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Top 8 Horrible Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Horrible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you my homework?

    Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.

    Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

  2. Are you toilet wine

    Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty.

  3. If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

    I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do

  4. Are you my GF?

    I meant G.O.A.T. friend but i'll take that too

  5. My horrible boyfriend’s got me at the end of my rope.

    Can you throw me a pickup line?

  6. E4? E4 oh wait I thought you were a vending machine

    because you lookin like a snack.

  7. Hey so and so,

    I had a dream about you last night...

  8. Did you just fall from heaven

    Cause you look like you've been in a horrible accident