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Top 50 Didn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Didn chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

    But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

    Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  2. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  3. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

    You walked past and it didn't go off

  4. I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

  5. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

  6. I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.

  7. Didn’t I go to your funeral?

  8. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

  9. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  10. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

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You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

I didn't know angels flew this low.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.

Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

I didn't bring you roses because it's not the season and contributes to neo-colonialism.

I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

Oh honey I didn't fall from heaven I was summoned by Sam and Dean.

I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

Because you’re half my universe

I might sue Spotify

Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a slave 4 u.

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

I think reddit is broken...

I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you