I'm making cheeseburgers but I'm missing an ingredient, can you help me out?

I was hoping you could supply the buns

I got an itch inside of me that my fingers aren’t long enough to reach.

Want to help satisfy me?

Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Hey, wanna help me rebuild my clan?

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.

I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?

Why don’t I help you extend before yoga this evening?

You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.

My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

I can help you.

I have fingers.

I've been in the practice room working on my tonguing. Want to help me?

I need you to help me fight some inflation.

Hey beautiful, could you help me get your number into this basket?

If you get lost in the midst of darkness

I'll help you find the iron rod.

I was frozen in ice for decades... Want to help me warm up?

I couldn't help myself, when I saw your beauty, "Iran" to you.

Can you help me solve 9x - 7i> 3 (3x -7u)?

The answer is "i <3 u", use that's s you will ;)

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

Wanna help me win the lottery?

All I need is your 11 numbers

Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?

So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.

Will you help me practice my heat conduction?

Wanna help me catch a fly?

Hi there. I'm looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?

I see you could use some help with your social media presence. Follow me back to my place.

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

Wanna help me get my lovemaking badge?

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Cause I'd do you with my fathers help

Would you like to reduce you gas emissions and help the enviroment and come by?

Will you help with with my French technique?

I can help you with that body chord.

Your my Ark... I can't help but stare!

Help, I'm having an out-of-body experience. Can I be in yours?

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight

Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.

Wanna help me go hang up a My Chemical Romance poster?

Hey... Wanna come help me pitch my tent?

You wanna help me prove there ARE atheists in foxholes?

You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Could you help me solve the inequality below for i?

5i<15u

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Is your name Turkey? Because I can't help but get stuffed with feelings every time I see you.

I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

Want to help me get my stats up?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

Hey can you help me out

I'm trying to get this girls number but I don't know how to get it

Can I get yours so I can call you when I next meet them

Are you a vacuole?

Because I can't help but feel attracted to your cellular charm.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Hey baby, wanna help me get wood?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

I'm no Joseph... perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?

Is your name Tilted Towers? Because I can't help but fall for you every time we meet.

You know, if I have someone very close, become invulnerable. Would you like to help me find out if I can transfer other powers?

Can you help? I'm late for a very important date.. with you.

Can you help me tease my hair?

Hey, I heard you're a pro at spreadsheets. Maybe you can finally help me organize my love life too?

Would you like me to help you put on your sticker?

Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets?

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?

Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?

If you were a peptide, I'd want to be the ribosome helping you bind

I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

Girl’s bio is: I’m lost

Help me out boys

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Are you a Barbie girl? Because you're making my world so fantastic, I can't help but be elastic for you.

My family was wiped out by the demons. Wanna help me make a new one?

s**... is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

You must be my missing glasses, you help me see this world in a better and beautiful way.

Maybe you can help me avoid a runoff...

Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap?

Girl, I cannot help but to push you back with my p**....

Did you know cuddling helps you sleep?

We should try it sometime.

Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

Are you lonesome tonight? I can help with that!

Math Problem

I need help with this math problem X+U=25. I think X = 15 because U are definitely a 10

I am not a professional swimmer. Can you help me with your lifeguard while we surf the ocean together?

Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

Pardon me

Could you help me think of an excuse to talk to you?

Zangief: Well? Did my special training help you burn belly fat?

Girl, I will help you build momentum while studying. I'll keep pushing till you come.

Laura: Phew! That was so much awesome, I couldn’t help but giggle!

Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...s**... helps too.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

I need help with this maths equation... X + U = 25

I think X = 15 cuz U are definitely a 10

I do not know what I should be doing with my hands, babe, would you care to help me out?

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

Hey girl do you want to be happy?

My HapPENIS can help with that

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

Hey there, are you a cholesterol molecule? Because you’re helping keep my fluidity just right.

Are you an auto loan? Because you help moving my life forward.

Hey can you pass me my inhaler, because you have to help me breath again after you took my breath away.

I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

Help I think I need crutches

Because your beauty made my knees weak

Help, I’m trapped in your rose bush and I’m feeling all thorny.

Do you know how I am similar to a trampoline? I can help you jump and do flipping tricks.

Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.

Let me help you with the proper hand grip techniques.

To Use In A Few Days

I know it’s Memorial Day, but I’ll help make it memorable for you.

With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....

I'm no Joseph...could you help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?

Roses are red, violets are red

My eyes are bleeding

Help

Stand in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.