Top 50 Didn Pick Up lines

Why didn't the 4 ask out the 10?

Because he was 2^2

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.

When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

No, I didn't have a s**...; I was actually winking at you.

You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.

Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

Didn’t we take a class together?

I could swear we had chemistry *wink*

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

I didn't bring you roses because it's not the season and contributes to neo-colonialism.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

Oh honey I didn't fall from heaven I was summoned by Sam and Dean.

I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

Because you’re half my universe

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

I was looking at the restaurant menu but then I realized I didn’t see you.

The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a s**... 4 u.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

I think reddit is broken...

I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you

I didn’t think I was in San Francisco

Because it’s looking like the BAE area over here!

I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

None of your exes have never gotten over you, damn right they didn't.

You signed a disclaimer of physical rights today, didn’t you?

Are you a test I didn't study for? Because you got my heart racing thinking about you.

If Covid19 didn't take you out,

Can I?