Top 8 Crippling Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crippling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Crippling conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

   Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

2. Are you free tonight?

   Because I'm in crippling debt...

3. Hey baby, are you the Weimar Republic? Cuz, I’m about to financially cripple you.

4. Are you crippling depression?

   Because your always on my mind

5. Are you Tom Nook? Because I want to go into crippling debt with you.

6. Are you my crippling depression?

   Cause I wanna drug you

7. Are you a bank

   Cuz I have a crippling amount of interest for you

8. Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

   Full of children.