150 Painful Pick Up lines And Rizz
Here are 150 painful pick up lines for her and flirty painful rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about painful that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with painful rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny painful pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty painful joke for a great chat response.
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Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
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I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.
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After one night with me, you will know pain!
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
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You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?
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Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
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In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!
I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.
If you know what I mean.
Babe, I am a band-aid, and I am about to fix your pain.
Cypher: I must survive to protect my family. I can't lose them. I can't feel that pain again.
Vega: Your scream is filled with pain… Now let me hear it again.
I want to be the lifeguard that will save your gorgeous smile from drowning in the sea of pain.
Are you in pain from those wisdom teeth? Because I'd love to be your temporary pain reliever.
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"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, all my aches and pains disappear."
"Is your name Anesthesia? Because whenever I'm near you, all my pain disappears."
Like a sunbeam breaking through the rain, your smile is a sight that eases my pain.
"Your love, Tyra, is like New Zealand's breathtaking landscapes - beautiful, soothing, and always healing."
"Are you a Juice WRLD song? Because every time I see you, all my pain turns into 'Wasted Love'."
"Are you a painkiller? Because your sweetness makes my headache disappear and leaves me wanting more of you."
Are you a scar? Because you're a beautiful reminder that even after pain, love can last forever.
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"I'll embrace your rage and never ask for forgiveness, just to have you near me."
Roses are red, violets are blue, little pain my love, I'll always be there for you.
"Are you a joint? Because my heart aches every time I see you!"
"The only cure for my pain is being with you, because your smile is my happy place."
Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.
"Are you a magician? Because your sweetness makes all my headaches disappear—let’s make some magic together!"
"Are you a pain reliever? Because just your sweetness makes my headaches fade away."
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day, even in those painful heels.
"Even as I leave New Zealand, the healing power of your love feels like a second home to me."
"In your eyes, I see the sun, don't fret darling, soon this pain shall be done."
"Your understanding heart has been my haven in stormy times, Tyra, you're truly the healing sunshine of my life."
"Like a gentle breeze, I'll lift you up when you stumble, for your grace never fails to humble."
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"Hey gorgeous, got pain? Because I've got a cure... it's called a dose of good company and laughter!"
"Well, if anger and hatred look that good on you, I'd gladly be the reason for it."
Did it hurt when you got that tattoo? Because seeing you now, it's worth the pain.
"Just like a perfectly orchestrated symphony, my attention brings tension but results in the most beautiful melody, us."
"With every bruise I earn, darling Tyra, it's your love that heals me and makes the pain worth it."
"Even with sore jaws, your beauty shines bright like the sun's warm rays."
"If I could be your lozenge, I'd soothe away your pain and fill your day with sweetness."
In your eyes, the stars dance and twirl, little pain my love, let me be your world.
In your eyes, I find solace and thrall, catching you is my pleasure, my love so tall.
"Is your butt in pain? Because I've been seeing it in my dreams all night, and it's heavenly."
"Is your booty in distress? Because this knight's ready to relieve your pain with my royal charm."
"Babe, your beauty could heal pain. Perhaps it's time to let my charm soothe that gorgeous hurtin' backside of yours?"
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When you stumble, I'll be there to heed your call, for a love like yours, there's little pain at all.
When you stumble, I'll be there to dissolve your fears, for in my arms, you'll find no tears.
"Like a rose enduring rain, your strength shines through the pain."
"Tyra, in your arms, even the longest journey feels short. Your love is my guiding star, leading me through every storm."
In a world of little pain my love, your smile shines like the stars above.
"Tyra, before you leave for New Zealand, know that your love is my sanctuary, always healing me, making good times even better."
"Did you know chairs can be such a pain? How about you ditch the discomfort and find solace on my face?"
Like a ruby, your pain may show, but in the darkness, your light still glows.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but even in pain, your beauty shines through.
"Your mind must be a masterpiece, because it's working so hard, it needs a break. Let me ease your pain."
