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Top 50 Dont Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dont pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you an appendix

    because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

  2. Hey are you Maths Homework

    Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  3. Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

    Why dont I join in?

  4. Are you nicotine?

    Good: Because im addicted to you

    Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

  5. I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.

  6. Girl dont be selfish let me bounce these balls on your court.

  7. I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

  8. Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

  9. Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

  10. I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

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Funny dont pickup lines

Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?

Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

I dont think i need lights anymore

Because you brighten up my world.

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

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Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"


"oh I forgot U R A Q T"



"That's still only 25?!?"


"dont worry you'll get the D later"

When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

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Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

Are you a dog?

Because I dont know if you want a bone or not

Rose's are red

I have a gun
If you dont say yes
You better run

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry
He's just fulfilling my wishes

Enjoying view here by the beach right?

Well i'm shore as hell enjoying it because i'm with you right now.

Now would it be shelfish if i buy you a drink and have a chat?

I know its random but i wanted to ask if the coast was clear and i'm not bothering you.

I dont wanna come a bit too up-prawn-t but can i have your number?

Damn girl if you dont stop looking so cute,

Ill have to intervene

Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

Baby why dont you come sit on my lap.

And we talk about the first thing that comes up

Hey girl, are you 2016?

Because after 2020 and the pandemic you dont look so bad anymore

Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari