My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it

Well remember, if he doesn't run away, he ends the world.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey.

Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
(After quarantine is over)

Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.

I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass!

Jason: You know, it doesn’t matter if you know things. All that matters is what’s in your heart.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Karin: Every living thing has a weakness, but I guess that doesn’t apply to you…

I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.

I'm gonna shoot my fckin' shot with you one of these days. You better fckin' look out, it's gonna be you, me, and a whole table of dim sum. Doesn't that sound good?

If this heatwave doesn't take you out, may I?

My sleight of hand doesn't just impress, it also pleasures.

Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)

I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.

The fact that you are not single doesn't make you unavailable tonight.

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

It doesn't matter what's under the hood. The only thing that matters is who’s behind the wheel.

Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

Make sure your house doesn't have a gas leak

Because you're looking fire.

"Are you a lullaby? Because your embrace doesn't just make me sleepy, it also makes my heart sing."

"Our love is like a long drive, doesn't matter the distance, I'd always take the scenic route to your heart."

In a world where height doesn't matter, your charm is the only ladder. I adore you, my dear scatter.

"Just like Barney, I'm here to bring some fun into your world, only my version doesn't involve singing but rather, dancing under the sheets."

If LOVE was written on every grain of desert sand, that still doesn't equal my love for you.

"Wearing that red dress doesn't just make you look hot, it sets my whole world on fire."

"Just because our date didn't work out, doesn't mean our story can't. Care for a chapter two?"

"If my accent doesn't make you weak in the knees, maybe my charm will do the trick."

In a world full of giants, your height doesn't compare, I adore you beyond measure, I swear.

In a world full of giants, your height doesn't define you, I'd never ignore you.

"Are you the ocean? Because every time I see you, I feel a wave of happiness that just doesn't shore up."

"Being my best friend's brother doesn't make you off-limits, it makes you a challenge I'm willing to take."

"Your stature doesn't matter, my dear, for your charm shines bright and clear."

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

Hi there! Fun fact: The first oranges weren't actually orange; they were green! Hope that doesn't make me unappeeling... 🍊

"Snapchat AI? Interesting...I usually consult my Magic 8-Ball. It's old school but doesn't eat up my phone battery."

"Seeing you all alone here just doesn't seem right. Can I accompany you and perhaps brighten your evening?"

I get that! Scents can totally set the mood. My favorite is “Freshly Baked Cookies,” but sadly it doesn't come in cologne form. 🍪✨

"Did you just rise with the sun? Because my day doesn't start until I see your smile."

"Unlike a chocolate bonbon, your sweetness isn't just on the outside, it radiates from within, doesn't it?"

"Oh, he didn't, but it doesn't surprise me. Someone as intelligent and charming as you would stand out in any class."

"Maybe you're far, but doesn't technology make the world feel a little smaller? Let's explore that thought together."

"Well, I hope your wild side doesn't scare off my penchant for cozy movie nights and good company."

"Because the world just doesn't feel right without you in it. Sweet dreams, beautiful."

"Just because I'm not ready for marriage, doesn't mean I can resist the temptation of your captivating charm."

"Are you a dragon? Because you just set my heart on fire… and I hope your sister doesn’t mind! "

"Haha, sounds exhilarating! A little insanity in love keeps things exciting, doesn't it? 😉"

"Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean I can't score with a beauty like you."

Haha, family time! Just make sure your mom doesn't start giving me the "you better treat my daughter right" speech! 😅

"My heart doesn't lie, it’s honestly telling me that it's missing one piece - and I believe it's you."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you walk by, everyone else disappears. Goodbye doesn't suit you.

Haha, well I'm intrigued by your mysterious side. I hope the protective one doesn't make me bring out the whip! 😉

In a world of giants, you stand out with grace,
Your height doesn't define your beauty's embrace.

"Well, who doesn't love a little power play? But don’t worry, I promise it's more about chemistry than control."

"Is your body a spicy jalapeño? Cause I'm ready for some hot stuff, just hope it doesn't burn my heart."

"Well, that's true. But remember, someone's inability to see your value doesn't decrease your worth. You're amazing, just the way you are."

"Do you haunt dreams? Because saying goodnight doesn't feel right without whispering your name first."

I hate my world, but only because my world doesn't have you in it.

"Is it ok if I call you Google? Because I keep searching for an image of you that doesn't exist yet."

"Like a cherished white tee, your beauty doesn't fade, Tameka. Care to add some love stains on my heart?"

