43 Painful Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Painful rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about painful, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Painful Pickup Lines

A good Painful hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.
After one night with me, you will know pain!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?
Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

Short and cute painful pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about painful are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

If you know what I mean.

Babe, I am a band-aid, and I am about to fix your pain.

Cypher: I must survive to protect my family. I can't lose them. I can't feel that pain again.

I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna f**... (Pigs In Zen)

I want to be the lifeguard that will save your gorgeous smile from drowning in the sea of pain.

Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.

Cheesy painful Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Kirito: Real pain is the result of losing someone you care about.

We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don't die. We survive.

When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?

Damn girl,are you the sun?

Because every time i see you i close my eyes out of pain

I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Life is pain

And you are my painkillers

Corny painful Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Painful conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful e**...

They say No pain, no gain

So you must be in agony

Me:Hey Girl want some of dis Vitamine D

Me: *Painfully realise corpses doesn’t require sunlight*
Me:*Proceeds to painfully have CONSENSUAL kiss with sis’s corpse*

Hey is your middle name “A535”

Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?
Because I can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, you want some opioids?

Because if beauty is pain, you must need them

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Cause i can stop them for nine months

You remind me of T-Pain

Because I want to buy you a drank.

Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.

I got my favorite girl. Not feeling, no pain, no fear, don't have a care in the world. Why would I when you are here?

What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life to strength each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

A good painful Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Painful hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I taste pain and regret in your sweat. You've been waiting for me. (Practice)

Just ask thomas paine; he knows dating me is common sense.

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

Lemme Buy You A Drank. (In T-Pain's voice)

If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.

I'm like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!

Kakashi: I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain. (Naruto)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Painful love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Painful chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.