Top 22 Awful Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Awful pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Awful tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦️🤦️
You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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You know, without my glasses on,
I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.
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Hi, I don't know you but you're awfully warm tonight.
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Is there a plot twist or is he butthurt?
Just received a pick up line on social media: “I usually go for 9s, but I guess I’ll settle for an 8”
Is there a plot twist here, or is this random person trying make me mad to respond to him? Either way, awful intro -
You know, without my glasses on, I’ve been told I look an awful lot like a superhero.
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Babe I work on database in Amazon, let me turn your Oh's into Aw's.
Working short awful pickup lines to impress a girl
AWS servers don't go down, but I do.
Today's my birthday...
I would enjoy you to be my present
Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english
Hey girl, what's your name?
Aw, I was going to name my future daughter that, but we don't want her to get mixed up with her mother now do we?
You must be an angry bird?
Because you are awfully cute when you are angry.
If you were a pageant queen,
you would be Miss'd the last bus'
Girl you must be tired,
coz running in duct tape is hard.
Your face is like a toilet,
it makes me flush.
awful Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies.
I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off.
Looks like you're bored, well I'm game.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
How bout in a van in the dark
If I had the monopoly on you,
I'd be sent straight to jail.
Girl you must be illegal,
coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.
If beauty was a drug,
I would be sniffing you all night long.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Awful phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.