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  1. Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

    I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke

    Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

  2. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  3. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  4. Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

  5. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  6. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  7. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  8. The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

  9. Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

  10. As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

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Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

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Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey.

Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

Yours is like a pizza, it doesn't stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)

Damn girl! You Keanu Reeves?

Cuz you take my breath away (Btw if she doesn't understand the reference, just leave. That hoe uncultured, get yourself a princess who's well versed in meme reading and dank meme culture) btw I'm single asf so if any ladies out there just hmu