The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Dont Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Dont chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you an appendix

    because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

  2. Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

    Why dont I join in?

  3. I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.

  4. Girl dont be selfish let me bounce these balls on your court.

  5. I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

  6. Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

  7. Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

  8. I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

  9. Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?

  10. Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

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Can you do sign language?
I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

Can I tie your shoes?

Because i dont want you falling for anyone else :)

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

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Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?
"no there is 26"


"oh I forgot U R A Q T"



"That's still only 25?!?"


"dont worry you'll get the D later"

Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

Are you a dog?

Because I dont know if you want a bone or not

Enjoying view here by the beach right?

Well i'm shore as hell enjoying it because i'm with you right now.

Now would it be shelfish if i buy you a drink and have a chat?

I know its random but i wanted to ask if the coast was clear and i'm not bothering you.

I dont wanna come a bit too up-prawn-t but can i have your number?

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Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari

I dont normally run

But when im with you my heart is always racing.

Want to get a pizza and bang..

What, you dont like pizza?

My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.

This one if for those who are like "fuck life"

Them:fuck life
You:dont fuck life fuck me

I dont drive a toyota but...

Lets go places

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I want to live, because of you (is this done before? I dont know)

Life is a highway

So why dont you ride me all night long

I usually dont say this to girls before having sex but...

Hi, my name is _____

I know I dont look like Taylor Swift

But you look like my next mistake

-Are you an australian animal?

+...

-Because charmander i choose you.



(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)