"I understand chairs might be a pain, how about trading them for something more pleasant like my face?"
"I never thought I'd want to be the cause of such intense emotions until I met you."
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"Do you work at a bakery? Because you're giving me a real knead for some love."
"Tyra, I might be leaving the beauty of New Zealand, but your love's like a healing sunrise that outshines any landscape."
"Before I fly, Tyra, allow me to say your love is my New Zealand, a haven that heals all my hurts."
That's a powerful perspective, and I admire your strength. Everyone deserves someone who sees their worth—let's be each other's cheerleaders in this journey!
Are you aching for some love? Because I'm here to be your remedy, easing away any discomfort.
When you stumble, I'll be there to catch you, my dear, for with you, there's no fear.
"You must be a pain reliever, because just one look at you makes my headaches seem totally worth it."
"Before I leave, let me remind you Tyra, your love is the sweetest New Zealand honey that heals my deepest bruises."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or is it just those angelically divine curves causing the pain?"
"If you stumble, fear not, my sweet, for I'll be there to cushion your feet."
"Because you're not by my side to heal me with your smile and touch."
Sounds like a pain in the... you know what? Let's stick to regular games, like Scrabble! 😄
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"Because every time I see you, my heart hurts from missing you."
"Despite all the bruises, your love, Tyra, is my trusted healing remedy, just like the calming New Zealand breeze."
"Tyra, every journey away from you feels like an eternity, your love is the soothing balm that heals all my wounds."
"Is your backside in pain? Well, it's no surprise; carrying that much beauty must be hard."
"Your ass is so captivating, it's surely guilty of giving my heart a little pain of its own."
"Is it illegal to be that gorgeous? Because your beauty is so arresting, it makes all my pain disappear."
"Tyra, your love is like a Kiwi summer, even when I'm miles away, it warms my heart and heals my pain."
Is your name Paper Cut? Because every time I see you, I feel a little pain in my heart.
"Your body may be in pain, but just one smile from you is enough to heal any ache I have."
In your eyes, I see no pain at all, let me catch you whenever you fall.
"If I could trade all my sleepless nights for a moment with you, I’d be wide awake and smiling."
In the midst of pain and strife, your strength shines brighter than any knife.
In the dance of life's sweet call, I'll be there to catch you, little pain and all.
"Before I leave, let me say this - your love is a healing balm that soothes my journey's bruises, Tyra."
"Tyra, you're the charming lighthouse in my stormy seas, your love heals and guides me back to serene shores."
"If I could trade my headache for one of your flirty glances, I'd be ready to conquer the world!"
"Can I be your patient? Because your beauty is curing all my pain."
Your grace and charm make my heart race, like a gentle breeze in an open space.
Amidst the chaos of disdain, your voice like a soothing rain, calming all my pain.
"Are you a math book? Because you make my heart ache in all the right ways."
Are you a dictionary? Because you just gave me an "anal hickie" - defined as a pain in the butt!
In the darkness of pain, you're a beacon of light, let me mend your wounds with love tonight.
"If your smile could cure my headache, I'd call in sick just to spend the day with you."
"Before I leave New Zealand, Tyra, know this: your love is my sanctuary, turning every goodbye into a sweet promise."
"Every glance I give you is like lifting weights, it's tense and painful, but it's building something stronger; our bond."
Your strength shines bright as the sun, even in pain, you're second to none.
Because sometimes the fear of losing something special is scarier than the pain of getting hurt.
"Tyra, before you leave, know that your love is like New Zealand- breathtaking, healing and unforgettable."
"Before I leave New Zealand, just know that your love, Tyra has been my sweetest antidote to pain."
We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don't die. We survive.
Kirito: Real pain is the result of losing someone you care about.
"Tyra, you're like New Zealand's breathtaking view, a sight I'd never get tired of admiring even during my long break."
