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Top 50 Doesn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Doesn chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  2. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  3. Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

  4. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  5. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  6. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  7. The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

  8. Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

  9. As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

  10. Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

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You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

Well remember, if he doesn't run away, he ends the world.

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God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey.

Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
(After quarantine is over)

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Yours is like a pizza, it doesn't stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Damn girl! You Keanu Reeves?

Cuz you take my breath away (Btw if she doesn't understand the reference, just leave. That hoe uncultured, get yourself a princess who's well versed in meme reading and dank meme culture) btw I'm single asf so if any ladies out there just hmu

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

If you were a noose I'd hang with you.

A great way to tell if the person you're talking to likes dark humor and doesn't take everything so seriously.
WHY SO SERIOUS is usually my response if they get offended. I'm an asshole ik.