Top 50 Bout Pick Up lines

So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

How bout we do some inside her trading?

Hey, how are you? :)

He/she replies: im good how bout you?

you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(

he/she replies: oh what did you lose?

(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)

you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you

then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)

How bout you take my arrow somewhere other than your knee?

How bout a bottle of r**...? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

I'm 'bout to go Apex on dat ass, baby.

Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.

What am I Governor of? How ‘bout yer ass!

Hey baby I know what your bed looks like. How 'bout we check it out together?

Since I’m all about the cookie, how ’bout a little white frosting?

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.

Roses are red violets are blue, how bout a coffee date, with just me and you?

Hey ya like bacon and pancakes?

Wanna s**...? After that how bout IHOP on that d?

Just thinking bout it

Hey are u a toaster in my bathtub because u light me up

Wanna go halves in an abortion?

No? How bout just the baby then

How bout we take this movement in the streets to a movement in the sheets.

Are you Reese’s puffs?

Cause I’m bout to Eat em up, Eat em up, Eat em up

Are you a Belgian?

Because I’m bout to violate your neutrality

(This post was made Schlieffen plan gang)

Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

Is it Thanksgiving

Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey

Do you believe in love at first sight?

How bout in a van in the dark

Song lyric: Dave-Purple Heart

Girl I can't lie you're a gem and I ain't even talking bout the star sign

Can I tell you my abcd bout you

Amazing
Beautiful
Cute
I’ll give you the D later

Hey girl are you a road safety law

Cause I'm bout to ignore you.

Roses are red, I kissed h**...,

How bout' you give me reddit silver.

Ima call my d**k fiscally irresponsible...

And yo p\*\*\*y a credit score, 'cause it's 'bout to get F\*\*KED.

Hey, have you ever tripped over a tree trunk?

No? Well, how 'bout a root?

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of r**...? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!

Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of r**...?

Yell, 'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how 'bout you . . . give me your number?

I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I s**... it with my W[h]etstone, hmm?

Hi, I'm Haymitch. How 'bout you buy me a drink?

Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?