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Top 43 Broke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Broke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

    Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

  2. Did it hurt?

    When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell?

  3. Can you take me to the doctor?

    Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

  4. You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

  5. I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

  6. I beat the game

    I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

    She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

    Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

  7. What? You just broke up with your boyfriend? It’s ok, I know first aid for a broken heart.

  8. I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

  9. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

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What is a Broke pickup line?

Funny broke pickup lines

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Hey girl, are you free tonight?

Cuz im broke...🥲

Can you bring me to the doctor

Because i broke my leg falling for you

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This is a funny Broke pickup line!

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke

My old bed broke
Can I sleep in yours instead?

My bbq broke mind helping out?

Cause you are smoking hot.

Are you the imposter? Because you just broke me.

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.

Are you in my world?

Cuz I wanna see your coordinates and see your diamonds please I’m broke and someone griefed my house and stole my diamond

I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie

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Working Broke tinder opener

Any lines for a guy in a cast?

Broke my wrist and ended up in a cast. Wonderin if you guys have any lines that are cast related?

Hey wanna ha-

Damn it! My water heater broke! Wanna come put the hot in my shower!

I think I broke my arm falling for you

But I’ll still be there to pick you up. 6:00 okay?

Sorry, I’m broke so I can’t buy you anything

But you can have my virginity

I broke my bed

Can i sleep in yours?

Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm?
She: sure
Me: falling for you
She: that was pretty good
Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you

If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.


Hey girl,

I'm a mechanic. I understand your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed

- Day 59

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.