Top 50 Doesn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Doesn pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Doesn tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Hey girl, I had to hire an architect after seeing your tinder page

Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful
I may be wasted

But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.
Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.
I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

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My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

Hey girl, are you a refrigerator?

Because you're hot on the outside and cool on the inside!

(Hey the subreddit doesn't specify **good** pickup lines)

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How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between you and my refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it

Well remember, if he doesn't run away, he ends the world.

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey.

Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

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How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
(After quarantine is over)

Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

Yours is like a pizza, it doesn't stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)

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Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Jason: You know, it doesn’t matter if you know things. All that matters is what’s in your heart.

I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass!

Help a brotha out
I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Karin: Every living thing has a weakness, but I guess that doesn’t apply to you…

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride my roller coaster.

I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.

My sleight of hand doesn't just impress, it also pleasures.

If this heatwave doesn't take you out, may I?

Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)

I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.

The fact that you are not single doesn't make you unavailable tonight.

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

It doesn't matter what's under the hood. The only thing that matters is who’s behind the wheel.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Doesn phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.