

"My heart shattered, yet it sings, for your love gives it wings."

"Your creativity score was 1010, but my attraction to you definitely broke the scale."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist...or just when you fell from heaven?"

"That's unfortunate. But hey, every end is just a new beginning, right? We could start by being good friends."

"Would love to, but my pet unicorn broke its horn. Emergency glitter surgery required. Rain check?"

"Are you a badminton shuttlecock? Because my heart keeps jumping for each flick of your charm."

"Your parents' masterpiece unrivaled, in your charm I'm caught, they surely broke the mold when such perfection they wrought."

"Kaylee, our story ended abruptly... but unfinished stories are often the best ones, wouldn't you agree?"

"Your smile is so powerful, it could mend any broken heart. Care to work that magic on mine?"

"Are you a band-aid? Because I just fell for you and I need something to patch up this broken heart."

"Well, I certainly didn't intend to ruffle any feathers. Let's just focus on English class today, shall we?"

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

"Is your cube missing a piece? Because I think you just completed my puzzle, handsome."

"So, Kaylee, I see you've mastered the art of playing hard to read. Can't resist a good challenge."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because when I saw you, my heart beat broke its 2-minute record."

"Plaster for my heartache, you are an art, in the canvas of my life, you're the most beautiful part."

"Home safe! Basically broke world records avoiding creepy night crawlers...I'm talking about bugs, not zombies."

"That's tough, nobody deserves to feel heartbreak. But remember, clouds are temporary, sunshine's forever. So, what do you enjoy doing to lift your spirits?"

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember when we used to discuss more than just English literature together? I miss that."

"You promised not to shatter hearts, but this Valentine's, mine is definitely cracked wide open by your charm."

"Even though you promised to break my heart, instead, you've captivated it with your enchanting charm this Valentine's."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in literature? Maybe it's time we found one in our story."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

"Oh no, sounds like a tough time. Remember, your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth."

"Going broke, huh? Good thing my investment portfolio is managed by Cupid & Co."

"Though my heart broke, love spilled for you so pure, like a verse in a timeless poetic allure."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

"Your badminton serve may be ace, but your smile is definitely match point, blondie."

"My heart broke only to create a river of love for you; want to take a dip in passion's current?"

"Heart torn asunder, my love overflows, your charm mends the pieces and it's you my heart chose."

"You broke the promise of breaking my heart, yet mended it with your sweet smile this Valentine's."

"Are you on a budget diet? Because your curves are more enticing than the most expensive delicacy in town."

"Dating you is like going broke? Perfect! I've always loved priceless experiences over material possessions."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong...I mean my GPS broke and you're my new destination."

"Oh no, that's tough! Remember, you're like a book - too complex to be judged by its cover. Looking forward to unveiling your chapters."

"If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still be broke...because gingers are priceless!"

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"Forgive my intrusion, Kaylee. But don't we owe it to our past 4 months to at least share a conversation?"

"Let's not dwell on past chapters, Kaylee. How about we start a new page... maybe even a sequel?"

"I can't fix the past, but how about we make the future worth it, starting with a smile today?"