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Top 34 Unemployed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Unemployed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you unemployed?

    'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

  2. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

  3. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  4. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  5. Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

  6. Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my ass off in you.

  7. Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening.

  8. What position are you looking for? Front or back?

  9. Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

  10. You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.



Funny unemployed pickup lines

Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

Hey girl, are you unemployed?

Because i want to hire you for life

Hey girl are you unemployed?

Cause i think i have a position available on my penis.

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

Girl, I need help finding something, your phone number.

Babe, you should come work your ass for me.

Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you.

Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

So, you file for unemployment here often?

Want to come over for a job and sex?

Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

Girl, when can I start work that sweet body of yours?

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

Are you Unemployed?

Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart

- Day 35

Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.