I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.

Dont worry baby! I got blessing of Protection!

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

Can I tie your shoes?

Because i dont want you falling for anyone else :)

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

Hey girl, you need a private lifeguard for your bathtub? Dont worry, I'm always ready to jump in and do mouth to mouth if you need me to.

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

You dont need ABCs ( transporters) to get my membranes pumping!

Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"


"oh I forgot U R A Q T"



"That's still only 25?!?"


"dont worry you'll get the D later"

When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

I dont like sand

It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

"Even in chains, I see a spark; maybe we can break free together and create our own adventure."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, and it’s all so sweet!"

"Nurturing can be rare but meaningful. Let’s create our own moments of care and laughter—what's a cozy memory that always makes you smile?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I try to charm you, my tricks disappear faster than my confidence!"

"Is it the nose ring or your stunning brows that caught my eye? Either way, you’re a total showstopper."

Oh, you think you have me all figured out? I love a good challenge. Let's see how well you really know me.

"Challenge accepted. Let me dazzle you with a smile that speaks volumes without saying a word."

"I may not impress you with my words, but let me show you with my actions instead."

"Maybe it's a little unconventional, but I believe in making a memorable first impression with charm."

"If they only knew the joy of having you, they'd be rushing to make room in their lives."

"No stress here, just enjoying this flirty vibe with you. You definitely know how to keep things exciting 😉 What else do you love to do?"

"Well, teaching me a spell of charm might be the exception, just to keep you intrigued."

"From the moment I saw you, I knew there was something special. Let's make this crazy love story a reality."

Like a sunset without the sky, my day feels incomplete when you say goodbye.

Deanna, if the first round is on me, can I at least get your number for the second?

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Mind if I borrow a moment to get lost in your eyes?

Are you a Snitch? Because I'm seeking the golden opportunity to catch you in my arms!

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

"Yelanis, your beauty has me down bad, how about we take this intoxicating vibe somewhere only for us?"

Like a timeless melody, I have loved you for a thousand years. Let's create our own symphony together.

"Hey gorgeous, your gaming skills are as captivating as your smile. Care to share some tips and a cup of coffee?"

"Excuse me, miss, I'm not looking for an exchange, just the privilege of guarding your heart."

"Excuse me, but I believe you've stolen something... my ability to form a coherent sentence when I'm around you!"

"Who said anything about luck? When it comes to you, I'm all in, no need for chance."

"Honestly, I don't need to know what you look like, because I'm already captivated by your beautiful soul."

"Let's be lips lost in the dark together, turning every misstep into a whimsical expedition of affection."

"I may not be a teacher, but I'd love to give you a lesson on how good you'd look in every fabric, not just jeans."

"Cocky? No, I'm just confident that my genuine interest in you is worth your priceless attention."

"Is it that surprising? Your eyes are like an open book, and I happen to be a fast reader."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Is your name Nissan? Because you've already driven straight into my heart."

"Haha, oh really? Dancing to the hits of the 70s in bell-bottoms, that's your scene?"

"Your complexity is a puzzle I find intriguing, care to help me solve it over coffee?"

"You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Please, don't let me go."

"Please don't let me go, because life without your sweet smile is like a song without a melody."

"That's true, but I'm already intrigued by your charm. Let's keep this interesting and unveil a bit of ourselves with each chat, shall we?"

"Glad to meet a genuine soul like you, not lured by cheesy lines. Your authenticity is sexier than any rehearsed phrase."

"Honestly, I don't know how I did that, but your beauty has made my heart skip a beat. CPR maybe?"

"Are you a magic trick? Because whenever I look at you, Snapchat disappears from my memory."

"You're like a puzzle that's worth every effort, don't give up now, I'd love to be the piece you're missing."

"That heart locket around your neck is hot, but it's no match for the fire in your eyes."

"Hey Jasmine, who needs a magic carpet when I can show you a whole new world on my hoverboard?"

"Sure, Aladdin had a carpet, but Jasmine, wouldn't you rather glide into the future with me on my hoverboard?"

"Well, I'd say the real treat here is our conversation, not the coffee. But hey, a caramel macchiato sounds like a sweet bonus!"

"Fasten your seatbelt, my dear! Our journey may be full of unexpected twists and turns... and kisses. Buckle up for a thrilling ride!"

"Your smile just rescued my day; how is it you turn the ordinary into something extraordinarily beautiful?"

"Well, I always knew I had a knack for breaking rules. Guess it's time to change your mind about 'weaklings' like me."

"Ah, 'weakling' is just another term I use for 'charmingly irresistible'. Happy to defy your norms."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"You're not just a curve, you're the entire graph of my fantasies."

"You're like a novel I can't put down; every word you utter turns each mundane page into an exciting mystery."

"I might be smaller than your elbow, but I promise I can sweep you off your feet without a battle."

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"That's okay, you don't have to know how to love someone. Just let me show you how it's done."

