The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Dont Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Dont pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dont tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey are you Maths Homework

    Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  2. Are you nicotine?

    Good: Because im addicted to you

    Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

  3. Hey girl i think you're PETA

    Coz i dont think you can handle this meat

  4. Hey girl, are you the will to live

    Because I dont have you

  5. I quit taking drugs 3 years ago...

    So I dont have any lines but can I take you out tonight?

  6. I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.

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What is a Dont pickup line?

Working short dont pickup lines to impress a girl

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

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This is a funny Dont pickup line!

Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

I dont think i need lights anymore
Because you brighten up my world.

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

dont Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Can I tie your shoes?

Because i dont want you falling for anyone else :)

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to.

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Working Dont tinder opener

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

dont Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"

"oh I forgot U R A Q T"

"That's still only 25?!?"

"dont worry you'll get the D later"

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

I dont like sand
It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

Are you a dog?

Because I dont know if you want a bone or not

Rose's are red

I have a gun
If you dont say yes
You better run

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry
He's just fulfilling my wishes

(For mature women) I dont want to be cheesy

But cheese would go well with a tall glass of fine wine like you.

Do u know the melting point of heart ?? dont know about others but for me its your smile :)))))

dont Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Baby why dont you come sit on my lap.

And we talk about the first thing that comes up

Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

Hi, how are you?

Hear me out: This is a simple opener but it is scientifically the best opener regardless of gender. I dont remember the exact study but can find it on request. If you are just starting out, try it out a few times.

Hey girl, are you 2016?

Because after 2020 and the pandemic you dont look so bad anymore

Whats the difference of an e**... and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari

Want to get a pizza and bang..
What, you dont like pizza?

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.

For The Scientists among us

Blood is red
Cyanosis is blue
I get tachycardia when I think of you!

Lol dont know if this one was already on here

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I want to live, because of you (is this done before? I dont know)

I dont drive a toyota but...

Lets go places

I usually dont say this to girls before having kiss but...

Hi, my name is _____

You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet.

Them: theres 26
you: oh, sorry. i forgot that U R A Q T
them: theres 1 more!
you: dont worry. you can get this D later (;

Life is a highway

So why dont you ride me all night long

Thats a great luck that i dont have diabetes...

Cus i can eat you out more than once

Are you wifi?

Cause i feel we are connected

Idk if IT is a repost dont get angry

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Dont phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.