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Top 35 Unemployed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Unemployed pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Unemployed tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you unemployed?

    'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

  2. Want to come over for a job and sex?

  3. Are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.

  4. Are you unemployed? Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy open in my heart.

  5. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

  6. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  7. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  8. Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

  9. Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my kiss off in you.

  10. Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening.



Working unemployed pickup lines

What position are you looking for? Front or back?

Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

Girl, I need help finding something, your phone number.

Babe, you should come work your kiss for me.

Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you.

Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart.

Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

So, you file for unemployment here often?

Girl, when can I start work that sweet body of yours?

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

Are you Unemployed?

Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart

- Day 35

Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.