Top 5 Crippling Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crippling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

   Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

2. Are you Tom Nook? Because I want to go into crippling debt with you.

3. Are you my crippling depression?

   Cause I wanna drug you

4. Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

   Full of children.

5. Are you a bank

   Cuz I have a crippling amount of interest for you