"Hey wrestler, your body slams my heart into a frenzy. Mind if I mess up your clean room like you mess up your opponents?"

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"Oh, I can see your point. But isn't it exciting to unravel a story song by song? It's like a musical treasure hunt."

"Haha, sounds like a plan! But remember, I'm not just a pretty face, I can hold my own in a DIY challenge too!"

"Just like a mystery novel, the more I discover about you, the harder it is to put you down."

"Hiking? Sounds adventurous! I'm more into urban exploring though, ever tried it?"

"Girl, I won't worm my way in, but I can't promise I won't light up your life with my charm."

"Lost in the ocean of fitness and adventure? Don't worry, I'm here to be your guide."

"You're so attractive, even your mom jokes are hot; let's create a story better than any punchline."

"In the symphony of life, your voice shines bright; Akansha, you make the world feel just right."

"Oh, come on! You know I'm only good for a little banter and charm. Can’t blame a guy for trying, right? 😉"

"Flattery will get you everywhere! But seriously, I’m loving the orange vibe. What’s your favorite way to express yourself through colors?"

"If fun had a face, it would look just like yours—captivating and hard to resist!"

"In a world of whispers, your confidence shines bright, like the stars in the sky, you’re a beautiful sight."

Taking notes? Nah, I prefer to memorize my brilliance... and maybe a few pizza toppings for good measure. 🍕 How about you?

"Innocent, huh? I bet there’s a wild side just waiting to be uncovered. Care to explore it with me? 😉"

"Well, lucky for you, I can be your personal library. 😉 Let me know what genre you're in the mood for."

Distance may separate us, but my heart remains close to you, drawn by your irresistible charm.

Don't worry, I thrive under pressure. Let's push each other to be the best versions of ourselves. We got this!

"Well, let's find out together. Maybe I'm the missing piece to your puzzle after all."

Haha, well, I guess you'd have to compete with all his followers for Jesus' affection! Good luck with that! 😄

"Thanks for the drinks, but I have a feeling the real treat is yet to come tonight."

Are you a baker? Because you've got my buns rising. Can I lick your pink pussy?

You're a master of words, weaving magic in the air. Your charm makes me smile without a care.

"I may not know all your plans, but I hope being with me is part of them."

Your unique spark sets you apart - stay true to who you are, it's perfect.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you shine just the way you are."

"Even if you don't need flattery, your smile still has the power to make my day brighter."

Sounds like you've got some exciting stories to share! I'm intrigued. How about we swap crazy adventures over a drink sometime?

"How about we skip the words and let our eyes do the talking? Mine are saying 'hello' to yours."

"Well, lucky for you, I'm fluent in charming comebacks. Let's break the ice together."

Who needs a genie when you've got me? I'll make sure all your wishes are granted and then some.

"Don't worry, I'll be the rebel with a cause to convince you that following me is worth it."

You've taught me so much, I might just start calling you Professor Brainiac. Thank you!

Roses bloom in your wake, hearts mend and skies above glow bright. Love's touch, in your sight.

Are you a never-ending melody? Because with you, I never want a break from harmony.

Are you a shooting star? Because your radiance outshines the darkest of nights, leaving me in awe.

"I'll embrace your rage and never ask for forgiveness, just to have you near me."

"I see past your anger and mistrust, I believe I can make you smile. Let me try."

I admire your mysterious vibe. It adds an intriguing element to your persona. Let's keep unraveling those layers together.

"If going fast is your thing, how about we take things slow together?"

"Fast or slow, I'll keep up with you and make sure every moment is as thrill-inducing as you are."

You definitely wouldn't have to beg for my attention! Your number is safe with me, and I'm already intrigued by you.

Haha, no need to beg! I'm here now, and I must say, anyone who gives out your number is one lucky person 😉

"Is it hot in here or is it just the heatwave of attraction I'm feeling from your striking beauty?"

"Well, I was going to put on my werewolf suit, but nevermind..."

"Who needs siblings when I could have a captivating woman like you light up my world instead?"

"Are you a puzzle? Because every piece of you fits perfectly into the space in my heart."

"Pratiksha, sight unseen, you're the star of my dreams, your beauty transcends everything it seems."

"Your desire for marriage is as captivating as your beauty, but I just want to steal your last dance, not your last name."

"No wedding bells yet, darling, but there's nothing stopping us from creating some tantalizing memories together."

"I may not know motorcycles, but I know a journey with you would be the most thrilling adventure ever."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and also my ability to form coherent sentences."

"My birthday would be truly complete if I could celebrate it with you, my favorite gift - Honour."

"Honour, just like the Jolene song, your charm is irresistible and each moment with you is unforgettable."

"Is your name Tameka? Because you handle me like a precious white tee, with all love and no dirt."

"Call me your white tee, 'cause just like you never want to stain it, I never want to lose your precious love."