"I admire your straightforwardness! Keeps things interesting, doesn't it?"

"Is your follow button broken? Because when I click on it, it doesn't lead me to your heart."

"As the New Year lights up, it still doesn't shine as bright as your smile."

"I thought lightning doesn't strike the same place twice, but seeing your beauty left me shocked and electrified."

"Are you a Pohela Boishakh celebration? Because my year doesn't start until I see your smile."

"Your height doesn't fool me, because your beauty soars higher than any skyscraper I've ever seen."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your height doesn't matter, I'm still in awe of you.

"You're like a mystery novel that doesn't reveal its twist, but I bet your smile is the plot I can't resist."

"Those guys may share a bond, but it doesn't compare to the connection I feel with you. Lets sail on this journey together."

"My intuition told me to stay, because a masterpiece like you doesn't come by every day."

"I'll check my enthusiasm at the door, but be warned - my charm doesn't come with an off switch."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...seriously, Google Maps doesn't work here.

"The perfect gentleman doesn't steal hearts, he asks permission. Ready to introduce me to your father?"

"A life without dogs feels incomplete, doesn't it? Their joyful energy and unconditional love are truly infectious."

"Is your name Namaz? Because my day doesn't start or end without you."

"Are you a White Mage? Because every time I see you, my heart rate doesn't just recover, it surges."

"You know, being a rebel doesn't mean I can't appreciate an angel when I see one."

"Well, being married doesn't undermine your radiant charisma. I can see why someone put a ring on such a captivating woman."

"Doesn't it get cold, being so hot without a shirt?"

Just felt like a good move—your energy seemed fun and real! Plus, who doesn’t love a little spontaneity? What about you?

Well, that sounds like quite the enticing image. I bet it doesn't compare to how stunning you look in it though 😉

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your smile. It's brighter than my future if it doesn't include you."

Just so you know, being innocent doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty sometimes.

"Boredom doesn't suit a radiant beauty like you. Let's grab a cocktail and create a night you'll never forget."

"One egg or two, it doesn't matter; just like in love, it only takes one to create something beautiful."

"They say perfection doesn't exist, but then I met you and realized it’s just a matter of perspective."

"That stunning red dress is breathtaking, but it doesn't compare to the beauty wearing it."

Farewell doesn't seem so bittersweet when I know I'll see your smile again soon.

"That's a stunning phone case, but it still doesn't sparkle as much as your entrancing eyes."

"Your orientation doesn't define our friendship; how about we make great memories over a game night?"

Well, I guess we can still say "Orange is the New Black" even if Trump doesn't end up in jail. 😂

"If you're my chocolate, I'll be your peanut butter; who doesn't love a little bit of sweetness and nuttiness together?"

"Well, your negativity doesn't stand a chance against my charm. Let me turn that frown upside down."

"Are you a pizza at a wine party? Because everyone else here just doesn't crust my heart like you do."

"I hope this doesn't sound nosy, but your uniqueness captures my heart more than any cookie-cutter beauty."

"I hope our game of play doesn't end too soon because I'm enjoying every moment with you."

"Oh really? In that case, let's make sure our love doesn't turn into a 'burnt' roast, shall we?"

"Your red lingerie doesn't just ignite passion, it sets my whole world on fire."

"I didn't get your Snap picture, but I bet it doesn't do justice to the masterpiece standing before me."

"Unlike a shooting star, my interest in you doesn't fade away; instead, it burns brighter with each look."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that doesn't need any pretty packaging."

I found a heart on the sidewalk, but it doesn't compare to the one I see in your eyes.

"That selfie doesn't do you justice - I bet the real thing looks even more stunning up close."

"I guess I'll have to invent a new word then, because 'beautiful' doesn't even begin to cover it."

"Are you my morning coffee? Because my day doesn't kick start without your steamy presence."

Salazar: I may be little, but that doesn’t mean my S#x isn’t good.

"Oh, a nurse? So, you're good at handling emergencies. Bet that skill comes in handy when hearts start racing around you, doesn't it?"

"Well, mystery keeps things interesting, doesn't it? But I promise you, the intrigue is as alluring as my smile."

"I must say, your confidence is stunning—like a masterpiece that doesn’t need a frame."

Ah yes, random paragraphs – like my cooking: a little chaotic, mostly edible, but who doesn’t love a surprise ingredient? What’s your favorite recipe disaster?

Your height doesn't matter, for in my eyes, you'll always stand taller.