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Top 50 Helps Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Helps pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Helps conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm sad that i can't make it to the area 51 raid.

    But you could help me clap some alien cheeks, because that kiss is outta this world.

  2. Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

    I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

  3. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  4. Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

    I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

  5. If there are 78 organs in the human body

    can you help and make it 79?

  6. Can you help me with this math problem "X+U=25"

    So X must be 15 cause U are definetely a 10

  7. I'm making cheeseburgers but I'm missing an ingredient, can you help me out?

    I was hoping you could supply the buns

  8. I got an itch inside of me that my fingers aren’t long enough to reach.

    Want to help satisfy me?

  9. How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

    I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

  10. Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

    I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?


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Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

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Hey, wanna help me rebuild my clan?

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

hey how’d you like to help me polish my wand.

I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.

I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?

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Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

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Why don’t I help you extend before yoga this evening?

Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.

My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

I can help you.

I have fingers.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

I need you to help me fight some inflation.