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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Bout Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Bout pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bout tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

  2. Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

  3. You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my c**...?

  4. Eh Baby, how bout you mine my shaft?

  5. How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

  6. How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

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What is a Bout pickup line?

Working short bout pickup lines to impress a girl

So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

How bout we do some inside her trading?

Hey, how are you? :)

He/she replies: im good how bout you?

you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(

he/she replies: oh what did you lose?

(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)

you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you

then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)

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This is a funny Bout pickup line!

How bout you take my arrow somewhere other than your knee?

How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

How bout a bottle of r**...? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled.

bout Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

I'm 'bout to go Apex on dat ass, baby.

How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?

Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.

What am I Governor of? How ‘bout yer ass!

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Working Bout tinder opener

Hey baby I know what your bed looks like. How 'bout we check it out together?

bout Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Since I’m all about the cookie, how ’bout a little white frosting?

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.

Roses are red violets are blue, how bout a coffee date, with just me and you?

They say, “what goes up must come down”
So my little guy is going up how bout you go down

Hey ya like bacon and pancakes?

Wanna s**...? After that how bout IHOP on that d?

Just thinking bout it

Hey are u a toaster in my bathtub because u light me up

Wanna go halves in an abortion?

No? How bout just the baby then

How bout we take this movement in the streets to a movement in the sheets.

Are you Reese’s puffs?

Cause I’m bout to Eat em up, Eat em up, Eat em up

Are you a Belgian?

Because I’m bout to violate your neutrality

(This post was made Schlieffen plan gang)

Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

bout Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Is it Thanksgiving

Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey

Do you believe in love at first sight?

How bout in a van in the dark

Song lyric: Dave-Purple Heart

Girl I can't lie you're a gem and I ain't even talking bout the star sign

Can I tell you my abcd bout you

I’ll give you the D later

Hey girl are you a road safety law

Cause I'm bout to ignore you.

Roses are red, Communism is great,
How 'bout we go on a Date

Roses are red, I kissed h**...,

How bout' you give me reddit silver.

Ima call my d**k fiscally irresponsible...

And yo p\*\*\*y a credit score, 'cause it's 'bout to get F\*\*KED.

Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root?

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of r**...? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!

Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of r**...?

Yell, 'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how 'bout you . . . give me your number?

I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I s**... it with my W[h]etstone, hmm?

Hi, I'm Haymitch. How 'bout you buy me a drink?

Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Bout phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.