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Top 50 Bout Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bout pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bout conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

  2. Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

  3. You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my crotch?

  4. Eh Baby, how bout you mine my shaft?

  5. How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

  6. How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

  7. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  8. How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

  9. How bout we do some inside her trading?

  10. Hey girl do u smell that

    It smells like upsexy

    What's up sexy

    Nothin much how bout you gorgeous

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How bout you take my arrow somewhere other than your knee?

How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

How bout a bottle of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

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Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.

Him: “Hey girl I’m bout to win the lottery.” Her: “How?”

Your seven digits right now

Hey baby I know what your bed looks like. How 'bout we check it out together?

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.

Roses are red violets are blue, how bout a coffee date, with just me and you?

They say, “what goes up must come down”

So my little guy is going up how bout you go down

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Working Bout tinder opener

Just thinking bout it

Hey are u a toaster in my bathtub because u light me up

Wanna go halves in an abortion?

No? How bout just the baby then

How bout we take this movement in the streets to a movement in the sheets.

Are you Reese’s puffs?

Cause I’m bout to Eat em up, Eat em up, Eat em up

Are you a Belgian?

Because I’m bout to violate your neutrality

(This post was made Schlieffen plan gang)

Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

Is it Thanksgiving

Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey

Hey girl are you a road safety law

Cause I'm bout to ignore you.

Song lyric: Dave-Purple Heart

Girl I can't lie you're a gem and I ain't even talking bout the star sign

Can I tell you my abcd bout you

I’ll give you the D later

Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root?