My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it

Well remember, if he doesn't run away, he ends the world.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey.

Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
(After quarantine is over)

Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.

Jason: You know, it doesn’t matter if you know things. All that matters is what’s in your heart.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass!

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Karin: Every living thing has a weakness, but I guess that doesn’t apply to you…

I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.

I'm gonna shoot my fckin' shot with you one of these days. You better fckin' look out, it's gonna be you, me, and a whole table of dim sum. Doesn't that sound good?

If this heatwave doesn't take you out, may I?

My sleight of hand doesn't just impress, it also pleasures.

Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)

I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.

The fact that you are not single doesn't make you unavailable tonight.

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

It doesn't matter what's under the hood. The only thing that matters is who’s behind the wheel.

Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

Make sure your house doesn't have a gas leak

Because you're looking fire.

"Are you a lullaby? Because your embrace doesn't just make me sleepy, it also makes my heart sing."

"Seeing you all alone here just doesn't seem right. Can I accompany you and perhaps brighten your evening?"

"Just like Barney, I'm here to bring some fun into your world, only my version doesn't involve singing but rather, dancing under the sheets."

"Just because our date didn't work out, doesn't mean our story can't. Care for a chapter two?"

"Being my best friend's brother doesn't make you off-limits, it makes you a challenge I'm willing to take."

"Snapchat AI? Interesting...I usually consult my Magic 8-Ball. It's old school but doesn't eat up my phone battery."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

"Are you the ocean? Because every time I see you, I feel a wave of happiness that just doesn't shore up."

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

If LOVE was written on every grain of desert sand, that still doesn't equal my love for you.

"Wearing that red dress doesn't just make you look hot, it sets my whole world on fire."

"Did you just rise with the sun? Because my day doesn't start until I see your smile."

"Your stature doesn't matter, my dear, for your charm shines bright and clear."

"Unlike a chocolate bonbon, your sweetness isn't just on the outside, it radiates from within, doesn't it?"

"Oh, he didn't, but it doesn't surprise me. Someone as intelligent and charming as you would stand out in any class."

"That red dress might be stunning, but it doesn't compare to your radiant smile."

"Maybe you're far, but doesn't technology make the world feel a little smaller? Let's explore that thought together."

"Well, I hope your wild side doesn't scare off my penchant for cozy movie nights and good company."

"Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean I can't score with a beauty like you."

"Just because I'm not ready for marriage, doesn't mean I can resist the temptation of your captivating charm."

"Haha, sounds exhilarating! A little insanity in love keeps things exciting, doesn't it? 😉"

"My heart doesn't lie, it’s honestly telling me that it's missing one piece - and I believe it's you."

"Well, who doesn't love a little power play? But don’t worry, I promise it's more about chemistry than control."

"Is your body a spicy jalapeño? Cause I'm ready for some hot stuff, just hope it doesn't burn my heart."

"Taken or not, the moon doesn't stop shining when the sun is out. You're my moon, totally enchanting in your own right."

"Like a cherished white tee, your beauty doesn't fade, Tameka. Care to add some love stains on my heart?"

"Do you haunt dreams? Because saying goodnight doesn't feel right without whispering your name first."

"Well, if we both dislike the same person, doesn't that make us perfect for each other?"