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Top 32 Unemployed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Unemployed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Unemployed conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you unemployed?

    'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

  2. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

  3. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  4. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  5. Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

  6. Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my kiss off in you.

  7. Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening.

  8. What position are you looking for? Front or back?

  9. Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

  10. You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.



Funny unemployed pickup lines

Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

Hey girl, are you unemployed?

Because i want to hire you for life

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

Babe, you should come work your kiss for me.

Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you.

Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart.

Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

So, you file for unemployment here often?

Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

Are you Unemployed?

Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart

- Day 35

Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.