I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

Can I tie your shoes?

Because i dont want you falling for anyone else :)

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to.

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

You dont need ABCs ( transporters) to get my membranes pumping!

Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"


"oh I forgot U R A Q T"



"That's still only 25?!?"


"dont worry you'll get the D later"

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, except a marriage certificate."

"Who said anything about forever? Let's just focus on making tonight unforgettable, shall we?"

"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

"I don't doubt your speed, but I'd defy time just to catch a moment with you."

"Are you my homework? Because I'm not asking for help, but I can't wait to spread you out on my desk tonight."

"Your intelligence outshines the stars, babe. With you, every project is a trip to paradise, just like Israel."

"Who needs adult films when your beauty alone elicits rated R thoughts in me?"

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Don't worry, it's for a good cause: getting to know the most stunning woman here."

"Who needs a number when I've already dialed in on your captivating beauty and irresistible charm?"

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a weapon of mass destruction. How about we disarm with an exchange of numbers?"

"Girl, you may not wear a crown, but your beauty makes you the queen of my heart."

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to stain you, just add a layer of love!"

"Just like a white tee, I'd make sure our love remains spotless and wrinkle-free."

"Hey Tameka, are you my white tee? Because I don't want you to leave any heart stains on me."

"Just like a mystery novel, the more I discover about you, the harder it is to put you down."

"No idea, huh? How about we explore the mystery together over dinner?"

"Hiking? Sounds adventurous! I'm more into urban exploring though, ever tried it?"

"Girl, I won't worm my way in, but I can't promise I won't light up your life with my charm."

"Well, I always knew I had a knack for breaking rules. Guess it's time to change your mind about 'weaklings' like me."

"Ah, 'weakling' is just another term I use for 'charmingly irresistible'. Happy to defy your norms."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"I heard you're taken, but can't a guy appreciate a masterpiece when he sees one? Care to share a snap?"

"I may not be worthy of your grace, yet your stunning allure makes me crave the unwritten chapters of our love story."

"I may not deserve you, but would you be my perfect mistake in this unworthy life?"

"I might be a red flag, but with you, I'm ready to wave white and surrender to your beauty."

"Don't stand alone in the rain, love, my heart is already an umbrella yearning to shelter you."

"Excuse me miss, you might not know pick-up lines, but I sure know a masterpiece when I see one."

"Don't worry about responding, your eyes are already saying yes to a night of whispered dreams and stolen kisses."

"Your silence is golden but your blush tells me more than words ever could; how about we turn up the heat?"

"Your desire for marriage is as captivating as your beauty, but I just want to steal your last dance, not your last name."

"No wedding bells yet, darling, but there's nothing stopping us from creating some tantalizing memories together."

"I may not know motorcycles, but I know a journey with you would be the most thrilling adventure ever."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and also my ability to form coherent sentences."

"Honour, just like the Jolene song, your charm is irresistible and each moment with you is unforgettable."

"Is your name Tameka? Because you handle me like a precious white tee, with all love and no dirt."

"Call me your white tee, 'cause just like you never want to stain it, I never want to lose your precious love."

"Are you a laundry expert? Cause I'm like a white tee, needing your tender care to avoid any dirt."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because my white tee heart needs your love to stay clean and bright."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that could use your gentle, loving touch."

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."

"Well, I was going to put on my werewolf suit, but nevermind..."

"Is it hot in here or is it just the heatwave of attraction I'm feeling from your striking beauty?"

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Hey wrestler, your body slams my heart into a frenzy. Mind if I mess up your clean room like you mess up your opponents?"

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"Oh, I can see your point. But isn't it exciting to unravel a story song by song? It's like a musical treasure hunt."

"Haha, sounds like a plan! But remember, I'm not just a pretty face, I can hold my own in a DIY challenge too!"

"Who needs siblings when I could have a captivating woman like you light up my world instead?"