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Top 33 incredible Pick Up lines

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  1. What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

    My Zipper

  2. I'd like to ride YOUR Incredible Hulk...

  3. They don't call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)

  4. Im not the hulk, but I can show you something incredible.

  5. What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

    My zipper.

  6. What had 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

    My zipper.

  7. What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk

    My zipper ;)

  8. Are you the white mountains?

    Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).


    Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.


    She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea

  9. Do you know what has 160 teeth and and holds back the incredible hulk?

    My zipper

  10. What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

    My zipper

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What has 132 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?
My Zipper ;)

This one is incredible

On a scale of 1 to 10,you're 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid?

because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.

While walking by a girl talking loudly to a wing-woman (not your girlfriend) on the phone: "Yeah, just spit on your hand and grab it, or we could do it old-school....sorry gotta run baby..."

Followup: (to make it actually work, you gotta be in a great fucking mood, lighthearted, laughing, and smiling. This actually works better on confident smart sexy girls.


Then to the girl you want "Sorry, did you hear that? Fuck me, I was just fooling around with a friend. Would you like to talk with her? Why am I even asking you that, you don't know me.

By the way, you look ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INCREDIBLE...MOSTLY (then laugh to yourself (only if she's really hot)). Anyway I was about to head out soon, but since I can see you want to buy me a drink, we're over there" and point to your friends.

Then leave and go back to your friends (if she doesn't stop you first) and ignore her 100%, but have your friends look over and smile at her occasionally while you have a raucous fun time.

She will have no fucking clue and will have to find out more. "Is everyone making fun of her?" When the drink arrives at your table... play it cool and don't go over, just buy her whatever she's drinking without ever looking at her. If she doesn't make the next move, you did something wrong and it's over, or she's boring and you never wanted her anyway.

Give it a go, she'll certainly remember you at the very least.

Did two incredible people have sex 30 years ago?

Because you’re super fly

Astronomy cheesy line

The stars
The galaxies
The universe
All of it is incredible
Non of it is as beautiful and incredible as you are.

What has 32 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper

I need pickup line ideas.

I'm working as a cashier at the Smithsonian and there are tons of incredibly cute girls here, and this seems like a good opportunity to make some moves. Any ideas?

I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

I've got a bottle of champagne and the keys to an empty limo with an incredibly spacious backseat.

Si Cristóbal Colón te viera, diría: ¡Santa María, qué Pinta tiene esta Niña!
(If Christopher Columbus saw you, he’d say: Saint Mary, that girl looks incredible!)

Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

Maybe its just the way the triple moon-light hits your face, but you look incredible.

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

You must be from lego architecture, you're so incredibly well-build.

What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I have incredibly liquid assets right now, and they're dying to get a good return.