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Top 11 Awful Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Awful chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You know, without my glasses on, I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

  2. Hi, I don't know you but you're awfully warm tonight.

  3. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  4. Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

    That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

  5. Hey girl, what's your name?

    Aw, I was going to name my future daughter that, but we don't want her to get mixed up with her mother now do we?

  6. 'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

    'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

    'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

    'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

    'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

    'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

    'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

    'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

    'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

    'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

    'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

  7. Would this be cute to send to a guy on tinder?

    “Aw, I was really hoping you’d hit on me ”

  8. Girl on OKC has a thing for Chris Christie. Whats a good Chris Christie pickup line?

    "I can close your bridge if you open your legs"? Thats awful but I just know theres a good joke in there somewhere.

  9. Favorite awful pickup line that actually worked?

    Mine was written on an IHOP receipt for my waitress. It read “if you’re into butt stuff, I’m into you” followed by my friend’s number. I had a girlfriend at the time and was just wing-manning him. I was surprised when she actually texted him that night. They even dated for a couple months.

  10. Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

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You must be an angry bird? Because you are awfully cute when you are angry.