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Top 35 Incredible Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Incredible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

    My Zipper

  2. I'd like to ride YOUR Incredible Hulk...

  3. Hey girl are you incredibly retarded

    Because you look very special

  4. I beat the game

    I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

    She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

    Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

  5. Has anyone ever told you that you're like a baby white dwarf star?

    Incredibly hot!

  6. They don't call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)

  7. Im not the hulk, but I can show you something incredible.

  8. What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

    My zipper.

  9. What had 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

    My zipper.

  10. What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk

    My zipper ;)

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What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?
My Zipper.

Do you know what has 160 teeth and and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).


Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.


She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea

What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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What has 132 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper ;)

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Hey are you able to provide first aid?

because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.

Astronomy cheesy line

The stars
The galaxies
The universe
All of it is incredible
Non of it is as beautiful and incredible as you are.

Did two incredible people have sex 30 years ago?

Because you’re super fly

What has 32 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

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Si Cristóbal Colón te viera, diría: ¡Santa María, qué Pinta tiene esta Niña!
(If Christopher Columbus saw you, he’d say: Saint Mary, that girl looks incredible!)

Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

Maybe its just the way the triple moon-light hits your face, but you look incredible.

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

You must be from lego architecture, you're so incredibly well-build.

What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

I have incredibly liquid assets right now, and they're dying to get a good return.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!