Top 38 painful Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Painful chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

   Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

2. I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

3. After one night with me, you will know pain!

4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

5. You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

6. Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

7. In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

8. I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain. If you know what I mean.

9. When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?

10. I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

Latest painful chat up lines

I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

If they say that something is “a pain in their ass”...

...respond with “i can be a pain in your ass”

Hey girl, are you the mask I wear to hide the pain everyday?

Cuz damn u fine ;)

They say No pain, no gain

So you must be in agony

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Hey is your middle name “A535”
Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio

Me:Hey Girl want some of dis Vitamine D

Me: *Painfully realise corpses doesn’t require sunlight*
Me:*Proceeds to painfully have CONSENSUAL sex with sis’s corpse*

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Because I can stop them for nine months

Hey girl, you want some opioids?

Because if beauty is pain, you must need them

Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?

Cause i can stop them for nine months

You remind me of T-Pain

Because I want to buy you a drank.

I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna fuck (Pigs In Zen)

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass?

Sandpaper ?

What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life to strength each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?

I got my favorite girl. Not feeling, no pain, no fear, don't have a care in the world. Why would I when you are here?

Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.

I taste pain and regret in your sweat. You've been waiting for me. (Practice)

Just ask thomas paine; he knows dating me is common sense.

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

Lemme Buy You A Drank. (In T-Pain's voice)

If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.

I'm like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!