"Are you a thrill-seeker? Because I can show you a kind of pain that feels oh so good."
"Your beauty heals hearts, oh nurse so divine, are you a prescription, for you make life's pain decline."
"Your head may spin with pain's cruel jest, but in my arms, you'll find sweet rest."
If love's a game, I'd be your cushion, soft and tall, to catch you when you fall.
"Just like the serene landscapes of New Zealand, your love has a healing touch that soothes my soul."
Your strength shines through the pain you've bled, a warrior princess in scarlet thread.
"Did you skip a meal and got a headache, babe? How about dinner at my place to cure both your pain and hunger?"
"Is your name Aspirin? Because whenever I see you, all my pains seem to disappear."
"Do you have a map? Cause my back is lost in the sea of pain and only your touch can guide it home."
When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your u**... or stool?
"If headaches were kisses, yours would be the cure for all of life's pains."
"Your beauty's a wonder, it's painfully true, but my love is the magic that could amaze you."
Are you a tangled necklace? Because the more I try to fix you, the more I'm in pain.
"Your enchanting presence is a healing force, just like my green energy at work."
"You're definitely not alone in feeling that way. Connection is so important, and I admire your openness. Let's create that supportive vibe together!"
"You must be a painkiller because every time I see you, my headaches vanish and my heart races."
"With your healing touch so divine, can we intertwine? For you're the remedy that makes life's pain decline."
"Though your head throbs with pain so wild, your radiant beauty remains undefiled."
"Tyra, you're like the stunning New Zealand sunrise, turning my darkest hours into dazzling moments."
Your beauty is like a perfect ink stain, coloring my thoughts with pleasure and no pain.
It’s really powerful that you feel that way. Everyone deserves connection, and I’m all about creating an open environment to share and grow together.
Are you a doula? Because you make me feel labor pains... in my heart.
Are you a dentist? Because you just took my pain away with your smile.
"Tyra, our shared pain has made our bond stronger. Your love is my perfect healing remedy."
Because I hurt myself falling for you...literally. (pain from falling for you)
"Is your name Midol? Because you've got the power to turn my worst days into the best ones."
"Are you a pain reliever? Because your sweetness is the only thing that takes away my headache."
"Though life's pain in your eyes shines, let my love be the salve, for beauty such as yours divines."
It’s like a siren’s call, isn't it? Sometimes we just have to embrace that sweet chaos. What’s your favorite way to navigate it?
Roses bruise red, violets bleed blue, but the pain in your eyes only makes you more true.
If I could take away your pain, I'd turn it into rainbows so your beauty would never wane.
Damn girl,are you the sun?
Because every time i see you i close my eyes out of pain
Are you a dentist? Because you're giving me a toothache, but I don't mind it at all.
"Even with a sore jaw, your smile still lights up the room. Can I be your painkiller?"
"I may be bruised from falling for you, but the pain is totally worth it for your smile."
In the game of love, you're my favorite catch - I'll always be your safety latch.
"Before I depart, Tyra, remember your love is my ultimate Kiwi adventure, healing my wounds with every beat of your heart."
Like a rainbow after rain, your smile brightens my day and erases my pain.
"Your love is my sanctuary, Tyra, a healing balm that soothes all pain and makes every goodbye bearable."
"Were you a magician in your past life? Because every time I look at you, all my pain magically disappears."
If stars could heal the pain you feel, I'll be your night sky, forever real.
"Success wished! But remember, paper cuts are more painful than bad grades."
Your smile is like sunshine in the rain, warming my heart with joy and pain.
Your tears may fall like rain, but I'll be your shelter from the storm of pain.
"Are you a headache? Because thinking about you is a pain I wouldn't mind enduring all night long."
"If I could take your headache away, I’d gladly trade it for a night of sweet dreams with you."
Your words may be a storm of pain, but your eyes shine like the gentlest rain.
"Maybe you don't want to feel better, but how about feeling a spark of attraction towards me instead?"
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