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Here are 80 dont pick up lines for her and flirty dont rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dont that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dont rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dont pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dont joke for a great chat response.

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  1. Hey are you Maths Homework

    Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  2. Are you nicotine?

    Good: Because im addicted to you

    Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

  3. Hey girl i think you're PETA

    Coz i dont think you can handle this meat

  4. Hey girl, are you the will to live

    Because I dont have you

  5. I quit taking drugs 3 years ago...

    So I dont have any lines but can I take you out tonight?

  6. I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dont are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

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Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

I dont think i need lights anymore
Because you brighten up my world.

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.


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Can I tie your shoes?

Because i dont want you falling for anyone else :)

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.


Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to.

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Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

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You dont need ABCs ( transporters) to get my membranes pumping!

Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"


"oh I forgot U R A Q T"



"That's still only 25?!?"


"dont worry you'll get the D later"

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

Girl, are you my father?
Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

Are you a dog?

Because I dont know if you want a bone or not


Rose's are red

I have a gun
If you dont say yes
You better run

If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry
He's just fulfilling my wishes

(For mature women) I dont want to be cheesy

But cheese would go well with a tall glass of fine wine like you.

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Do u know the melting point of heart ?? dont know about others but for me its your smile :)))))

Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

Baby why dont you come sit on my lap.

And we talk about the first thing that comes up

Hi, how are you?

Hear me out: This is a simple opener but it is scientifically the best opener regardless of gender. I dont remember the exact study but can find it on request. If you are just starting out, try it out a few times.

Hey girl, are you 2016?

Because after 2020 and the pandemic you dont look so bad anymore

Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari

Want to get a pizza and bang..

What, you dont like pizza?

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.


For The Scientists among us

Blood is red
Cyanosis is blue
I get tachycardia when I think of you!

Lol dont know if this one was already on here

I dont drive a toyota but...

Lets go places

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I want to live, because of you (is this done before? I dont know)

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Life is a highway

So why dont you ride me all night long

Thats a great luck that i dont have diabetes...

Cus i can eat you out more than once

I usually dont say this to girls before having kiss but...

Hi, my name is _____

You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet.

Them: theres 26
you: oh, sorry. i forgot that U R A Q T
them: theres 1 more!
you: dont worry. you can get this D later (;

Was reading the book of numbers; Then realised I dont have yours

Christian pick up line, works for anyone tho

Are you wifi?
Cause i feel we are connected


Idk if IT is a repost dont get angry

Hey girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

You "Oh wait I forgot, U R A Q T"

Her "Thats 25 you forgot 1"

You "Dont worry you'll get the D later"

If falling for you is wrong, i dont want to be right

I know I dont look like Taylor Swift

But you look like my next mistake


You are the human equivalent of a page in a book

Too bad I dont know your number.

-Are you an australian animal?

+...

-Because charmander i choose you.



(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

I dont like vegetables but...

I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad

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Told this one on my church camp

I dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god

To yo ex : Are you fevicol?

Coz i dont use you anymore but i can't deny your potential

I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.

Please dont take this the wrong way...

It'll be better on both ends if you dont put up a fight...

(I'm ashamed of myself)

Line: I have a boyfriend.
Comeback: I have a math test.
Line: What?
Comeback: Oh, I thought were talking about things that dont matter to us.

Are you my new phone?
Because I dont understand you but Im sure Im gonna smash you

Self esteem

You: i love your \_\_\_ friend

them: i dont have a \_\_\_friend

you: i have high self-esteem

Has anyone ever told you the secret meeting in the word date?

The A is for the awesome time we'll have,

The T is for the talking We’ll do,

The E is for the emotions you’ll feel

But dont worry, i’ll give you the D later

Are you a catchy song, cause you get stuck in my head.

Please dont shoot me


Anyone have any movie theater related ones?

Already used the “they dont allow outside snacks” one and im seein a movie with someone im tryna use a new one

Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works

So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you'

If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.

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Girl *asks for soda Me: why dont you just have me?

Cause you make me effervescent

I'd take you to the movies but

They dont let snacks inside.

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

I enjoy r**......

...so you dont have to

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Do you wanna play I message games?
Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

I dont care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

Whats the goodof living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

Why dont you take off that armor and lets see what your skin looks like.


Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

In Conclusion

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