Top 43 Painful Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Painful pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Painful tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
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I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.
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After one night with me, you will know pain!
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
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You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?
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Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
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In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!
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I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.
If you know what I mean.
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Babe, I am a band-aid, and I am about to fix your pain.
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Cypher: I must survive to protect my family. I can't lose them. I can't feel that pain again.
Working painful pickup lines
Vega: Your scream is filled with pain… Now let me hear it again.
I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna fuck (Pigs In Zen)
I want to be the lifeguard that will save your gorgeous smile from drowning in the sea of pain.
Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.
We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don't die. We survive.
When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?
Damn girl,are you the sun?
Because every time i see you i close my eyes out of pain
I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper
I heard if you pee on a jelly fish sting it relieves some of the pain.
Anyways so funny story this jelly fish stung me on the mouth...
Life is pain
And you are my painkillers
Are you a bite from a Banana Spider
Because you give me an extremely painful erection
Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?
Because I can stop them for nine months
Me:Hey Girl want some of dis Vitamine D
Me: *Painfully realise corpses doesn’t require sunlight*
Me:*Proceeds to painfully have CONSENSUAL kiss with sis’s corpse*
Hey is your middle name “A535”
Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio
Hey girl, you want some opioids?
Because if beauty is pain, you must need them
Hey girl, are your period cramps painful?
Cause i can stop them for nine months
You remind me of T-Pain
Because I want to buy you a drank.
Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I got my favorite girl. Not feeling, no pain, no fear, don't have a care in the world. Why would I when you are here?
What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life to strength each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?
True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
I taste pain and regret in your sweat. You've been waiting for me. (Practice)
