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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 10 Crippling Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Crippling pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Crippling tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Katy: Good for you, dude. You found your passion and went for it- crippling the US government along the way, but whatever.

  2. Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

    Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

  3. Are you free tonight?

    Because I'm in crippling debt...

  4. Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

  5. Hey baby, are you the Weimar Republic? Cuz, I’m about to financially cripple you.

  6. Are you crippling depression?

    Because your always on my mind

Working short crippling pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you Tom Nook? Because I want to go into crippling debt with you.

Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you

Are you a bank

Cuz I have a crippling amount of interest for you

Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling h**... addiction

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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Crippling phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.