Top 18 Awful Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Awful pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You know, without my glasses on,

   I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

2. Hi, I don't know you but you're awfully warm tonight.

3. Today's my birthday...

   I would enjoy you to be my present
   
   
   Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english

4. Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

   That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

5. Hey girl, what's your name?

   Aw, I was going to name my future daughter that, but we don't want her to get mixed up with her mother now do we?

6. You must be an angry bird?

   Because you are awfully cute when you are angry.

7. Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn.

   I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

8. Looks like you're bored, well I'm game.

9. I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off.

10. It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies.

Funny awful pickup lines

Girl you must be illegal,

coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

If beauty was a drug,

I would be sniffing you all night long.

If you were a pageant queen,

you would be Miss'd the last bus'

Girl you must be tired,

coz running in duct tape is hard.

If I had the monopoly on you,

I'd be sent straight to jail.

Aw, I hope it isn't awful but,

I was really hoping you’d hit on me

Do you believe in love at first sight?

How bout in a van in the dark