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Top 48 Broke Pick Up lines

Are you broke and need a pick up line to flirt with that hot girl or guy? Use these pick up lines about being broke to help you land that hot date. These pick up lines about being broke are perfect to help you pick up. Funny and cheesy broke pick up lines for any situation.

  1. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

    Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

  2. Can you take me to the doctor?

    Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

  3. You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

  4. I beat the game

    I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

    She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

    Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

  5. I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

  6. What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

  7. I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

  8. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

  10. Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.


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Funny broke pickup lines

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.

Hey girl, are you free tonight?

Cuz im broke...🥲

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Can you bring me to the doctor

Because i broke my leg falling for you

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

Babe don't worry. I just broke a monitor and I am ready to speed with shields on.

Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

Hey do you have an extra Plumbob? Mine broke when I fell for you!

Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower!

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

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Working Broke tinder opener

I'm a mechanic. Your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

My old bed broke

Can I sleep in yours instead?

My bbq broke mind helping out?

Cause you are smoking hot.

Are you the imposter? Because you just broke me.

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.

Are you in my world?

Cuz I wanna see your coordinates and see your diamonds please I’m broke and someone griefed my house and stole my diamond

I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie

Any lines for a guy in a cast?

Broke my wrist and ended up in a cast. Wonderin if you guys have any lines that are cast related?

You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed

- Day 59

I think I broke my arm falling for you

But I’ll still be there to pick you up. 6:00 okay?