Top 35 Unemployed Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Unemployed conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Unemployed pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Are you unemployed?

'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.
Want to come over for a job and s**...?
Are you hiring? I really need a b**....
Are you unemployed? Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy open in my heart.
Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.
Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

Working short unemployed pickup lines to impress a girl

Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my kiss off in you.

Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening.

Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

unemployed Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl, are you unemployed?

Because i want to hire you for life

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

Girl, I need help finding something, your phone number.

Babe, you should come work your kiss for me.

Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

unemployed Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart.

Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

So, you file for unemployment here often?

Girl, when can I start work that sweet body of yours?

Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

Are you Unemployed?

Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart

- Day 35

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

unemployed Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Unemployed phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Unemployed lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.