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Top 14 Uncomfortable Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Uncomfortable pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your band uniform makes me uncomfortable. Please take it off.

  2. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

  3. Are you a toilet paper

    Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

  4. You can call me a bra from now on

    Cause I wanna make you uncomfortable and touch your tits

  5. Not saying your clothes are ugly

    But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

  6. Do you know how uncomfortable testicles really are?

    So would you mind holding on to them for a while?

  7. Are you the Sahara Desert?

    Cause you’re really hot and make be feel physically uncomfortable

  8. Hey baby your clothes are making me uncomfortable...

    Can you take them off for me?

  9. I'm like an uncomfortable bike seat

    After a while I'll make your ass hurt

  10. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash.

    You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

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Roses are red, violets are flowers
When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

Are you wearing several layers of uncomfortable undergarments or are you always this hot?

Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.