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110 Hurt Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 hurt pick up lines for her and flirty hurt rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about hurt that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your hurt rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny hurt pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty hurt joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Hurt Rizz

A good Hurt pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. What's the difference between you and the sun?

    The sun hurts my eyes.

  2. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  3. Does your left eye hurt?

    Because you've been looking right all day ;)

  4. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  5. Did it hurt? When you fell?

    And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
    Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
    Cuz you a snack

  6. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

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What is a good Hurt pickup line?

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Short and cute hurt pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hurt are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

It hurts so bad.

Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

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Smooth Hurt pickup line

Did it hurt? When you clawed your way out of your grave?

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Heard you get good grades?

Guessing this D won’t hurt.

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Cheesy hurt Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

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Working Hurt tinder opener

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Funny hurt Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Hurt conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

U should call me Anasthetic

Cuz I'll never let anything hurt u

Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?

Did it hurt when you fell from Crystal Lake?

Because you've made a splash that’s drowned all my rational thought.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.


Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Battle Bus? Because you've landed straight in my heart's landing spot!

Did it hurt when you fell from the cytoplasm?

Because you must be a chloroplast, you're the sunshine of my life!

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Clever hurt Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Hurt hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Did it hurt?

...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

Or were you just watching an epic Formula 1 aerial overtake?

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from a really high altitude?

I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.

Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I am your perfect down to earth type of guy.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you are missing a man to catch your fall.

Did it hurt When you fell from CAS?

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat you right.

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

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Smooth hurt Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Hurt pickup lines make her give you her number.

You got a band aid? Because girl, love hurts.

Did it hurt comeback: No because I came from h**....

Don't worry, babe. The Cybermen won't hurt you. You can't upgrade perfection.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... four years ago on February 29th?

If you hurt your knee, you can elevate it on my shoulder.

Do you have a band-aid?

Cause I hurt my leg when I fell for you.

My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.

Does your ring finger hurt?

Because I’d love to put some ice on it

Truth, I want you b**.... (Truth Hurts)

Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.

Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.

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Flirty hurt Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Hurt pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Girl are you ready to get naughty? Because did it hurt when you fell from the heavens?

Did it hurt?...when you rose from hellfire citadel?

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

I don't need your heart to break. I can always just break your p**.... (Truth Hurts)

Do you need a band aid? Because it must hurt when you fell from heaven.

Does your face hurt? Because your smile is forever engrained in my mind.

I don't f**... with lies, I just straight f**.... (Truth Hurts)

I already have 20 wives but another one won’t hurt.

Hey babe, did it hurt? When you fell from nowhere?

Which is why when I get out, I’m gonna put a hurt on him so bad he’s gonna wish his momma kept her legs closed.

It's all love and roses until someone gets hurt, and babe I will never hurt you.

How do your legs not hurt???

You’ve been running through my mind the entire day.

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Cringe hurt Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Do your calves hurt? Because you've been running tired through my mind all day.

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

Pretend to fall down

While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

Jett: Oh, my back hurts! Everyone's so heavy!

Did It Hurt Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Girl are you a band aid? Because taking you off me hurts like hell.

I have seen your grades at school.

So this D won't hurt that bad...

Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

"Hey, it was never my intention to hurt you. Let's start afresh, with honesty and sweetness, like a new sunrise."

You’re a goddess

And did you know goddess has two D’s in it
And i guess a 3rd D wont hurt

"Did it hurt, when you fell from the treadmill? Because girl, you've just run away with my heart."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Tenshukaku, Yae Miko? Because you're an angel in my eyes."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hurt love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hurt chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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